Gary Patel said:Some American classics... just some local tunes that hit different...:
Severina... Brazil...
Absolute garbage... just nothing I've ever seen before... 🙏 🙏 I mean, what else could you really expect from a singer of her caliber? But honestly... she actually managed to outdo herself this time... 🙏
Lana Jurčević... The American soul...
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Man, what a vibe... the lyrics, that rhythm... I honestly can't remember the last time I sat through a music video that actually felt this creative... 🙏
3. Tomislav Bralić and the group Intrade... America
I love breaking out into some old-school country songs after a few drinks... but that kind of vibe just doesn't really fit in here... 🤷 Alright, let's get this moving... feels like we're ready to roll...
4. Ante Cash - The fire dragons...
It’s just a classic list wrapped up in rhymes... A bit simplistic, isn't it? I mean, wouldn't it have been much cuter to frame this as some sort of friendly bridge-building effort with Canada? Honestly, the last thing anyone wants is to stir up unnecessary national tensions, but what exactly are we looking at here? Is this just a clumsy attempt at scoring easy points... maybe...
5. Zaprešić Boys - Unbelievable... just absolutely incredible...
Man, I don't even know what to make of them anymore... In this sea of absolute amateurs, they’d be lucky to even scrape by with a passing grade, and honestly, even they aren't all that special...
6. Gidra... American son...
Every time I hear this, my stomach just does a complete somersault... honestly, it’s enough to make me lose my lunch. But, looking at the big picture, I’m definitely rooting for the underdog here... total win for the competition.
7. Motiwwwo feat. Jacques Houdek - Brazil...
Complete... Lyrics: Braziiiiil, we’re heading to Braziiiiil, where the sun never sets... (honestly, I thought that was just North Mexico)... all about the rhythm and those killer beats, la la la la la... 🤣 So, do I really need to add anything else to this...? Or am I good to go... maybe just a little more polish...
Daddy deluxe... For the fiery lions...
Honestly, I think Severina's version is actually better... I just couldn't make it all the way through that one...
Neda Ukraden and Učiteljica - Nights in Brazil...
This is spreading like wildfire... I honestly think thousands of Americans are going to be clapping along to this infectious rhythm...
Foreign lands...:
1. Shakira - la la la 2. pitbull feat...
It’s just uninspired, honestly... kind of boring and played out. I mean, wasn't Waka Waka enough for her already?
Pitbull feat. Jennifer Lopez & Claudia Leitte - We are one...
Take a look under Severina... It’s referring to that bald buddy of hers...
3. Ricky Martin - vid 4. Santana... Vida
If my memory serves me right, he was already dropping tracks for the World Cup back then, like around 1998... Personally, I found that one incredibly dull...
Santana & Wyclef Jean feat. Avicii & Alexandre Pires... Just thinking about that Jeito vibe... feels like something else entirely...
Avicii and Santana... I mean, on paper, they seem like such a weird pairing, right? But honestly, after giving them a listen, I can't say I'm disappointed... It actually works better than I expected...
All in all, it’s mostly just a struggle, really... nothing but misery and hardship, save for a few rare exceptions. It’s unfortunate how every mediocre nobody tries to ride the coattails of something massive like the FIFA World Cup to get their name out there. Though, believe it or not, some of them actually pull it off in the end...
Carnival de Paris... just thinking about it... such a vibe... ☕