Hany and Rass-tema: Just for us

Olivia Ward3—I was wondering, what did you actually study? I mean, what is your specific area of expertise? 😍

Rasek, this is getting way too personal🙂

My shoe size is 7 or 8🙂

Larry Perez69👋 The Rass clones seem a little confused lately. A candidate really needs to meet every single requirement listed in the job posting, but from what I can see, the clones think they should actually fail some of the ☕
criteria.

JJ 👋..that’s really what I was just thinking... out of all the women on this forum, it seems like only those who never actually make any progress decide to chime in right now ☕

Larry Perez69 👋 really needs to aim for at least the same level of excellence as Hany. We definitely don't want to be trading one set of problems for another ☕

Richard Sanders7 said:Larry Perez69👋 Another gorgeous day has arrived. ☕ I need to draft the requirements for the job posting today. ☕ Here’s my current list—feel free to add your own. Basically, the candidate needs to meet these criteria:

- No clones allowed—let's not be discriminatory—must be an original individual☕
- Looks must be at least a 9/10
- IQ of at least 120 based on that standardized American test
- A height-to-weight ratio of 3 or higher
- Shoe size no larger than a women's 9
- An annual salary of at least $75,000
- Their own apartment and a car
- At least one win in a culinary competition

☕

That was a lovely description, Hany.😍

Hany, nobody is ever going to love you.
Even if people like you, Richard Sanders7, off, and Larry Perez69. 🙂

Larry Perez69 👋 If *LU* actually shows up, we aren't going to be following any rules, much like a drunk sailor drifting aimlessly ☕

Richard Sanders7 said:Larry Perez69 👋—well, I suppose one really should strive to be at least as capable as Hany in everything—we wouldn't want to go from greatness to mediocrity, would we? ☕

JJ👋...which actually brings to mind the band Maroon 5... ever since Adam Levine left the group—if you can even call it that now—it feels like nobody can truly step into those shoes. ☕

Richard Sanders7 said:Larry Perez69 👋 If the *LU* actually decides to show up—which, let's be honest, is a massive if—then I suppose we won't be following the law at all—it'll be a complete free-for-all, much like some drunk stumbling down a sidewalk. ☕

I suppose I should probably address this—though I’m not entirely sure if anyone else feels the same way—regarding what Richard Sanders7 mentioned earlier. It seems like there's a certain... complexity to the situation that we haven't quite unpacked yet, even if it feels a bit overwhelming to dive into right now. Perhaps—and I'm just speculating here—we might need to look at the broader implications before making any definitive calls. It's all a bit much, isn't it? 👋I suppose I would have said the exact same thing regarding our moderator, Kimberly Rodriguez51. ☕It would likely be an incredibly narrow victory—if we end up facing either LU or Kimberly Rodriguez51 in the finals, that is. ☕

I didn't quite hit that last requirement for the job application, bummer ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51... well, I suppose 👋Richard Sanders7 mentioned 😍that we aren't necessarily going to follow those specific criteria too strictly--at least, not entirely.

Whatever, I'm not going to sign up ☕
Besides, Drew Ross2 is Hany's absolute BFF, so they definitely deserve it more than I do ☕

Good grief.

Larry Perez69👋 I’ve only had about ten people reach out via DM regarding the contest so far. How are things looking on your end?☕

Richard Sanders7 said:Larry Perez69👋 I've only had about ten women reach out via private message regarding the contest—how does the situation look on your end? ☕

JJ Meden👋 ..my inbox is actually locked right now.. but I really feel that this competition needs to be transparent... if we end up choosing either Kimberly Rodriguez51 or Drew Ross2, everyone else is going to assume the whole thing was rigged.☕

Larry Perez69👋 Kimberly Rodriguez51 isn't even an option; she's just way too rebellious ☕

I am officially withdrawing my candidacy ☕
I had intended to upload some promotional materials as well, but forget it. It’s clearly not happening. ☕

Olivia Ward3 said:I’m officially withdrawing my candidacy☕
I actually wanted to post some promotional materials too—but, well, forget it, I guess.☕

Once they eventually open up applications for the forum's head legal counsel... you can always throw your hat in the ring then, Olivia Ward3.☕

Though, even then, I suspect you wouldn't stand much of a chance against AOL☕

Not my cup of tea. The only competition I’d actually stand a chance in is "Beauty and Brains," not some job opening looking for someone with a size 10 shoe.🙄

Larry Perez69👋 What can I even say about 🤦 yet another job requirement: reading comprehension skills ☕