Hany and Rass-tema: Just for us

Sendyyyy 😍

Larry Perez69👋 I’ve gotta say, I’m really missing Hannah too.😢

Richard Sanders7 said:Larry Perez69 👋 I guess I have to admit it—I'm really missing Hannah too. 😢

JJ Rass 👋I respect Hanin's decision—which, I suppose, means we really ought to move past Meden. 😢I know things are going to be incredibly difficult at first—it really is—but I truly believe that time has a way of healing all wounds. ☕

So, I suppose we really need to organize a contest now—one where we can decide which forum member might be able to step up and fill the shoes left by meden. ☕

Larry Perez69👋 That sounds like a fantastic idea. We just need to hammer out the contest rules and then we can post everything over in the official contest thread ☕ Who knows, maybe even Hannah will see it and decide to enter! 😍

A poll over on the off JJ boards should be more than enough 👋

I am just a little concerned—perhaps overly so—that we might end up with far too many interested parties ☕...and if that happens, they'll run into a real headache trying to decide who to actually pick ☕

JJ 👋..it seems some of the clones are already showing an interest in the competition ☕

Larry Perez69👋
Don't sweat it, I'll distract them 😳

Larry Perez69 said:JJ 👋...it looks like some of the clones are already eyeing that competition ☕

Larry Perez69👋 I expected as much, though they really shouldn't be acting like clones ☕

JJ👋 Larry Perez69👋

I’d put my money on jagodica. They check all the boxes.☕

You guys are too sweet 😍

Miamia, you know how I am... I'm constantly packing my bags and moving from place to place. Honestly, I'm just over it. I really want to finally settle down somewhere 🥳
I've known Rassa since those old threads about forum weddings. It actually would be pretty fun to organize something like that again 😵
I'm not looking for Decko, but thanks for the offer, you little party girl 🙂

Larry Perez69👋 Another beautiful morning is here! ☕ I’ve decided today is the day I finally sit down and draft my "ideal partner" criteria. ☕ Here is what I’ve put together so far—feel free to jump in and add your own requirements. Basically, my perfect match needs to check these boxes:

- No clones allowed! Just kidding—I mean I want someone with a unique personality, not just a carbon copy of everyone else. ☕
- An attractiveness rating of at least 9/10.
- An IQ of at least 120 based on those standardized American tests.
- A fitness level where their height-to-weight ratio is a 3 or higher.
- Shoe size no larger than an 8.
- An annual salary of at least $80,000.
- Their own place and a reliable car.
- At least one win in a local cooking competition.

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Richard Sanders7 said:Larry Perez69👋 Another gorgeous day has arrived☕ Today, I really ought to draft the requirements for the job posting☕ Here is what I have come up with so far—please feel free to add your own thoughts. Basically, the ideal candidate needs to meet the following criteria:

- She shouldn't be a clone—meaning we aren't discriminating—so she must be an individual☕
- Looks should be at least a 9/10
- An IQ of at least 120 based on that one standardized test
- A height-to-weight ratio of 3 or higher—if that's even possible
- Shoe size no larger than a US women's 9
- A salary of at least $150,000
- Her own apartment and a car
- At least one win in a culinary competition

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JJ Rass👋 🤣...I agree with all of it... though I might suggest one tiny tweak... let's say shoe size max 8.5—that 9 is just a bit too much for the perfect woman we're searching for, I suppose.☕

What on earth is BMI? 🤣

I don't even own shoes 😳 that big.

JJ 👋...she was the first one to sign up 🎉..come on, ladies...you should be ashamed of yourselves ☕

Olivia Ward3 said:What even is BMI? 🤣

Just the one pair of shoes I own isn't quite that big. 😳

Personally, I don't have an apartment; I have a house. 😢
And honestly, I wouldn't even bother with slippers. 🙂

Chloe Cooper10 said:Personally, I don't own an apartment—I have a house.😢
And frankly, I wouldn't even bother with slippers.🙂

Same here, a house.🙂

As for what they're actually looking for? I haven't the slightest clue.🙂

Why are you even walking around without any sleep? 🤔

E: The house is fine... I suppose that’s widely accepted ☕

I've got flip-flopsers, sneakerses, sandalses, and just that 🥳

Chloe Cooper10 said:I have sneakers, pumps, sandals, heels, flip-flops and stuff like 🥳

Well, I suppose that’s fine... you’re entering the contest... though, if I'm being honest, I don't really believe you'll win☕

next please ☕

🤣I fell head over heels, but honestly? At least I can still crack a smile. 🙂