Long time no see! Would love to catch up, Dave – Navratio, just now :D

How charming. 🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:tapping a fork against a glass—clink-clink:

my dear fellow forum members,
I have been left with a certain impression,
since—given how you all prattle on in rhyme,
it seems you’re looking for inspiration at the bottom of a bottle. 🙂

Neither Duke nor I are much for spirits,
we don't require them to stay in high spirits. 🎉

I can't quite say for sure about these newcomers,
but I get the feeling they might have enough cash on hand for much harder substances. 🙂

Rhyming comes to us quite naturally, almost effortlessly,
and frankly, this whole thread would be nothing without Duke and Little Sexton. 🙂

🤣s

We aren't on any kind of drugs, believe me
We’re standing perfectly firm on our own two feet
I honestly have no idea where you people are getting this information from
That's just the kind of stuff people claim after they've had a few too many drinks
I seem to hear these kinds of accusations popping up constantly
But honestly, I couldn't care less what anyone thinks
I tend to steer clear of conflict whenever I can
I really don't have any desire to get into a fight
Because I know things could turn fatal
If I were to actually pull my Beretta
Let's just try to stay on the right side of things instead
Sending my best to Kate Walker54, Rachel Palmer56, and ironcobra13 😂 🤣

So you're actually calling me kobrom??? 😳 🙂

goldenranger30 said:We aren't on any kind of drugs, folks.
We’re standing perfectly steady on our own two feet.
I honestly have no idea where you people are getting this nonsense.
The only way to tell if someone's out of it is after they've had a few drinks at the bar.
I keep running into these ridiculous accusations everywhere I turn.
But frankly, I couldn't care less what anyone thinks.
I tend to steer clear of conflict whenever possible
because I have absolutely no desire to get into a brawl.
I know things would end in tragedy
if I actually decided to pull my Beretta.
Let's just try to be decent human beings for once.
Best regards to Rachel Palmer56 and that other cobra out there. 😂 🤣

That cobra of yours really gave me a scare, 😲
so I promise I’ll continue being on my best behavior. 🙂

Since I let you down,
I haven't been out flirting at the local pub. 🙂

It seems like Moda has given everyone total freedom now,
so we shall see just how long this streak of good luck lasts.

Kate Walker54 sends her regards,
and may your little social circle stay intact. 😉

Kate Walker54 said:That little snake of yours really gave me a scare, 😲
so I promise I'll stay on my best behavior from now on. 🙂

Ever since I let you down,
I haven't been causing any trouble in the group chat. 🙂

Apparently, fashion gives everyone total freedom these days,
so we'll just have to see how long this luck lasts for you all.

Little Sexton sends her regards,
and may your little group chat keep thriving. 😉

Honestly, you didn't disappoint me that much,
you just played with my head a little bit with those words.
I really thought when I showed up, you'd be happy to see me,
but instead, you wanted to lock things down and ruin our good vibes.
It was such a hassle, she even brought cookies,
and there I was, asking all you girls how you were doing.
But you told me you weren't coming back anymore,
and honestly, it left me feeling pretty down.
I truly thought we were going to make some new friends,
but you guys said there just wasn't enough money in the budget.
So what else can I do? I guess I have to walk away,
but it breaks my heart because I really didn't want to leave. 😂

goldenranger30 said:Kate Walker54, you didn't exactly shatter my heart,
but I suppose you did play me just a little bit with those words of yours.
I genuinely expected that when I finally showed up, we’d all be celebrating,
but instead, you were intent on making a mess of everything we built.
Even that exhausting girl went out of her way to bring snacks,
and there I was, just trying to ask how the ladies were doing.
But you all insisted that you weren't coming back anymore,
leaving me feeling quite blue and abandoned.
I truly thought we were going to make some real new friends here,
but you claimed we simply didn't have enough cash to make it work.
So, what else is there to do? I suppose I have to walk away.
Yet, even if I wanted to stay, I find myself unable to move forward.😂

All this fake glitter you're putting on is hollow,
and these endless petty arguments of yours will never end. 🙂

If you keep acting this way, you'll eventually find yourselves completely isolated,
trapped forever in the dark corners of this online forum.

And for the record, it was I who brought the Hostess snack cakes, not that tiresome woman,🙂
and I was being quite persistent about offering them to everyone. 🕺

Far too good. 👋 🎉

I’m not really about the drama, I don't deal with that stuff
I’d much rather just focus on my rhymes🥳

You already know how it is, man
Good things come to those who wait, you just gotta be patient🥳

I don't need any weed or smoke,
And I don't need a drink to get by,
To keep the rhythm and flow in my soul,
The way I'm living right now is doing just fine

Hey everyone on here,
Whether you're local or far away,
Don't go looking for your answers at the bottom of a bottle🙂

When you're working under the influence,
Your focus just starts to fade away☕

Duke 🙏 😍 :klap:

Who on earth said we should be using that stuff?
For heaven's sake, Duke, you don't even know my name.
I've never messed around with any heavy drugs.
But I definitely know what it's like to lose feeling in my legs after some bourbon.
That first shot is always a tough one to swallow.
By the fifth one, it’s a miracle if you can even hit the glass.
It’s all meant for the tough guys anyway.
I don't think I'll ever be one of them.
Life is just a game, a song to be sung.
There’s got to be room for a little laughter and fun.
We’re all heading up to the pearly gates eventually, regardless.
So there's no sense letting nightmares haunt me.
That's why you should grab a drink too, Duke.
Just don't go drinking cheap moonshine.
Find yourself some real herbal whiskey instead.
Otherwise, you'll end up looking like an old Barrett. 🤣

Listen, you bunch of off-topic rebels, what on earth did you guys do to General Motors?
The guy just vanished into thin air... sssssssss :lol

goldenranger30 said:Who said we even use that stuff?
For God's sake, Rachel Palmer56, you don't even know me.
I've never touched the hard drugs.
But back in the day, bourbon would definitely numb my legs.
That first shot is always the hardest to swallow.
By the fifth one, it’s a miracle if I hit the glass.
All this stuff is meant for the tough guys.
It’ll never be my thing.
Life is just a game, life is a song.
There’s gotta be room for a little fun and a laugh.
We’re all heading up to heaven eventually anyway.
So I don't have to deal with any nightmares.
So come on, Rachel Palmer56, grab some whiskey.
Just don't drink the cheap moonshine.
Make sure it’s real high-end stuff.
Otherwise, you'll end up looking like old Barrett.🤣

Not me, I wouldn't touch that.😳
If you've got some Hostess snacks, I might take a bite.🕺

I use moonshine just to wash the windows.
Don't need rags when I can just tear my pants.

Rachel Palmer56 grows plums for that exact reason.
Makes her own moonshine down in suburban Chicago.🥳

My moonshine is basically pure disinfectant.
The house smells like a distillery, but man, does it shine.🙂

Rachel Palmer56 is the queen of the local farmer's market.
And with her moonshine, she's the real deal.🙂

A gallon costs about forty bucks if you buy bulk.
And I run home fast because I'm dodging the tax man.🙂

ironcobra13 said:Seriously, you guys are totally off-topic. What are you even doing with General Motors?
this guy just vanished into thin air :lol

🕺

hiddenmarlin14 said:I mean, why is everyone freaking out? General Motors is still active, look, he even wrote that he's the only mod currently offline; he just doesn't post much here because he probably has actual important things to do ☕ and maybe math isn't really his thing, so getting banned over some tiny margin or zeroed out feels a bit awkward, plus he's kind of picky, so he won't be hanging at Pizza Hut with those losers, nor will he be chilling at the local dive bar 🙂 since he can't go to the fair—his dentist didn't fix his tooth properly—he's a well-raised guy, so don't start yelling or acting tough, which basically means we aren't going to see him anytime soon 🕺

🤣

You guys have seriously lost it 😬

Here I am,
just watching from the sidelines,
did you all happen to fall out of a tree or something?
Rhyming isn't exactly my specialty,
I'm trying to think of something, but I'm just hungry. 🤣
And while I eat, I can't stop chuckling,
man, you people are insane, seriously. 😬

Trying to keep up here, it’s honestly not working for me, hahaha :P

Man, that blood is pitch black, brother.
Why on earth did they shut this chat down?
Now I’m just stuck here without any company.
I really wasn't prepared for this to happen.
This was basically our last glimmer of hope.
It disappears right when you actually need it.
Why didn't you just say what was bothering you?
We could have worked something out, even if it was just a small compromise.
What am I supposed to do now?
This felt like our absolute final shot at something.
Just give me some advice on where to start a new thread.
I really need to keep this discussion going with my colleagues.
To be honest, we probably need to phase a few people out anyway.
Things would be much smoother without all the constant bickering.
Think about it overnight.
And let me know what the news is tomorrow. 🤣

I’m really not a fan of lamb, so don't even try to offer me any early on,
I just finished eating, so please don't come judging my plate now. 😁

If you guys would just chill out and stop being so aggressive,
Once I get everything moderated, I might actually consider reopening things.

northernpilot2 said:I’m not much for lamb—don’t offer it while it’s fresh,
since I just finished eating, don't judge me by my empty plate. 😁

If you guys could dial back the nitpicking a little,
once I finish moderating this, I might actually consider reopening things.

Man, you really have your work cut out for you.
Honestly, I already feel bad for you,
and I know I carry my own share of guilt,
but mostly just because I let my temper get the better of me.
There are two people here who are totally killing the vibe,
and you'll figure out pretty quickly which monsters they are.
I know you probably won't read this entire thread,
so please don't hold my personal drama against me.
I doubt you'll reach a positive conclusion right away
after everything that's gone down with Microsoft,
but whatever you decide to do,
I promise I won't hold it against you.
Everything that happened was pretty much earned;
we're just flying without brakes at this point. 🤣

P.S. I'm not upset about you closing this; honestly, everything that happened was deserved.
I mean, we deal with some people who tap into the lowest possible impulses, making it incredibly hard to stay composed. Sorry you have to see me swearing... once the words are out there, you can't take them back (especially once the edit window closes). 🤣 Cheers!

I am truly saddened that you decided to close this thread. 😢 😢