Is the IKEA wardrobe worth it?

Saving young Alistair from a crazed stalker 🙂

Why do you care 🙂

I’m a magic shaman, so 🥳

Maria Wright62 said:what a bunch of old ladies
just looks like some plain desert landscape, nothing special about this state
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Hmm...☕is that the right index finger or the left pinky?🤔

Can you actually see people's totems? ☕

I could, but it’s an intense process—lots of meditation and venting ☕

Which one's yours? ☕

Charles Bailey2 said:Alistair just needs you to set him up with some girl from the local county.
The only way is if you pass the test. 😁

What kind of test?

I'm looking for some safety pins 😳
Anyone got any on hand?

Jesse Howard43 said:What kind of test?

It's simple. You have to hit a sparrow with a slingshot in as few tries as possible, chug a minute's worth of dark wine straight from an ExxonMobil drum without spilling a drop, mow a field back and forth without making any S-curves, buy a round for the entire bar, and introduce yourself to someone like a local in a small town in Ohio by saying "I'm Joe." That's it. Not exactly rocket science.

Charles Bailey2 said:Which one is yours? ☕

It's staying under wraps. ☕

Jesse Howard43 said:What kind of test?

This one is serious. 🙏

I’ll be there fast enough to shut that ceremony down. ☕

Charles Bailey2 said:It’s actually pretty simple. You’ve got to hit a sparrow with a slingshot in as few tries as possible, take a one-minute swig of dark wine straight from an ExxonMobil jug without spilling a drop, mow a massive field back and forth without ever making an "S" pattern, buy a round for the entire bar, and walk in like you own the place—kind of like how I act when I stroll into a diner in rural Texas. That’s it. Not hard at all.

Honestly, though? I’d much rather just hang out with my girls from the city. ☕

Maria Wright62 said:He’s being totally serious. 🙏

I’ll be there in a flash to shut this whole ceremony down. ☕

Well, then you’ll just have to marry me. You can’t go around sabotaging things just out of spite. ☕

Jesse Howard43 said:Whatever, I’ll take my local girls any day. ☕

Your faith is pretty weak if you weren't planning on fighting for a good one. 🧐

I actually caught a photo once of some ridiculous slogan on a Samoborček bag that looked just like what you're talking about. 😬
I need to dig that up.

Charles Bailey2 said:I guess you don't have much faith in me—I was actually expecting you to fight for the righteous ones. 🧐

On a side note, I once snapped a photo of a ridiculous sign on a Samoborček bag that looked just like what you're describing. 😬
I really need to dig that up.

Even for me, those rituals you're bringing up feel a little extreme. ☕

If you actually visited the national park, you wouldn't want to leave. 😁
The rules are simple enough—they might bug you a little, but nothing major. 😬

It's finally here🙂

I'm heading out on vacation soon🥳

Rachel Palmer56 said:She showed up🙂

I'm heading out on vacation soon.🥳

Cleveland, I'll check back in once I'm done swimming. 😁

Jesse Howard43 said:Then you'll just have to marry me. You can't sabotage this just out of spite. ☕

Purely out of spite. 🙂

Maria Wright62 said:Hey Cleveland, just getting back from the shower. 😁

Purely out of spite 🙂

Man, I wish I was at the beach right now 🕺

There aren't any photos—it’s almost as if they don't even 😁

The sun is blinding me. I can't even check how my makeup turned out.

I'm sitting here at the beach listening to what is easily one of the most mind-numbing arguments between a couple I've ever heard in my life. 🙂