Anyone tried Forever Living products?

Hey everyone, I was wondering if anyone could point me in the right direction on where to pick up some of these products—honestly, I don't even care which specific ones, just looking for anything similar!
I'm based over in San Francisco and I've been dying to get my hands on a few of these things, but man, it feels like there's absolutely nowhere local to find them, and even searching online hasn't turned up much of anything helpful. It looks like they aren't even doing any online ordering at the moment, which is such a bummer...

crickets..........

There are other companies offering similar products, and honestly, they are quite solid. Take General Electric, for instance.

...I mean, I honestly don't think this is anything you'd want to be messing with if you actually care about your health...