Spain Matchday 27 - April 27, 2008

Henry Sanchez64 said:Alright folks, enough with the nonsense
we all know McLaren is taking the win
I actually feel bad for you, neonharbor18

Look, I’ve noticed you’re a real genius. Like, you've got so much extra brainpower leaking out of your ears that you seriously need to grab some earplugs just to plug the leak. It's pretty obvious there's way too much flowing out, which explains why there isn't much left inside... 🤣

Just when I thought I finally escaped the lunatics
some guy practically lunges at my throat
we're talking about a race here, so stick to the topic
and as for me being way too sensitive...
did you actually manage to grab him?
I bet you did, seeing as you're such a genius

Henry Sanchez64 said:Just when I thought I’d finally escaped the lunatics
one jumps down my throat
look, we're talking about a race here, so stick to the topic
and as for me being too intense...
did you actually manage to catch it?
I bet you did, considering how sharp you are

Terrible haiku☕

Henry Sanchez64 said:Just when I thought I was finally getting my sanity back,
somebody jumps down my throat out of nowhere.
Look, we're talking about a race here, so let's actually stick to the topic, okay?
And as for all this nonsense you're spewing...
did you even manage to catch the action?
I mean, you probably did, since you're such a genius.

I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE WHO TRY TO WRITE POETRY, AND HONESTLY, THOSE ARE THE REAL NUTJOBS—AND THEY'RE TOTALLY SHALLOW TOO.

Kimberly Lewis63 said:I KNOW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO STEAL HAIKU AND HONESTLY THEY ARE JUST SHALLOW MORONS.

yeah😁

It really is quite staggering, isn't it? To see such an overwhelming collection of trophies... it honestly feels almost surreal at times.😠 I suppose it’s just my luck, though—it looks like Sebastian Vettel is out once again.😢

It’s almost as if Fernando Alonso just decided to let Ferrari drift a little too far out of reach

Screw Sébastien Bourdais

Kovalainen really hit a wall there, and it was a nasty one 😲

this looks absolutely terrible 😢

Ugh... just absolutely disgusting.

Bradley Nelson2 said:I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up in the penalty box for three or four minutes before anyone else even gets a whistle.

Bradley Nelson2 said:I’m calling it now: Alonso has enough of a gap over the guys behind him that he’ll likely get swallowed up by two or three cars right after his first pit stop—if they don't catch him before then.

Lunchtime is up. Go wash your hands and come eat your own shit. 😛

They finally pulled the car out. Now we’re just waiting to see what happens next.

I don't know, something about this just doesn't sit right with me...

That situation with Kovalainen looks pretty grim. I really hope he pulls through okay.
Here, looks like things are stabilizing. 🙂

My upper body is solid, but my legs could definitely use some work!

It’s good—he’s conscious, and his hands look fine

Man, when you see how that tire actually blew out and just how fast he was moving... 😱

It looked absolutely brutal.

I'm really hoping everything turns out alright.