Let's just chat!

Thanks.

So, Justin Bieber pulls up to The Vulcanizer. The Vulcanizer looks at him and asks:
- "You want me to swap you over to winter tires?"
- "Nah, let's just go with 30 kilos," Justin Bieber replies. 😁.

Strava 😁

Jane tries teaching Tarzan how things work around here. She explains he’s got this little "rag" that needs to go in her washing machine. But Tarzan doesn't get the concept of moderation, so Jane has to step in and tell him he can't just toss the rag in the wash every single day, or the color is going to fade right out of it. Tarzan takes the news pretty hard and won't touch Jane for weeks. Finally, she asks him what's going on—why hasn't he gone near her in ages? Tarzan just gives her this satisfied grin and says, "Tarzan learned how to wash by hand!"

I’m definitely giving this thread a like

I honestly think it would be a really great idea

Grace Anderson3 said:Jane tries teaching Tarzan how things work. She explains he has a little "rag" that needs to go in her washing machine. But Tarzan doesn't understand moderation, so Jane has to warn him that if he runs that rag through the wash too often, the color will fade. Tarzan takes this news hard and avoids Jane for weeks. Eventually, she asks him what happens if he just stops using the machine altogether. Tarzan replies with a grin: "Tarzan learn to wash by hand!"

🤣You write these little comics with a nice, instructional touch.😍

Grace Anderson3 said:So, Jane is trying to teach Tarzan how things work, right? She’s explaining that he has this little "rag" he needs to toss into her washing machine. But Tarzan—bless his heart—doesn't have any sense of moderation. Jane eventually has to step in and warn him that if he runs that rag through the wash too often, the color is going to fade right out of it. Tarzan takes this news incredibly hard. He gets all depressed and won't even touch Jane for weeks. Finally, she asks him, "What happened? Why haven't you washed the rag in ages?" And Tarzan just looks at her, totally satisfied with himself, and goes: "Tarzan learn how to wash by hand!"

Honestly, I am absolutely losing it, 🤣.

we're all just spinning our wheels here🙂

Honestly, what a total pain in the neck. She’s practically a permanent fixture on this forum, always lurking around. Usually, I actually find her pretty charming and hilarious—I genuinely enjoy diving into her posts.

I am just so exhausted. To work myself to death, finish up, and then just collapse onto the sheets 😳 only to wake up at dawn feeling like a newborn bird 🐔

I guess, what does it actually feel like to wake up and be a quail?

It’s honestly driving me up the wall—I can’t seem to get more than six hours of sleep without my brain deciding it's time to wake up in the middle of the night. It's exhausting. I've reached the point where I can't even drift off unless I have some kind of relaxing background noise playing on YouTube. I really need to track down some sort of natural remedy or something to help me unwind, just so I can actually stay asleep for once.
So, what are you guys getting into this weekend?

Why is everyone being so quiet in here?

Everyone should just head to the suburbs, go shopping, vacuum the house, cook lunch, lounge around, and mess with the waiters at the local diner. 🙂

Just lying here, staring at my phone, trying to force myself to learn German on Duolingo.

I won't be around here for long

everyone's going to be in jail😳

you guys think you're something special, I guess

Why is it so dead in here? Is everyone just sleeping on me?

not that anyone cares