Religion again

Charles Wood73 said:Water is wet. I’m not a believer.

And if it were an apple stuffed in a pig?
🙄

Well, I suppose your soul will be suffering in eternal hellfire forever and ever! Honestly, Satan seems like quite the creative type, so he’ll probably have little demons circling you constantly, mocking you just for being a woman. 😁

Wait, an apple inside a pig? 🙄

Actually, I think roasted pork with a squeeze of pink lemonade sounds pretty tasty, especially since it helps prevent heartburn later on. As for the apple, it isn't really for eating, but rather to keep the pig's mouth propped open so it cooks more evenly and beautifully.

Kenneth Cruz67 said:Well, I suppose your soul will be suffering in eternal hellfire forever and ever! Honestly, Satan seems like quite the creative type, so he’ll probably have little demons circling you constantly, mocking you just for being a woman. 😁

Wait, an apple inside a pig? 🙄

Actually, I think roasted pork with a squeeze of pink lemonade sounds pretty tasty, especially since it helps prevent heartburn later on. As for the apple, it isn't really for eating, but rather to keep the pig's mouth propped open so it cooks more evenly and beautifully.

If you had phrased the question about whether I wanted to babysit the mailman's kids in a slightly more charming way, I might have actually considered it. ☕

Kenneth Cruz67 said:Well, I suppose your soul will be suffering in eternal hellfire forever and ever! Honestly, Satan seems like quite the creative type, so he’ll probably have little demons circling you constantly, mocking you just for being a woman. 😁

Wait, an apple inside a pig? 🙄

Actually, I think roasted pork with a squeeze of pink lemonade sounds pretty tasty, especially since it helps prevent heartburn later on. As for the apple, it isn't really for eating, but rather to keep the pig's mouth propped open so it cooks more evenly and beautifully.

... and that is precisely why we will never truly grasp what was swirling around inside Eve's head. 😛

Charles Wood73 said:If you had phrased the question about whether I wanted to babysit the mailman's kids in a slightly more charming way, I might have actually considered it. ☕

... and that is precisely why we will never truly grasp what was swirling around inside Eve's head. 😛

Goodness gracious, honestly, if someone knows how to handle a wife, they probably know how to handle kids too, right? 😬

... and that is why we will probably never truly understand what was going through Eve's mind at that moment. 😛

Oh, I think I get it. It’s like, she was just thinking... why should anyone tell me what I can or can't do? It's kind of like how most women act right before they go and cause a massive scene. 😁

😁

If that apple had just stayed untouched... would we all be living like gods right now?

Charles Wood73 said:😁

If that apple had just stayed untouched... would we all be living like gods right now?

I suppose the underlying idea is that we’re meant to live in paradise, rather than trying to live like gods. 😁

Charles Wood73 said:I'll handle it myself. 🙂

I'll give it to you. Let's go. 🙂
He’s still reeling from the shock.

Much appreciated, colleague. 👍

So, this forum user...Sanimarine. So, she showed up here just to complain about that comment claiming women have worse memories than us real men.
So, then, following all the necessary protocols for something like that.
Enter your username. Type in the correct password. Check the box that says "Keep me logged in" until further notice. Simple enough.
I'm not quite sure where I'm supposed to be posting this or which thread actually needs the link. My bad.
Or maybe she just misread what she actually linked.

Kenneth Cruz67 said:Well, I suppose your soul will be suffering in eternal hellfire forever and ever! Honestly, Satan seems like quite the creative type, so he’ll probably have little demons circling you constantly, mocking you just for being a woman. 😁

Wait, an apple inside a pig? 🙄

Actually, I think roasted pork with a squeeze of pink lemonade sounds pretty tasty, especially since it helps prevent heartburn later on. As for the apple, it isn't really for eating, but rather to keep the pig's mouth propped open so it cooks more evenly and beautifully.

An apple in a pig? Seriously? 🙄
... Besides, the apple isn't actually food. It’s just there to keep the pig's mouth open so it cooks more evenly.
For Eve's daughters, that apple wasn't even about nutrition. It grew on the Tree of Knowledge primarily to enforce the rule "don't talk with your mouth full".