Bobby!

I have to admit, I don't know a single adult film family with five kids. 🤷 Three seems to be the limit for most; some have none, some have one, and others have two. 🤷

It looks like we've entered some new eras—feminized ones, most likely.

I haven't a clue 🙂 even Erin's grandparents didn't have more than a couple of siblings 🙂 my grandpa from Chicago had at least six brothers and sisters 🙂

When are those two hours happening? Grace Anderson3, did you get everything finished that you needed to? Man, someone’s gotta handle this pressure!😲

Grace Anderson3 said:What was it actually like when you were first on your own with the Baby?

It’s great—my oldest is basically my mini-me; we have this almost telepathic connection regarding just about everything. 😁
Plus, I can actually make the kids laugh—God knows I need the win. 😁

Grace Anderson3 said:I agree, Baz—that foundation (and the trust that comes with it) needs to be built by both of them right now. Once those typical father-son clashes inevitably hit, it’ll already be too late.

Josh 🙂 Hans is actually one of the most level-headed guys I know; he just needs to work on his self-confidence... If things go sideways tomorrow, he's got that punk rock neighbor ready to step in. 🙂

Time spent with kids is priceless 😁

But usually, daughters are daddy's girls, while sons tend to lean a bit more toward their mothers. 😁

You can pretty much take the Wiki to the bank; the guy’s got years of experience under his belt when it comes to childcare and typing, whereas Hans is just a total klutz who hasn't a clue what he's doing.

Walter Baker2 said:You can trust Wiki; he knows his way around childcare and typing. But Hans? He's just a clumsy amateur.

So Grace Anderson3 is out here claiming, "I'm just like Wiki, experienced and responsible... I can watch the Baby too. And help out around the house." ☕

Hans, don't listen to these forum losers. 🧐

Michelle Bennett14 said:So, Grace Anderson3, you’re reading this guy like, "Look, just like Wiki, I'm experienced and reliable... I can watch the Baby. I might even help out around the house." ☕

Hans, don't listen to these internet trolls 🧐

Honestly, you could probably swing by Grace Anderson3's place for a couple of hours to babysit. You clearly have that maternal instinct and a secret craving for a Baby of your own. 🍿 Just know I'm here if you need anything. 🙂

Walter Baker2 said:You could always swing by Grace Anderson3's place for a couple of hours to babysit. I'm sure you've got that maternal instinct kicking in and secretly want a Baby of your own. 🍿 I'm around if you need anything. 🙂

🙂

I wasn't even here... whatever.

Hans actually pulled it off!! 🎉 🎉 🎉

I wonder how Hans's first solo shift went, or maybe that's still happening later today?

👋

Grace Anderson3 said:Hans pulled it off! 🎉 🎉 🎉

Is he happy? 😁

Walter Baker2 said:You can certainly trust Wiki—he’s got plenty of experience when it comes to childcare and, frankly, his typing speed is reliable—but Hans? He’s a bit clumsy and lacks that necessary polish.

Longer tenure—it really does solve everything. 😁

Raymond Newman2 said:How did Hans's first solo shift go, or is he still stuck working on it today?

It went great! 🎉

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Is everything good? 😁

Yeah.

Grace Anderson3 said:It went great! 🎉

Yes!

👍

Well, like you mentioned yourself, maybe just stop nursing him and let Hans take over the feedings instead. I guess that might help build an even deeper bond. 🙂

The little guy has a massive appetite so we’re making sure he gets huge portions, plus we'll have two people feeding him. 🙂

Walter Baker2 said:Sure, you can trust Wiki since he's experienced with childcare and typing, but Hans is just clumsy and totally green.

So, how did it go when you watched your very first Baby all by yourself back when you were still clueless? 🍿

Honestly, I would have just launched them straight into the air and caught them mid-flight. I used to play basketball back in the day, so there was absolutely no way I was going to fumbled the ball—or in this case, the Baby.

Grace Anderson3 said:Everything went perfectly! 🎉
Yes!

That's how it should be. 😁

Walter Baker2 said:I would have caught them mid-air without a second thought—I played basketball back in the day, so letting go of the ball—or the Baby—was simply never an option.

A special, almost telepathic bond forms with a Baby immediately—there is simply no room for error there. 😁

It's been quite some time since my first one—it was small, maybe around 2.8 or something like that.
Older kids used to be significantly more substantial—we’re talking a good half-pound heavier on average. 😁
Both my wife and I—well, we were essentially like first-born children. 😬

Grace Anderson3 said:Hans pulled it off!! 🎉 🎉 🎉

Thank God. Let's aim for 3 hours next time then!👍

Yesterday I was offline for almost three hours—just a typical weekday dealing with rush hour in New York City.🤷

Third diaper tonight, and we’re (successfully👍) getting the Baby down to sleep.

I’m counting sheep just to stay sane.>