Reddit - A third stroke of luck for world leaders

Arthur Sanders74 said:The only thing I care about right now is some moussaka.

I’m gonna look down at Niš from the sky and just bomb it with nothing but love and pure chaos. 🙂

In America, we just call it moussaka. It was basically meat for the sheriffs, and for the rest of us, it was a veggie feast once a week back when it was our go-to celebration meal.

Jack Cook7 said:The local way is to call it moussaka. You know, meat for the sheriffs, but for us regular folks? Just veggies and good vibes once a week—back when that was our go-to celebratory meal.

Alright, Jack Cook7, listen—I’m more interested in those Smokvica, Greece figs this week, and I definitely won't be getting to them via some veggie moussaka.

With meat, obviously. I mean, we aren't Turkish.

Oh, and I see you guys were debating introverts versus extroverts. Personally? I'm a total introvert from Monday to Friday, strictly between 9 AM and 6 PM EDT. The rest of the week? I don't care. During those off-hours, I'm an "intro-extro" with extra whipped cream on top. 🙂

Arthur Sanders74 said:Alright, Jack Cook7, listen—I’m craving some Smokvica, Greece this week, but there's no way I'm getting there through moussaka.

You gotta have meat with it. We aren't Turks, for crying out loud.

You jerk! You just want those Smokvica, Greece! 🙂

Just so you know, I'm gonna sue you in front of your whole family!
PS: "Smokvica, Greece" was actually this famous softcore flick back in the 70s, where the wildest part was basically just seeing some ladies with bare boobs.

Arthur Sanders74 said:Everything is just Đolo's fault. 😢

And you were posting on that thread back then too, weren't you? Didn't you notice?

I didn't. Believe it or not, regardless of how much time I spend away or how much I linger here, I only read a little bit. Something has to pull me in. It’s difficult to explain because it’s a sensation you can only experience if it isn't forced. Words are like a flavor, even without any non-verbal cues. I suppose I just see right through them.
Usually, I am doing something else in parallel, or I would be.

"Come on, come on... I gotta find something that actually catches my eye"

Greetings. The essence 🙂

Arthur Sanders74 said:...
No person, no problem. 😉

That was honestly the first thing that popped into my head, but I figured it wasn't exactly socially acceptable, so I decided to hold back. 🕺

Because it says "these three want to share two apples equally" and how to handle that with one knife stroke. There isn't any rule stating I have to exclusively "reduce" the apples, nor am I obligated to fulfill their specific wishes. 🕺

It’s pretty sick, really dark, but I guess it technically meets the requirements. 😬

So, we still haven't figured out how to slice one apple into three pieces with a single knife stroke for three people.

Yeah, no kidding. Just more proof of why I love my fellow Americans so much. 🙂

Because clearly, our people don't have a damn clue when it comes to politics.

Maybe a little hint?

That image was actually a bit of a giveaway; I did some digging on Google. I guess you could say people definitely have a sense for politics, though maybe it's just a hunch. ☕

Linda King said:Give us a hint!

Oh my God, Linda, this whole thread is basically "the third way for world politicians," and you're seriously stuck on something this simple?

The answer is super straightforward.

Honestly, I’d never trust any of those politicians anyway. Thank goodness.

Jack Cook7 said:Good grief, Linda King, this thread is supposed to be "the third act for world leaders," yet you can't seem to wrap your head around such a straightforward concept.

The answer is actually quite simple.

Thankfully, I don't expect anything from any of those politicians.

A decline in cognitive function is one of the primary symptoms of mercury poisoning. 😢

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Jack Cook7 said:Good grief, Linda King, this topic is supposedly "the third blessing for global politicians," yet you seem unable to tackle such a straightforward task.

The solution is incredibly simple.

Never expect anything from any of those politicians. Thank goodness.

They clearly lack even a shred of dark humor... 😉

Everything is laid out right there; one simply needs to know how to read. It's my personal favorite, isn't it?

We could teach them quite a bit about the fragmentation of consciousness, despite our own supposed conscience.

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Jesse Price said:A decline in cognitive function is one of the primary indicators of mercury poisoning. 😢

You are running the risk of having to explain your reasoning 🤣 😉

Jesse Price said:Losing your ability to think straight is one of the big red flags when someone’s dealing with mercury poisoning. 😢

Man, look at this guy—acting like he's some kind of world-class statesman. 👍

Jerry Robinson56 said:re:

They just don't get dark humor... 😉

It's all right there in black and white, you just gotta know how to read between the lines. My favorite part, right?

We could probably teach them a thing or two about losing touch with reality, even if we still have a conscience.

The SECOND solution actually cracked me up first, but then immediately spooked me because my conscience has like a 10-second lag.

And I really hate being startled like that—it just means I'm lagging way behind the people for whom that was the FIRST solution.

Jack Cook7 said:At first, I found it amusing, but then I was immediately struck by the realization that my conscience operates on a ten-second delay.

And frankly, I find being startled quite distasteful; it serves as a rather unpleasant reminder that I am lagging behind.

That sentiment should have been expressed much earlier. 🕺 😁

Jerry Robinson56 said:Man, you should've led with that! 🕺 😁

Honestly, it kills me that we—you know, us Americans, all stubborn, blunt, and honestly pretty difficult people who can be way too set in our ways—can't even wrap our heads around such a simple problem.

One of my favorite bands covered one of my favorites. 😍 It’s probably their most overplayed track, unfortunately, but beggars can't be choosers.



Is Shirley Manson really 56 years old????? 😲)

But let us not forget that we are living in 2023.