Spleen? Stomach? Period cramps? Bruh... what is even happening?

Hey there! What's up? 😢....

Man, I’ve been dealing with this absolute nightmare of a digestive situation for like a month now—maybe even longer, honestly—and I am just totally at my wit's end. I seriously don't know what else to try anymore... so, let's just take this one step at a time and walk through it...

Ugh, I’ve been feeling this weird little ache/discomfort right in one spot on my left side, just under the ribs, and honestly, whenever I sit down and hunch over even a tiny bit, it feels like something is just... stuck there or getting in the way.

I’ve also been dealing with this constant bloating lately—which is super weird because it never used to happen to me—and honestly, whenever I eat anything at all, I just feel stuffed. Plus, right near my hand, I can feel this little bump on my left side where I had that surgery back when I was a kid... and I get this weird sensation like something is spreading out from that exact spot. It feels like my left side is way more bloated than my right, especially moving upwards toward my ribs.🤷...
On top of all that, I’ve been dealing with some really weird digestive issues lately—which is super strange because I’ve never had anything like this happen before...

On top of all that, my period is already late for the second time in a row—my cycle has basically gone from a super predictable 28 days to over 40 now.😕Man, I’m still just sitting here waiting for my check to hit, and honestly, after what happened last month when I finally got paid, it felt like the money vanished into thin air in like three days flat! 🤷....

And on top of all that, I’m starting to run into these annoying issues with my bladder too... like, either I just can't go even when I feel like I seriously need to, or I’ll be walking for maybe ten minutes and suddenly it feels like an emergency, even if I just went fifteen minutes before!

I know how incredibly stupid this all sounds, man, but I’m honestly at my wit's end here... I just feel like a total complete wreck.👎

Hey, can someone give me a heads-up on what exactly is going down here and maybe point me in the right direction on what I should do?🤷

P.S.—since I’m actually out of town right now and away from my home base, I can't really swing by and see my doctor.🙄

No one can truly speculate on what’s going on here—you really ought to consult a physician. Your health should always be the absolute priority.
Regarding the delay in your period, or rather this extended cycle you're experiencing—it is quite likely that we are looking at a minor hormonal imbalance. However, I suppose that isn't a certainty. As far as that specific issue goes, my suggestion would be to visit a gynecologist; perhaps they could perform an ultrasound, and if they deem it necessary, run some blood work to check your hormone levels. Generally speaking, these types of issues can often lead to bloating or digestive irregularities, but there is simply too much ambiguity here to draw any definitive conclusions about what might be causing the problem.