Bobby!

Walter Baker2 said:Now Grace Anderson3 and Hans are just going to fight over who gets to run to the baby first, and in a few months we'll see

I’ve been keeping track of every single diaper change just so I have my arguments ready... ☕

Just laying it all out there, plain and simple.🤣

... and notarized by a local notary ☕

Of course, I'm joking (before Josh: 🙂), but there’s this growing obsession with me lately. And whenever Hans holds him, the little guy just starts wailing.🤷 So, I’ve started pumping milk so Hans can feed him too.

She's pinching him on purpose just to get him to start whining about you.😬

hiddenmarlin14 said:he’s doing that on purpose, pinching him just so he starts throwing a tantrum over you😬

That little trick isn't going to work tomorrow. For once, I'll actually have two hours alone with the baby.😁

Two hours? 😲 Your phone's gonna be ringing off the hook about 120 times. 🙂

Grace Anderson3, what on earth are you doing to Hans? How can he be so incredibly clumsy with the baby? Don't let Joshua hear about this, or he'll book the first flight out of here to New York City.

Do you think I should bother calling my aunt to come over for just those two hours?🤔

Wikipedia said:🍿😁

What was it actually like for you when you were home alone with the baby for the first time?

NOT HAPPENING! Where are you even going to go for two hours? You should be ashamed! Just push it back like fifteen years instead!😲🙂

I couldn't agree more. When it comes to a baby boy's psychological and physical development, he essentially needs his mother by his side 24/7. It's a different ballgame for baby girls; they seem to have this built-in resilience that carries them through until they're at least 15.

Grace Sanders24 said:NOT EVEN AN OPTION! You really think I'm driving two hours for that? Seriously, have some shame. Why don't you just push it back fifteen years instead!😲🙂

Go tell Hans 🤷 since he thinks I should be the one to handle this while he stays home with the baby🍿

Grace Anderson3 said:Tell that to Hans 🤷 he thinks I should handle it while he stays home with the baby 🍿

Go ahead, grab a massage on the way 😁
The sooner Hans figures things out, the better 🙂

By the way, it's also a chance for Hans to get closer to the little 🥳

Grace Mitchell87 said:Go ahead, and maybe treat yourself to a massage while you're at it. 😁

The sooner Hans figures things out, the better. 🙂

Look, Hans isn't his own mother.

Grace Anderson3 said:Tell Hans 🤷 he thinks I should handle this while he stays home with the baby 🍿

Look, we established a long time ago that Hans isn't exactly grounded in reality and just talks nonsense. One day he's acting crazy in the tub, the next he's totally checked out. I don't have the guts for that! He can stay with Bebot if he wants!🙂

Grace Mitchell87 said:Man, you should probably go grab a massage while you're at it. 😁
The sooner Hans gets his act together, the better it'll be for everyone involved. 🙂

I’m voting for leaving him alone with the Baby as much as possible; honestly, it’s a win-win for both of them. 👍
After all, they share the same DNA.

I’m with you, Baz. They need to start building that bond—and that trust—right now. Once those typical father-son clashes hit, it’ll already be too late.

Josh 🙂 Hans is actually one of the most level-headed guys I know; he just needs to work on his confidence. If things go sideways tomorrow, they've still got that punk neighbor ready to step in and help out. 🙂

Grace Anderson3 said:I agree with you, Baz—they really need to start building that foundation of trust right now. Once those classic father-son clashes inevitably kick in, it’ll be way too late to fix things.

Josh 🙂 Hans is honestly one of the most level-headed guys I know; he just needs to find his footing and work on his confidence. If things ever go south tomorrow, he’s got that punk rock neighbor ready to step up and help him out. 🙂

From what I can see by watching how everyone else handles things, the sooner they get started, the better.
The longer they wait, the harder it gets, and you end up with kids who won't listen to their fathers or anyone else for that matter.
Hans will figure it out, though; you didn't pick him for nothing. 😁

Anyway, he’s not leaving the house at that hour tomorrow, so he’ll just be staying put in bed with the baby. (That way, I can give Josh some peace of mind 😁).
He spent an entire hour feeding today, so I’m going to prep a double dose of milk for tomorrow to cover those two hours. 🥳

Grace Anderson3 said:I also think, Baz, that they both need to start building that relationship—and that trust—right now. Once those typical father-son conflicts kick in, I guess it might already be too late.

Josh 🙂 Hans is honestly one of the most level-headed guys I know; he just really needs to work on his self-confidence. If things go sideways tomorrow, that punk rock neighbor is always there to step in and help. 🙂

Anarchy for Toddlers, Vol. 1🤣