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Budget coffee chat... first cup's on the house!

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velveteagle8 velveteagle8 Member
14 messages
joined Feb 2022
#481 ·
It feels just like those old taverns you see in movies about ghost towns out in the Wild West.
Somewhere in the twilight, I slowly drift into town.
I peer cautiously from under the brim of my hat, one hand resting lightly on the reins while the other stays ready to grab my Colt at a moment's notice—just gently stroking the mane of my one and only loyal companion.
There isn't a soul in sight, yet you can feel a thousand eyes watching you from everywhere.
A prayerful silence hangs over everything, broken only by the persistent creaking of an old weather vane on the edge of town.
The first thing to greet me is a scrawny three-legged dog that suddenly darts out from under my horse's hooves and vanishes across the dusty street.
Finally, I reach the center of town, where I spot a sign for a Poor Man's Tavern sitting right between a locked-up bank and a failed barbershop.
I thought to myself that maybe luck was finally on my side; a chance for some refreshment, a warm bath, and a real bed after nineteen days of riding and sleeping under the open sky with nothing but a stone for a pillow.
I pull up and slowly dismount, glancing discreetly over my shoulder to see if I can figure out where all those stares are coming from before I shake them off along with the dust.
I check the pump, give it a try... water comes out, yellow and smelling like a dog, but it's water nonetheless!
I lead my horse over to get a drink and tie him loosely to a nearby hitching post.
Then, with slow but steady steps, I approach the doors of the tavern.
They are slightly ajar, fluttering occasionally in the warm desert breeze that’s preparing to turn into a sharp, cold wind as the first darkness falls.
I walk up, stop in front of the door, and then, out of habit or some unknown force, I turn around one more time before stepping inside.
The first thing I notice is an old, battered piano; I could tell from the doorway that the D key is missing, along with a few black keys in the lower octave.
I take a couple more steps and look to the right—the bar is empty. I look to the left—four vacant tables with an odd number of chairs. Then I glance toward the corner—Drew Lee9.
When our eyes met, I felt so harmless, almost like I was in a trance—existing as a ghost outside of time, yet fully present and aware of everything happening around me.
I gave a slight nod of my hat as a greeting, and he responded with a lift of his eyebrows before taking a long pull of whatever he was drinking.
I ask if there's anyone around who might serve a drink or let me stay the night.
Drew Lee9 sizes me up again, and it's as if that look allows him to see things about me that I don't even know myself; he takes another sip, this one shorter and sharper, and says:
"Hello stranger, my name is don Francisko Long Play, and for everyone else like me, this is a black-and-white world."
Drew Lee9 Drew Lee9 Active Member
249 messages
joined Oct 2021
#482 ·
velveteagle8 said:It’s just like those taverns you see in those old Western ghost towns.
Somewhere at dusk, I drift slowly into town.
I watch everything from under the brim of my hat, one hand resting lightly on the reins, the other ready to grab my Colt at a moment's notice—just gently stroking the mane of my one loyal companion.
There isn't a soul in sight, yet you feel a thousand eyes tracking your every move.
A prayerful silence hangs over the place, broken only by the persistent creaking of an old weather vane on the edge of town.
The first thing to greet me is a scrawny three-legged dog that suddenly darts out from under my horse's hooves and bolts across the dusty street.
Finally, I reach the center of town where, sandwiched between a locked-up bank and a failed barbershop, I spot a sign for a Poor Man's Tavern.
I figured my luck might be turning; after 19 days of riding and sleeping under the stars with nothing but a rock for a pillow, a hot bath and a bed sounded like heaven.
I pull up, dismount slowly, and give a quick glance behind me to see if I can find the source of all those stares before shaking them off along with the dust.
I check the pump... it works. The water comes out yellow and smelling like a dog, but it's water.
I let the horse have a drink and tie him loosely to a nearby hitching post.
Then, with a steady, rhythmic pace, I approach the tavern doors.
They are slightly ajar, fluttering in the warm desert breeze that is about to turn into a biting cold wind as night falls.
I reach the entrance, stop, and then, driven by some strange impulse, I step inside.
The first thing I see is an old, battered piano; even from the doorway, I could tell the D key and a few others in the lower octave were missing.
I take a few more steps, look toward the bar—empty. Look to the left—four vacant tables with an odd number of chairs. Then I look to the corner: Drew Lee9.
When our eyes met, there was this heavy, hypnotic stillness—as if he were a completely harmless man existing outside of time, yet fully aware of everything happening around him.
I tip my hat in greeting; he responds with a nod of his eyebrows and takes a long pull of whatever he's drinking.
I ask if there's anyone around who can serve a drink and a place to sleep.
Drew Lee9 sizes me up again, looking at me as if he knows things about myself I haven't even realized yet. He takes another sip, shorter and sharper this time, and says:
"Hello, stranger. Name's don Francisko Long Play, and everyone else here is living in a black-and-white movie."

🤣🤣
hiddenmarlin14 hiddenmarlin14 Active Member
55 messages
joined Feb 2018
#483 ·
ironcobra13 said:That’s exactly how I picture you.
Are you a blonde?

No, I tried, but it didn't really suit me. 🕺

Hey everyone, what's up? Anyone grabbing ice cream? 🙂
Ethan Bailey18 Ethan Bailey18 Active MemberOP
80 messages
joined Oct 2015
#484 ·
Epi 🙂🙂🙂
velveteagle8 velveteagle8 Member
14 messages
joined Feb 2022
#485 ·
Chloe Cooper10 said:Epi 🙂🙂🙂

Look, alright... it’s not like I was out on a battlefield.
Just grab me a cold one and get everyone else a drink.
Drew Lee9 is picking up the tab—he spent the whole day yesterday just talking nonsense.
The guy practically threw you into the red.
ironcobra13 ironcobra13 Newcomer
7 messages
joined Apr 2013
#486 ·
Well, I'm just sitting here at home, busy whipping up some lunch. I already tossed the laundry in the wash, and now I'm thinking that maybe, just maybe, I'll head out for a stroll somewhere later today.
Drew Lee9 Drew Lee9 Active Member
249 messages
joined Oct 2021
#487 ·
velveteagle8 said:Look, it's not like I was out on a battlefield.
Just grab me a cold one and get everyone else a drink.
Drew Lee9 is picking up the tab—he spent the whole day yesterday running his mouth.
The guy practically drove himself into debt.

😁 👍
Drinks are on me today.🙂
Ethan Bailey18 Ethan Bailey18 Active MemberOP
80 messages
joined Oct 2015
#488 ·
velveteagle8 said:Alright, look... I wasn't exactly out on the front lines.
Someone get me a cold one and start serving the crowd.
Drew Lee9 is picking up the tab—he spent all day yesterday talking nonsense.
The guy basically put himself in the red just by opening his mouth.

bome, even some guys from the war crawl back home.🕺
So, enough of that..Drinks are on me for everyone. 👋
ironcobra13 ironcobra13 Newcomer
7 messages
joined Apr 2013
#489 ·
Who's up for some coffee? The crew is all here.
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velveteagle8 velveteagle8 Member
14 messages
joined Feb 2022
#490 ·
Chloe Cooper10 said:Some guys from the war actually make it back home eventually🕺
And now..Drinks are on me for everyone 👋

Ever hear about that guy? Some Japanese person they found out in the jungle back in the early 2000s who genuinely thought WW2 was still going on.
He spent 50 years trying to skrivati himself from the Americans
velveteagle8 velveteagle8 Member
14 messages
joined Feb 2022
#491 ·
I’ve never actually been a coffee drinker; I just never liked it much.
I think I’ve had maybe two or three cups in my entire life. The last one was probably a decade ago because this coworker of mine spent years teasing me about it, saying things like, "Am I ever going to see the day you actually sit down for a cup of coffee with me?"
Then, out of nowhere, she brings it up again. So, I finally just said, "Alright, fine, pour me one."
I honestly couldn't believe it. I was like, are you kidding me?
I told her, no, I'm serious... just make it a regular cup and feel free to load it up with plenty of sugar.
I downed the Eksiro in about three gulps, and man, it completely ruined the taste of everything else I ate that day.
slyraven27 slyraven27 Regular
428 messages
joined Mar 2021
#492 ·
Nice decor!

Epics :*

Hey there—how have you been? What's new with you?
velveteagle8 velveteagle8 Member
14 messages
joined Feb 2022
#493 ·
slyraven27 said:Hey kids!

Epic :*

How's it going? What's new with you?

Well, I decided to grab a drink at this local dive bar and have a little chat with a portrait of Tito hanging on the wall.
I'm doing alright. No complaints here.
How about you? Pull up a chair, light one up, head over to the bar and grab whatever you want. If someone happens to have passed away there, just step over them or nudge them aside—someone will probably clear them out eventually... but I'm not doing it.
I'm just sipping a beer, staring at this beat-up old piano, and waiting to hear from you. Phil can wait a little longer if he needs to.
slyraven27 slyraven27 Regular
428 messages
joined Mar 2021
#494 ·
velveteagle8 said:As for me—I've decided to wet my whistle at this local diner and have a little chat with Tito’s portrait hanging on the wall.
I'm doing fine; I really don't have any complaints.
How about you? Pull up a chair, light one up, or head over to the bar and grab yourself a drink—if someone happened to pass away right there in your seat, just nudge them aside or kick them to the corner—someone will pick them up eventually when they walk in... but I certainly won't.
I'm just sitting here drinking a beer, staring at this busted-up piano, waiting to hear how you're doing—Phil can wait a bit if he needs to.

😁

There isn't much happening, yet there are a million things going on—it's just that they aren't meant for public consumption. We'll get into all that once the time and inclination are right. Everything else is standard: life is good, healthy, and beautiful.🙂
Speaking of Tito, I'm actually planning to visit the childhood home of the only American son whom I hold in such high regard and affection. It won't be my first time visiting, mind you, but I suppose a certain special kind of nostalgia has been gripping me lately.
Regarding the forum, nothing special or out of the ordinary. You know me... it's the same old story. I find myself messing around with various projects wherever the opportunity arises—which happens quite often. Perhaps that isn't the most productive way to live. Still, I am a good person, through and through.

How is Henry doing? How's the crew? Are you still seeing them?
velveteagle8 velveteagle8 Member
14 messages
joined Feb 2022
#495 ·
slyraven27 said:😁

It’s nothing, yet there’s a million things going on—they just aren't public knowledge. I'll share those once I have the time and energy. Everything else is pretty standard, living the good life. 🙂
Speaking of Tito, I'm actually planning to visit the childhood home of the one American son I truly respect and love. It won't be my first time there, but I've been feeling this wave of nostalgia lately.
As for the forum, nothing special. You know me... same old, same old. I end up causing trouble wherever I go. Maybe that's not the best trait to have. I mean, I'm a good person, really.

How is Henry doing, guys? Do you see him much?

Sounds good. I always love the stories that aren't meant for the public, but are meant for me.😁
Same here, except everything with me is public, though I'm not sure who would care.
You can only pilgrimage to Tito's birthplace on foot, so... we settled that. Don't make me double-check.
Henry... I was over at his place in Des Moines about a month ago. We were driving around and grabbing drinks near the river.
I might have eaten the best pancake of my entire life there.
We don't talk constantly, though. They just know I'm around, and when they get together to organize something, they just let me know where the action is.
Now they're out by some oceans. I have no idea, and honestly, I'm slowly getting ready for a trip myself... a trip to the dentist, obviously.
I followed right in your footsteps on this forum. I was gone for a month, came back, and immediately started making trouble. People are going to think I'm some kind of headache, but I swear I'm harmless.
slyraven27 slyraven27 Regular
428 messages
joined Mar 2021
#496 ·
velveteagle8 said:Sure thing—I actually live for those behind-the-scenes stories that aren't meant for the public eye, even if they are for me.😁
It is much the same on my end—except everything I have to say is public knowledge, though I honestly can't imagine who would find it particularly interesting.
Regarding Tito's birthplace—one travels there exclusively on foot... we have already settled that matter... and don't make me go back and double-check.
As for Henry... I was visiting him over in Des Moines about a month ago; we spent our time driving around and drinking near the river.
I might have even eaten the best pancake of my entire life while I was there.
We don't really stay in constant contact, mind you—they just know I am around, and when everyone decides to meet up or organize something, they just let me know where the action is.
They are out by some oceans right now, or so I hear—and I am quietly preparing for my own trip as well... a trip to Baja, naturally.
I followed in your footsteps on this forum—disappeared for a month, and then I come back and immediately start causing trouble... people are going to think I am some sort of difficult person, but really, you can't win with me.

Of course. I will walk all the way to that small town in Pennsylvania. 😁

I am around here every single day; I just rarely make it down to this specific section. I simply don't feel like it. As for the stories—it isn't that they *should* interest anyone, but since they aren't relevant to the forum, I see no point in spilling them publicly. To you, however, I can tell quite a lot. 🙂

Give my regards to Henry when you speak to him—and to unknown, of course.

Anyway, I am heading off for now. I am watching a series, so I will likely fall asleep soon. I overdid it a bit last night, so I haven't exactly caught enough sleep.

You know how to reach me—so whenever you have the time and the inclination, just give me a nudge.

🙂
velveteagle8 velveteagle8 Member
14 messages
joined Feb 2022
#497 ·
slyraven27 said:Of course not. I'll just walk to that small town in Pennsylvania. 😁

I'm actually around here every day, I just don't hang out down here much. Rarely. I just don't feel like it. As for the stories, it's not like they're anyone's business, and since they aren't related to the forum, I don't see much point in broadcasting them publicly. But for you? I can tell you pretty much anything. 🙂

Give my best to Henry when you see him, and to unknown, of course.

Anyway, I'm heading off now. I'm going to watch some TV, and I'll probably pass out. I overdid it a little last night, so I didn't get much sleep.

You know how to reach me, so just ping me whenever you have the time and inclination.

🙂

Oh, so it's all VIP visits at the higher levels now, while those of us in the lower ranks just... follow protocol in the name of tradition?😁
Just kidding, I'm bored... A person starts looking for new content, new faces, new challenges... fresh blood... or just blood in general. 😁
Well, I'll catch you next time... Hopefully, I'll have internet access at the retirement home. 😁
velveteagle8 velveteagle8 Member
14 messages
joined Feb 2022
#498 ·
I’m totally wiped out, honestly. I feel like I’ve been hit by a freight train or something.
hiddenmarlin14 hiddenmarlin14 Active Member
55 messages
joined Feb 2018
#499 ·
I honestly don't get this ☕
ironcobra13 ironcobra13 Newcomer
7 messages
joined Apr 2013
#500 ·
Honestly, that’s just what happens when people parachute into a conversation without a clue.

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