How do I delete my posts and clear my activity history?

I’m looking for an admin to explain the absolute madness going on here lately...

First off, you wiped over 1,500 of my posts—yes, one thousand five hundred—without a single comment or notification. This whole thing happened overnight, just within the last two days. I’d love an explanation. It’s not like you haven't nuked piles of my posts before—maybe a hundred or two since the pandemic stuff started—but a cut this massive is a hell of a precedent...

On top of that, I can’t even see my own posts anymore. Why? No heads-up, nothing. Is this some technical glitch, or am I dealing with straight-up censorship?

And wait, there's more—my signature was stripped away too. Again, done overnight without any notice, like some low-life petty thief hitting a corner store in the middle of the night. I need an answer: is this a tech issue or more censorship?

I also noticed my inbox was slashed from three hundred messages down to two hundred. Technical error or just more pressure being applied?

Thanks in advance for responding. Seriously, I need an admin to weigh in here because these issues go way beyond your typical site glitches...☕

Can't see your own posts? What, did you finally go ahead and put yourself on your own ignore list?

Here you go

Is this just for Larry Allen34, or does anyone else get to jump in on this?!
Where and how can I sign up for the same thing? 🕺

Got it. Handled everything for everyone.

🙏 Honestly, man, I heard it from one person and then heard the complete opposite from another. 🙏

Charles Fox10 said:Here you go:

Wait, why aren't my own posts showing up? I mean the ones that haven't been nuked—and why can't I see anyone else's stuff in the stats? Also, where did my signature option go? Is this some new update or am I just glitching out?

Larry Allen34, honey, I think you should probably have that personal assistant of yours draft a more coherent question—maybe one backed up by actual examples and a transcript of those error messages you keep getting.
I’d love to help you out, and you know I’ve always had a soft spot for you, but for the love of God, I have no idea what you're talking about. 😢

Oh, and regarding the signature: yeah, it's been revoked. And honestly, it wasn't just you; you've managed to find yourself in an elite circle now, though there aren't many of you left. 👍

Casey Bennett said:Larry Allen34, honey, maybe call in your personal assistant to draft a coherent question—maybe throw in some specific examples and screenshots of the errors you're seeing, too.
I'd love to help you out, and you know I've got a soft spot for you, but damn, I have no idea what you're talking about. 😢

Oh, and about the signature. Yeah, it’s gone. Not just yours, either—you’ve officially joined the elite club. There aren't many of us. 👍

I can't see anyone's post count in the stats—mine or anyone else's—if that makes sense. I keep getting this error:

hilderik, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

1. Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
2. If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Why?

And Casey Bennett—what's the deal with stripping my signature? Is this some special COVID clearance thing only you understand? Which rule did I actually break?

Maybe you aren't seeing the posts because the search function has been glitching out and turning itself off lately?

Larry Allen34, you see how much clearer things become once you actually lay out the facts of what’s happening? My colleague Steven Fox37 already gave you an answer regarding that.
If you took a moment to browse through the other threads and actually wander through this massive, sprawling forum of ours, you’d probably realize by now why your search function isn't working—it's not a statistics issue, sweetie; statistics are a completely different beast altogether.

As for your signature? I never said I was the one who revoked it. I would never dream of doing that to you, and besides, I don't even have the administrative authority to pull that stunt. A signature is a right everyone enjoys, provided they don't lose it through certain 🙂 behaviors.

Just forget about the signature; stay away from those toxic threads that are clearly weighing you down and go hang out on LJS instead, maybe spend some time over at USA, or who knows, you might even find your calling at the IMF betting boards or playing computer games?

Go do something productive, because honestly, I feel like I don't even know you anymore!!1! 🙂

Steven Fox37 said:Maybe you aren't seeing posts because the search function has been glitching out lately?

NOPE. I can't see my own posts or anyone else's in the stats. I'm gonna have to ask the admin to weigh in on this mess...☕