Long time no see! Would love to catch up, Dave – Navratio, just now :D

Kate Walker54 said:This one's dedicated to Richard Sanders7 😍

Dear Sister,
I have something I need to get off my chest. 😉

I wasn't sure if I should say it,
but I just can't keep it inside anymore.

Do you remember that specific day
back when we shared our very first 🙂a?

If I had only known back then,
I would have dropped to my knees right away. 😍

You would have been mine all along,
and we'd be laughing about spilled paint in the nursery. 🙂

I can't remember the last time I actually said this,
but I love you, I really do, Sister. 😍

Haha 🤣 🙏 🙂

Good grief... What kind of topics are we even discussing here... 🤣 🤣

Don't you worry about a thing; everyone knows we're the ones running the show!!! 🙂 ☕

😍

We want more, we want more 👋 👋

I've been thinking it would be so lovely if 😳 ☕
had Sandra write a poem for me.

Sandra left for good 😢

goldenranger30 said:Auntie Rachel Palmer56, you’re a class act.
I honestly wish you hung out with us more.
All these other people power-tripping,
they're just chasing ghosts.
I really hope you step up as a mod,
and stay on long as you want.
We won't let you down,
or drive you crazy too much.
We're a weird bunch, I guess,
but that shouldn't stop you from being a mod.
Everyone here is crazy in their own way,
but we aren't going to kick anyone out.
I'm hoping you take the reins soon.
You're a hundred times better than Lovecat.

Man, thanks!🙂

Still no moderator around, though.
Feel free to talk about whatever.🎉

Rachel Palmer56 said:Oh, thank you!🙂

It seems Moda isn't around anymore,
And really, any topic is fair game here, right?🎉

I was actually waiting for someone to push back so I could try to mount a defense, but all I got was a "thanks."😁

Hopefully, someone else will jump in and write something more controversial soon...

I have a feeling Moda is gone, because if he were still active, I probably wouldn't be here, and neither would this thread.🕺

goldenranger30 said:I’m sitting here waiting for someone to actually push back so I can defend my point, but all I get is "thanks."😁

Guess some other user will eventually jump in and write something useful..

I'm pretty sure there isn't a mod active right now, because if one was around, I probably wouldn't be here.. and this thread wouldn't exist either.🕺

Threads in Off don't get deleted
unless they hit enough pages to get wiped.🙂

You could try citing the First Amendment,
just don't go overboard with the provocation...
😬
Off is your paradise on this forum
just put in a little effort and show some love to the crew.🥳

Rachel Palmer56 said:Threads on Off don't get deleted
unless they hit a certain number of pages🙂

You could probably cite some obscure legal statute if you wanted to,
just try not to push things too far...
😬
Off is basically paradise on this forum, honey
if you just put in a little effort for your friends here🥳

They definitely get deleted, damn it.
Honestly, that’s better than being sent to a private chat.🤣
The issue we have is just way too many crazy people.
Pretty much every thread is going to get shut down soon.
No moderator is going to tolerate this behavior forever.
I'm a Skeptican that anyone is actually going to leave us alone,
so I'm really hoping your era of leadership starts soon.
I need something to hold onto besides just waiting for the crash.
Even if they do accidentally shut us down,
we'll just find a permanent new PDF.
An entire local police precinct couldn't stop us.
We can churn out fifty pages in a single day.
We're the ones keeping this forum alive.
And we'll keep it going until we pass a hundred pages.
If anyone has an issue, they should just make a post about it.
There are already plenty of reports and strikes to go around.🤣

That’s exactly right 🙂

🤣 😂

Pure geniuses. 🙂

goldenranger30 said:They're wiping everything away, man. Absolute madness.
That beats heading out to a dive bar any day. 🤣
The real issue here is that there are just way too many crazy people running around.
It feels like they’re about to shut down basically every thread we have.
No fashion trend is ever going to be able to handle that.
I’m a Skeptican when it comes to thinking nobody's going to mess with us.
That's exactly why I'm rooting for you to take charge.
I just wish I had some actual hope instead of just waiting for everything to crash.
Even if they end up locking us up by mistake.
We'll find a permanent new PDF.
The whole damn police department couldn't take us down if they tried.
We could churn out 50 pages in a single day.
We’re basically keeping this forum on life support.
That’s exactly how it’s going to stay until we finally hit that hundred mark.
If anyone's feeling up for it, go ahead and drop a post.
There's already enough paperwork and write-ups to go around. 🤣

I haven't really been following this thread that closely.
I didn't even really get it.

So, people were talking about what they look like.
And don't let some chip or lip get to you either. 🤔For a heart attack.

Rose caught my eye right away.🙂
I gotta be honest, your music choice is pretty bad.🥳

This one is for Rachel Palmer56 😍

Our dear Duca,
is a true Midwestern powerhouse. 🙂

A gold chain hangs proudly from her neck,
though some folks assume a Canadian bought it for her—they couldn't be more wrong.

She is quite cultured, poised, and genuinely kind,
except when she’s on the New York Times comments section, where she strikes like a cobra. 🥳

For Medin, she is the ultimate caretaker,
and if she could just catch a break, she’d probably fit right in at the Living Wall. 🙂

Her favorite meal is a classic American diner spread—fries and a salad,
and she makes sure to nap 🙂 for at least two hours every single afternoon.

She looks after Avic's pasture with her dog, Avica,
who never fails to bark whenever someone acts out of line.
She hangs out with the local neighborhood kids,
so Duca ends up washing herself with her own shampoo after getting all muddy. 😬
She has her Little Coat ready for the winter,
and Duca happily struts around, showing it off to everyone.

When I first arrived here,
Duca pulled me into an Off topic conversation before I knew what hit me.
She even gave me a little test,
challenging me to hand-draw six smiley faces.
I suppose I got lucky and passed,
otherwise, I likely would have left this place long ago. 🙂

Across this entire forum, she holds Magda in the highest regard, 🙂
and honestly, I wouldn't even hold a candle to them, so I'll leave this little poem here. 😍

Kate Walker54 said:This one is for Rachel Palmer56 😍

Our Duca,
is a total powerhouse through and through. :tr

She’s rocking a gold chain around her neck,
though some folks think a Canadian bought it for her, but they're wrong.

She's classy, sweet, and genuinely kind,
except on the New York Times, where she bites like a cobra. :ra

She looks out for Medin like nobody else,
and she'd fit right into the Living Wall if she could just get there. :he:

Her favorite meal is classic American diner food, fries and salad,
and she definitely snoozes 🙂for at least two hours every single afternoon.

She owns Avic's pasture,
and Avica always barks whenever someone acts up.
She hangs out with the neighborhood kids,
so Duca scrubs her down with shampoo when she gets muddy. :zu
She has her Little Coat for the winter,
and Duca happily struts around showing it off to everyone.

When I first showed up here,
Duca pulled me into an Off topic chat immediately.
She gave me this little test,
to see if I could hand-draw six smiley faces.
Lucky for me, I passed,
otherwise, I probably would have left long ago. 🙂

Across the whole forum, she loves Magda the most, :lo
and honestly, I wouldn't even hold a candle for them, so this poem is done. :cek:

🤣🤣:kiss.😘🙏🙏:klap:

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Rachel Palmer56 said:I haven't been following this thread very closely
and honestly, I didn't quite grasp the whole situation at first

People were talking about what everyone looks like
and how some pretty girl might just🤔 steal your heart away

At first glance, Rose caught my eye🙂
but I have to admit, the music you guys are playing is pretty terrible🥳

Rose is actually a great person
even if she drives us crazy sometimes
There are plenty of good people in that group
they just don't get much attention because of a few loud voices
Nip is really something else entirely
She thinks nobody gives a damn about her
and assumes that's why we're all fighting
or that we're all just looking for a hookup here
I've tried explaining things to her more than once
but she's just too stubborn to see it
Still, I'm hopeful that everything will work out fine
and that no one ends up in a bad spot
Our doors are always open to everyone
but if you want to stay without causing trouble
you definitely need a bit of luck
Once again, I'm calling on the reasonable folks
to try looking at things from a different perspective
It is so easy to just hate on someone
and refuse to say anything kind
But try to find the good in people instead
maybe you'll feel a little warmth in your chest too
After all, love is what moves the world
You just have to accept it and want it. 🙂

🙂🙂

goldenranger30 said:Rose is a great girl
but she keeps us crazy folks spinning
There are plenty of good people there
they just don't stand out because of a few loudmouths
Nip is a whole different story
she acts like nobody gives a damn about her
thinks that's why we fight
and that we're all just looking for hookups here
I've tried explaining it to her so many times
but she's way too stubborn to get it
Still, I hope everything works out fine
and nobody ends up in a bad spot
Our doors are open to everyone
but if you want to stay without drama
you definitely need some luck
Calling on everyone once more
try looking at things from a different perspective
It's easy to hate someone
and refuse to say anything nice
Try seeing the good in people
maybe it'll touch your heart too
Only love moves the world
You just have to accept it and want it. 🙂

🙂🙂

let this whole world turn into a fairy tale🙂🙂🙂

🙂

This rhyme gave me a bit of a headache
and honestly, I'm pretty sleepy too🙂

for us Off types, our hearts are full of love and kindness
and you can stay right here with your crew🥳

tapping a fork against a glass - clink:

my dear friends,
it seems to me,
since you all love to babble in rhyme,
that you're actually looking for inspiration at the bottom of a bottle. 🙂

And there's more... 👋 🎉

Sexton is such a cool, gorgeous girl
She’s got us all totally hooked🙂

Without her, this place would be pretty dull and colorless
She’s the reason we have good days here

She’s pure joy and always keeps us smiling
Total free spirit, just like a bird🙂

The whole rock crew sends her virtual flowers
We’re wishing her nothing but the best:clap:

Sometimes she disappears because she’s acting moody with us🙂
She’ll tell you you're being annoying and demand a Starbucks run☕

But then that sweet, easy smile pops back up
And honestly, every single one of us loves it🙂

Rachel Palmer56 said:Sexton is quite a charming and attractive young woman.
It seems she’s gone and taken a tumble right into her own cabbage rolls.🙂

Without her, everything would simply be devoid of color and tone.
She is the one who truly deserves credit for these beautiful days.

It is truly overflowing with joy, and I must say, it brings a genuine smile to my face.
She carries herself with the effortless grace of a bird in flight, possessing a spirit that seems entirely untethered from the mundane constraints of our world.

It seems that everyone on the Rocks forum is just handing out virtual flowers left and right lately.
We truly wish her nothing but an abundance of joy and happiness.

Sometimes she isn't around because she spends all her energy being perpetually annoyed with the rest of us.🙂
She’s actually having the nerve to tell me I should bring some coffee along to settle things down; honestly, what an absolute joke.

And then there was that smile on her face, a thing of pure honey and lacquer.
I suppose I find myself wondering, in those quiet moments when one is left to their own devices, which particular type of topographer truly commands everyone's admiration. It seems like a rather niche inquiry, perhaps even a bit trivial, but there is something to be said for the specialized nature of the craft. One wonders if there is a consensus among professionals, though I suspect such things are subject to the whims of individual temperament.🙂

Thank you! 😘 🙂 😍 [Applause]