#141 ·
Anonymous said:What are you guys even talking about... we’re cruising to a win tomorrow and securing that spot... 🙄
What kind of math are you even doing to get to that conclusion...?
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2010 Handball Euro: Group I - America, Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Australia, Russia
2010 Handball Euro: Group I - America, Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Australia, Russia
Started by Jose James15 · · 👁 9 views · 208 replies
What kind of math are you even doing to get to that conclusion...?
#143 ·
It’s a pretty straightforward scenario: if Iceland backs down from the Russians, we come out on top... 😁
#144 ·
boldhound8 said:Honestly, he isn't even that bad, he just gets squeezed out there too much. 😉 Every single team we face plays him like a fiddle, sending two or even three guys to smother him. I guess that's supposed to be a good thing because it opens up space for everyone else, but let's be real—we aren't doing a damn thing with that extra room. We're just lacking that veteran presence on the perimeter, that chemistry, that seasoned instinct...
Sadly, you're spot on... 😢
#147 ·
Jose Booth48 said:It’s pretty straightforward if you look at it—once we get our points and Iceland folds under the Russians, we’re golden... 😁
The Russians are basically a lost cause at this point, but I wouldn't count the Norwegians out; they'll probably snatch some points away from us easily enough. It’s a real shame Norway isn't playing Iceland in the next round, because if they were, things would actually start making sense.
#148 ·
Ethan Baker43 said:We really ought to be handing over 110% here.
It seems like everyone is playing baseball these days...
#149 ·
Jose Booth48 said:Nowadays, everybody is obsessed with [insert sport here]...
I'm really crossing my fingers that we won't be sitting here typing about this tomorrow evening around 8 PM!🙂
#150 ·
Ethan Baker43 said:I’m just praying we aren't sitting here having this exact same meltdown tomorrow night around 8 PM. 🙂
Look, let's just be real for a second: if we can't take down Austria—regardless of whether they're playing on home turf or not—then we haven't earned a spot in the semifinals. Fair enough?
#151 ·
Chris Lopez59 said:Let’s be real: if we don't beat Austria—regardless of whether they're playing at home or not—we don't deserve a spot in the semifinals. Fair enough?
Of course we don't 😁 but I'm not about to sit there and watch that depressing movie 🤣
#152 ·
Chris Lopez59 said:Let's look at it this way: if we don't beat Austria, regardless of whether they happen to be playing on home turf, we haven't earned a spot in the semifinals. Fair enough?
And what if we end up beating Denmark by ten points? 🤣
#153 ·
rapidbison42 said:Dealing with the Danes will be a breeze compared to Iceland
Yeah, right. We’re gonna get absolutely crushed by White.😠 The Danes mostly play well if he's on the field, but when he sits out, you could probably score 10 goals on them easily...
Honestly, the Danes and the French scare me the most, even though neither side is actually playing great right now. But truthfully? What scares me most about this whole mess is our own damn game. Sure, we haven't lost, we're technically undefeated, but let's be real—not a single person on this team has played a decent match since this tournament started. Maybe against Norway, but everything else? It’s been a total disaster. That game against the Ukrainians was a joke and they walked all over us. Against the Russians, those last ten minutes were pure chaos. Today was more of the same garbage; we just got lucky enough to scrape by with a draw...
#154 ·
With this kind of play, we aren't going to stand a chance against any serious contenders, whether it's Denmark or France. Up until now, we've been clever and resourceful, getting by on luck more often than actual quality play. Unfortunately, I don't see any signs of improvement coming... I wish I did, but I just don't...🤷
#155 ·
briskcrane5 said:But what if we end up being ten steps behind the Danes later on? 🤣
Well, then I guess we'll have had it coming, man...
I mean, let's go ahead and pick a fight with the Austrians first, and then once we've beaten those sleepy Danes, we can just shove a Budweiser right up their backsides... 🤣
#156 ·
Ethan Baker43 said:I’m just praying we aren't still debating this tomorrow evening around 8 PM. 🙂
I have every confidence that our American cowboys will outmaneuver those troublesome Austrians and herd them right into the corral. Once that's settled, instead of hearing some grating yodeling echoing through a Viennese ballroom, we'll finally be treated to the sweet, melodic harmonies of a thousand brave American voices singing like a true Mermaid...
#157 ·
Jose Booth48 said:We have every confidence that the cowboys will overpower those troublesome Austrians and herd them straight into the corral. Then, instead of that grating yodeling echoing through the halls of Vienna, we might actually hear the sweet melodies of a Mermaid rising from a thousand brave American voices...
Are you quite finished?...
#158 ·
Chris Lopez59 said:Look, let's just lay it out plain: if we don't manage to take down the Austrians, I don't care if they're playing on home turf or not, we haven't earned our spot in the semifinals. Fair enough?
Jose Booth48 said:I’ve got total faith that our guys will overpower those tough Austrians and rope them right into the corral, making sure that instead of hearing any loud yodeling echoing through a hall in Vienna, what we hear is the beautiful, melodic harmony of a thousand heroic American voices rising up together like a chorus from a Mermaid tale...
#159 ·
Joseph Clark37 said:Are you quite finished?
Slow down now; it’s a long road to the finish line... ☕
#160 ·
4:00 PM Russia vs. Iceland DSF combo
6:00 PM USA vs. Austria local networks
8:15 PM Norway vs. Denmark DSF combo
4:15 PM Canada vs. France local channels, DSF combo
6:15 PM Germany vs. Spain ABC
8:15 PM Poland vs. Czech Republic DSF combo, local networks
* TV
Streams: balkaninfo, stream2watch, atdhe, myp2p, roja
6:00 PM USA vs. Austria local networks
8:15 PM Norway vs. Denmark DSF combo
4:15 PM Canada vs. France local channels, DSF combo
6:15 PM Germany vs. Spain ABC
8:15 PM Poland vs. Czech Republic DSF combo, local networks
* TV
Streams: balkaninfo, stream2watch, atdhe, myp2p, roja
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