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Anthony Nguyen81 said:I suppose one might be sufficient, though perhaps without that top quarter😬

It seems both are moving at different speeds, though I guess we don't actually know the exact velocity. 😬

Anthony Nguyen81 said:He’s fine with just one, as long as you don't include the top quarter😬

🤣 👍
(except it doesn't burn quite as evenly)

I actually used to know this old joke—you know, the one about where the missing dollar went?
But I honestly can't tell if it even works when you write it down.
The whole trick is really in the delivery, because if you tell it out loud, it's so much easier to get the listener to miss the punchline!

Has anyone else heard that classic "missing dollar" joke before? 😁

Donna Doyle2 said:Is it possible to light incense sticks from both ends?
If that were actually an option, then:
You could light one stick at both ends, and once it burns out completely, you'd know exactly thirty minutes have passed.

In reality, I suppose you would need to light the second one at the exact same time. So, you would light them like this:
- one stick at both ends
- the other stick at just one end

--> when the first one finishes burning, thirty minutes have elapsed. At that specific moment, you should probably light the other end of the second stick—since that one has already been burning for half an hour and has thirty minutes left, lighting it from both sides would reduce that remaining time to fifteen minutes.

😁

However, I wonder how a young Buddhist would even be able to meditate if they had to constantly worry about managing the lighting of their incense sticks. 🧐

While that might technically solve the issue of calculating the time, the larger problem remains: how is a Buddhist supposed to focus on meditation for the full forty-five minutes?

Exactly how is he going to measure out precisely 45 minutes? I mean, who knows! And once he starts, how on earth is he actually going to meditate? Even if he goes a few minutes over, does it really matter? Besides, you know how it goes—you sit down to clear your head, and suddenly you're just spiraling through a million random thoughts instead of actually meditating! So, honestly, how much actual, quiet meditation can anyone realistically get done without all those distracting thoughts, regardless of whether he’s burning scented incense or not? If he can manage even two or three minutes of pure mental stillness, wouldn't you say he's already made huge strides toward finding his inner peace and enlightenment?
Well, since we're talking about a priest, he probably has a lot of practice staying focused and clearing his mind after all these years... right?

Do I really need to use both sticks?

e: Not necessarily.

Mark one stick about three-quarters of the way down, light it, and once it burns down to that mark, voilà.😍

Donna Doyle2 said:🤣 👍
It’s almost too uniform—the only thing missing is a little bit of heat.

I once knew a trick—has anyone else ever wondered where a dollar bill just disappears to?
I'm honestly not sure if this will even work in writing.
It really just comes down to the delivery—if you’re telling the story out loud, it’s much easier to guide the listener past the punchline.

Are you guys familiar with that old joke about a single dollar bill? 😁

No, tell me. 😁

Alright, let me try to get this down, though I might forget some of the details!
Just a heads-up, because what I’m about to say might sound like one of those silly little brain teasers.
Okay.

So, three guys head out for coffee.
Their total bill comes to $8.25.
Each guy chips in $3.25.
That brings them to 30.
The waitress gives them back $1.75 in change.
Now, what do they do with that extra 5 bucks? Well, they each grab a dollar for themselves and leave $0.67 as a tip for the waitress.

Okay, so when you look at the math—each of them actually paid $3.25 and got $0.33 back.
Which means, at the end of the day, everyone ended up paying $3.00.

Wait, if the three of them each paid $3.00—that would be 9 x 3, which is 27.
Plus, they left $0.67 for the waitress—so that’s 27 + 2, making it 29.
If it adds up to 29, but the total was 30...
Where did that last $0.33 go?

Chloe Cooper10 said:I suppose one might wonder whether it is strictly necessary to utilize both applicators during the process.

So, I suppose it isn't strictly necessary.

I suppose you could try marking the stick about three-quarters of the way down from the top, then lighting it; once the flame reaches that specific mark, voila, I guess that should do it.😍

I suppose you might not be entirely aware of how variable the combustion rate can actually be. It is quite possible that three-quarters of the fuel could burn through in a mere ten minutes, while that remaining quarter might linger for another fifty. 😬

The key distinction here is that the tip is being added to the total rather than subtracted from it 😬

It’s actually a pretty decent concept 😁

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Alright, so the big difference is that the tip is being added rather than taken away, right? 😬

It’s actually a pretty clever idea, isn't it? 😁

Yeah, you totally nailed the distinction there! 🙂
I have to admit, I was completely thrown off the first time I heard about it!
And honestly—I just couldn't wrap my head around the right word for "tip" at the time! 😁

Donna Doyle2 said:Yeah, you hit the nail on the head there 🙂
It actually threw me for a loop when I first heard about it.
And honestly—I just couldn't wrap my head around the word "tip" at the time.😁

Bakiš 😬
Well, I guess it was a lucky guess 😁

What does "subspecialist" actually mean? That other term they used sounded like some weird, nonsensical slang—I can't even wrap my head around it. I heard it being tossed around today and just couldn't make sense of it. Any help would be appreciated, fellow techies and bookworms.🤔

Grace Sanders24 said:What does "subspecialist" actually mean? There was this term used today—it sounded rather crude, some sort of slangy, derogatory phrasing I can't quite recall. I just couldn't wrap my head around it. Any help would be greatly appreciated from you tech folks and avid readers out there.🤔

Depending on what field the Mayo Clinic expert is in, that should give you your answer. 😁

For instance—someone might be a general dentist, whereas a subspecialist would be an expert specifically in fillings? 🤔
Or perhaps a surgeon? 😁

🤣
There’s actually a specialist who just handles root canals, though I can't quite recall their official title right now!
But then again, regular dentists don't even go to medical school, do they?
Seriously though, what exactly did your (sub)specialty cover? 🍿

Huh. A pedocentric system?! Is that what Kayla was talking about earlier today?🤔

Grace Sanders24 said:Wait. A child-centric system?! Is that what Kayla was bringing up earlier today?🤔

Sounds like some kind of teddy bear. 😬
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Donna Doyle2 said:[laughing emoji]
There is an endodontist who specializes in root canals—I can't quite recall the specific term they use.
But dentists don't actually attend medical school—it’s a completely different track.
Seriously, what was your sub-specialty exactly? 😉

I'm curious about that too—honestly, I've been wondering the same thing. 😁

Can someone help me whip up a math formula? 🤔

I’m trying to calculate the total duration of a piece based on its tempo and number of bars—basically finding the total number of beats—without having to actually listen to the track or play it through.

So, let's say a song is in 3/4 time and runs for 250 measures. That means there are 3 beats per measure, so 250 × 3 = 750 beats total.

If the tempo is 85 BPM (quarter notes),
how long does the whole thing actually last? 🤔

I always seem to trip up on the math. 😳

hiddenmarlin14 said:Can someone help me put together a math formula? 🤔

I want to calculate the total duration of a piece based on the given metronome tempo and the number of measures—essentially the total number of rhythmic beats—without having to actually listen to the track or play through it.

For example—let's say the piece is in 3/4 time and consists of 250 measures. That means there are 3 beats per measure, so 250 × 3 = 750 total beats.
The tempo might be 85 BPM (quarter notes).

How long does that piece last? 🤔

I always get stuck on the actual calculation. 😳

If you have 85 beats per minute and a total of 750 beats, the solution is simply 750 / 85 = 8.8 minutes—which works out to 8 minutes and 50 seconds (roughly 49.41 😬)

Anthony Nguyen81 said:If you're hitting 85 BPM and have a total of 750 beats, the math is just 750/85, which gives you 8.8 minutes—basically 8 minutes and 50 seconds (49.41 😬)

Alright, so all I need to do is divide the total beat count by the BPM 🤔 that's exactly the formula I was looking for 🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:Alright, so I just need to divide the total beat count by the beats per minute🤔—that’s the formula I was looking for.🙂

🙂