Selling my soul to the devil to get out of debt

I’m honestly curious how many people would actually sell their souls if someone offered them a way out of this current economic mess (not that I’m offering anything 😁).

And what kind of terms are we talking about here?

A million bucks.

And we have a deal.

Not really. I'm just a bit of a pushover myself 😬
But I am genuinely curious to see what a price list for souls would actually look like...

I'd bet my last dollar on it

Henry Patel20 said:I'll bet my lunch on it

Could we maybe use shoulder meat instead??😁😁😁

Frank Thomas6 said:Can I use this for my shoulder?😁😁😁

Nope, you can't... you've only got one soul.😳

Henry Patel20 said:I'd bet a plate of bacon on it

What kind of situations are we even talking about here? One guy’s got a million bucks, another’s offering up some bacon—well, maybe just a shoulder cut if he's feeling generous—but hey, at least someone's bringing something to the table...👍>

You’ve got a point there, honestly... reading comprehension is totally overrated😛

Anyone out there craving a massive plate of cheeseburgers with an extra helping of grilled onions?

You can't exactly sell your soul to the devil when it isn't even yours to begin with, right? It belongs to God...😁

@Sam Lee2/">@@Sam Lee2 ☕I mean, honestly, does anyone actually buy into that whole "Big Daddy owns us all" conspiracy theory?

Kevin Ramos10 said:@Sam Lee2/">@@Sam Lee2, honestly, not everyone is buying into that whole "Big Daddy owns us" conspiracy theory. ☕

I mean, come on, not everyone even believes in the soul or the devil...😉

Ten ten thousand bucks... honestly, that would actually go a long way...

I don't think I ever would. I'm pretty certain about that.—just a gut feeling, really.🙂

electrichound94 said:I don't think I'd ever go for it. Pretty sure about that.🙂

So yeah, no job for you then.😢

Christian Jackson47 said:so much for getting the job done 😢

Look, if you actually have a suggestion, damn it, just lay it out and I'll consider it!😁

How does anyone even manage to sell this stuff?

Look, if Mr. Evil doesn't have a clue what my actual worth is—what I cost to run, to maintain, whatever—then he’s nothing more than a total fraud. Just some cheap, knock-off imitation, like those low-rent junk pieces you see flooding the market from overseas. 😁

Noah Ross7 said:A million bucks.

And you've got a deal.

Sign me up, though I'd take half if it meant less paperwork.

You gotta own it before you can even think about selling it!