CheckEmoji Community · the emoji forum
🏠 Home 🆕 What's new ❓ Unanswered 🔥 Popular 📡 RSS Members 👥 0 online log in · register
Home › Miscellaneous › Off-topic › Megathread: Where did the forum's "vagina" go?

Megathread: Where did the forum's "vagina" go?

Started by electrichawk94 · · 👁 10 views · 82 replies

📡 Subscribe to replies

Participants electrichawk94William Grant20hiddenviper22hiddenmarlin14Rachel Richardsonsilverwolf88Walter Baker2Brian Howard2
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#61 ·
electrichawk94 said:The absolute worst part is how infectious that lifestyle is. One look at a guy like that and suddenly you're caught up in the whole scene.☕

You’ve got your definitions all mixed up—we aren't talking about men's anatomy here, we're talking about women's; basically, swingers show off their gear to the ladies.

Anyway, from what I can tell, the ladies on this thread aren't exactly paying much attention to you guys.
Walter Baker2 Walter Baker2 Newcomer
9 messages
joined Feb 2020
#62 ·
They aren't even looking our way because we don't fit the mold—we aren't gorgeous, we aren't twenty, and we haven't spent every waking hour at the gym.
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#63 ·
Walter Baker2 said:They aren't even looking our way because we aren't young, hot, or ripped.

Why is this forum nothing but kids? Where are the older women—the ones who might not be models but actually know what they're doing in bed?
Honestly, I'd take an older, less attractive woman who can actually perform over some young, pretty girl who's useless in bed any day of the week.😁
William Grant20 William Grant20 Active Member
94 messages
joined Mar 2022
#64 ·
silverwolf88 said:It’s funny how this forum seems to be dominated by the younger crowd, as if there aren't older women out there who might lack our aesthetic appeal but more than make up for it in other... departments.
Personally, I’d take an older woman who’s less easy on the eyes but absolutely incredible down there over some young, gorgeous girl who leaves you feeling completely unsatisfied any day of the week. 😁

So, what's your specific preference?
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#65 ·
William Grant20 said:What kind of anatomy are you into?

I prefer that high-fashion model look

a tight vulva, recessed clitoris, deep vaginal canal, and a wide uterus
William Grant20 William Grant20 Active Member
94 messages
joined Mar 2022
#66 ·
silverwolf88 said:I have a weakness for that model look,

that tight little setup—a small vulva, tucked-away clitoris, deep vaginal canal, and a wide uterus.

Tell me, have you ever even laid hands on a woman down there?
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#67 ·
P.S.

It’s just basic math—you need a long enough space for a long object, and you need width to accommodate width. It’s simple physics, really.
William Grant20 William Grant20 Active Member
94 messages
joined Mar 2022
#68 ·
silverwolf88 said:P. S.

It stands to reason that a longer penis requires a longer vagina, just as a wider one demands more space

Are you implying you're packing something substantial there? Exactly how big are we talking when you're fully erect? ☕
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#69 ·
William Grant20 said:Ever actually touched a woman down there?

Yeah, back when I was young and naive about twenty years ago—but clearly, if I had, none of them would have been sticking around for the last two decades.

The reality is, when I’m at a swinger club, I just watch—I don't go touching anything because I have zero interest in being the first guy to approach a woman just to beg for sex.

When a woman is checking me out at a bar or a party, waiting for me to make a move, she’ll usually have ten other guys swarm her first, and she’ll end up with one of them. I’m not jealous, though—if she actually found me attractive in my gear, she would’ve come to me first. I’d much rather be a loner than some desperate guy begging for sex from a woman who isn't even into me.
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#70 ·
William Grant20 said:So you're claiming you're packing heat? How big are we talking when you're actually ready to go? ☕

It’s decent—long enough to get the job done—but obviously, there are bigger and thicker options out there.😁
William Grant20 William Grant20 Active Member
94 messages
joined Mar 2022
#71 ·
silverwolf88 said:Back when I was twenty-two, young and naive enough to believe the world owed me something, I’d approach women, but let’s be honest—not one of them had the stamina to stick around for more than a fleeting moment.

To tell you the truth, when I’m at a swinger club, I mostly just sit back and watch the scenery; I don't make a move because I have zero interest in being the first guy to walk up to a woman and practically beg for sex.

When a woman catches my eye at a bar or a party and seems to be waiting for me to make a move, ten other guys usually swarm her before I can even blink, and she ends up with one of them. I don't feel a shred of jealousy, though; if I were actually her type, she wouldn't be waiting for some random guy to stumble over his words—she would have come straight to me. Personally, I’d much rather be a lonely loner than go crawling toward a woman who clearly isn't feeling any chemistry with me.

So, what was it like actually getting physical? Was she everything you hoped for, or just another mediocre encounter? Did you actually go all the way, or was it just hands-on?

silverwolf88 said:It was decent, though there are certainly bigger and thicker options out there.😁

Do you honestly think the women at those swinger clubs are checking you out and craving what you're packing?
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#72 ·
William Grant20 said:So, how was touching her? Was she actually what you’re into, or just some random thing? Did you actually go all the way or just stick to hands?

Do you honestly think women at a swinger beach are staring at your junk, wishing they could get it?

We mostly just touched, made out, and rubbed up against the women I was hanging with—though I only had actual sex with the women I was officially seeing. I messed up once with this college student; we hooked up, then she just ghosted me. I was naive enough to want a relationship, but she just moved on to the next guy.

From what I’ve gathered through experience, most women today basically just want a guy who acts thirsty for them—someone who’s clearly turned on so he performs better. But for the most part, they don't seem to care about looks. It doesn't matter if a guy is handsome or ugly, what his equipment looks like, or if he's fat or skinny. Maybe the only physical trait they care about is being jacked, and since I'm thin, I'm failing there too. Even looking at couples here, I see way more women with beefy guys than thin ones.

Basically, based on how the majority of women act toward me, my dick is irrelevant—and my balls even less so. Sometimes I wonder if women are only with men because men are the ones constantly approaching them, paying for things, and catering to them. If men didn't initiate, maybe women would be perfectly happy on their own, since they rarely approach men first like they're desperate for it. But when some guy won't stop hitting on them, they eventually give in to someone. That's just the reality of the female dynamic—you worship the body, beg for sex, and then ask yourself why we're facing this massive social and biological crisis. I have no interest in begging for sex. If I'm not "good enough" for them—if being thin or having unattractive anatomy is a dealbreaker—then they shouldn't be with me. I've spent 22 years being single because, frankly, I haven't been good enough for any of them.
William Grant20 William Grant20 Active Member
94 messages
joined Mar 2022
#73 ·
silverwolf88 said:It was all just casual touching and quick hookups with girls I hung out with, though I actually had sex with the ones I was dating. But I really messed up with this one college student; we hooked up, and then she just completely ghosted me. I was looking for something real, and I fell for that trap of being naive, only for her to go off and live her life while I was left hanging.

Why would you even bother chasing a relationship? As long as you got what you wanted, isn't that enough?☕
Honestly, why do you think a woman is ever going to walk up to you? That’s exactly why you’ve been stuck doing things yourself for thirty years. You have to be the one to make the first move, every single time. You need to approach those women who are watching you at the beach and ask them if they've ever played with a python.☕
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#74 ·
William Grant20 said:Who cares about a relationship? The main thing is you got it ☕
Why do you think a woman is ever going to approach you? That’s exactly why you’ve been solo for 30 years—jer you're just jerking off. You always have to be the one to make the first move. Go up to those women who are staring at your junk on the beach and ask them if they've ever played with a python ☕

Back when I was young and naive, I actually cared about relationships. Now? Not so much. I’ve seen how many women look down on me just because I’m wearing tight leggings—it's ridiculous. So, I moved into the swinger scene instead; all I care about now is having a good time with women

There is a higher statistical probability that some virus will mutate into an even more dangerous pandemic in the next four months than there is of me being the first guy to walk up to a woman and beg for sex. I might consider a third or fourth option only if she approaches me first—but she needs to make it clear that I'm not being rejected, that I'm at least moderately attractive to her. Once I know there's mutual attraction, the plumbing starts working immediately. Look, I notice women and I turn heads their way, but if they act stuck-up, it means they aren't interested. Occasionally, a woman will give me a serious look, but that’s rare—and even then, they often change their minds after some other girl calls them out for being "bad," or some guy comes begging them for sex

I don't need to be the one initiating things. The more women mistreat the male minority, the larger this global crisis becomes—basically, the era of women is winding down. If I haven't had to chase them until now, I certainly don't see the point in starting now
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#75 ·
William Grant20 said:..
Do you honestly think women at a swinger beach are staring at your junk, actually wanting it?

I can only speculate—but frankly, I have no clue which women actually want it since women aren't exactly known for being upfront with me. That's why I asked if the male anatomy is even a draw for them in this thread here:
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#76 ·
What do model vulvas look like?
Here’s the link to the nude fashion show

JEF MONTES Resolver - January 2016-Mercedes-Benz
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#77 ·
What percentage of you ladies are actually happy with Sugar, considering his latest post here
?

From what I can gather, all the moderators have to reach a unanimous decision when it comes to granting a user status
. But does that same rule apply when they decide to strip someone of their status?
Because—if my logic holds and every single moderator has to agree to revoke a status—then if even one person, like Sugar, refuses to vote for it, the status stays put. Am I reading this correctly?
Brian Howard2 Brian Howard2 Newcomer
1 message
joined Jul 2019
#78 ·
Are 🤣 if he gave you an answer like that, you must have really screwed up big time. What on earth were you doing?🤣 And what kind of topic is this anyway? 🤔

E: miller 🤣 man, if only this were just a forum discussion... 🤣
silverwolf88 silverwolf88 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jan 2015
#79 ·
Brian Howard2 said:Are you 🤣 if they gave you an answer like that, then you must have really screwed up over there. What were you even doing? 🤣 And what kind of thread is this anyway? 🤔

E: milić 🤣 yeah, if only it were just a forum... 🤣

I posted way too much in a thread meant strictly for photos.

I complimented some women and skipped others—well, those I didn't compliment took offense.
Alice of Mercy, whom I actually praised, tried to stick up for me, but most of the others teamed up against her and won. Then, once I got banned, the female photo posts just stopped altogether. For a few days, the guys were left wondering what happened, until finally, the first person to post a photo again was Alice. Honestly, I'm disappointed in her now; she defended me at first, but then just let those people take control of the place again.
The women I actually complimented could have boycotted the thread entirely by refusing to post their photos, which would have starved the topic of engagement. But clearly, all the women there were against me, and they kept the thread alive with these incredibly egoistic people who just want non-stop worship and validation.
Since they don't praise me and instead just criticize me for being "no good," then fine—I certainly don't owe them any compliments.


I guess they just wanted to make sure I couldn't look at the photos anymore. The biggest agitators were the Index users like Darla, who were targeting me back when we were still on the Index forum, pushing for my ban because they couldn't stand seeing men in leggings. I told them we were done, and I tried to stay on good terms with other women, though they were in the minority—just like the decent women on this forum are a minority, along with anyone else who doesn't mind my style in leggings.
Darla and Alice went at it because of me, but it seems the moderators side with Darla, so she came out on top. I got hit with partial bans while lemonzoo was allowed to say things I wasn't permitted to say. To make matters worse, lemonzoo handed me a partial ban on Alternative because Garofeeder was allowed to post stuff that was off-limits for me. It’s crystal clear who is connected and working against me, which explains why I was getting so many partial bans—my inbox is absolutely flooded with bans regarding the whole "leggings" trolling drama.
Anyway, if the women have taken over, then in my opinion, it isn't the Men's Corner anymore; it's the Women's Corner. From where I'm sitting, it looks like this forum has two Women's Corners: the one for general female topics, and the one for nude female photos that the guys visit.
Brian Howard2 Brian Howard2 Newcomer
1 message
joined Jul 2019
#80 ·
Ugh, you really went and made a total mess of things there, didn't you?😳 I honestly think that old, overly cautious fox saw the whole discussion going south and decided to bail out just to be safe.
I mean, if you had just kept praising everything like everyone else does, you’d probably still be posting right now, wouldn't you?🤔
And what was the logic behind playing favorites—praising some things while dragging others? What on earth were you basing that on?

You must log in or register to reply here.

Log in Register

🔗 Similar threads