Fast metabolism: Tips and tricks?

My metabolism is incredibly fast, so I was wondering if there’s actually anything that can slow it down a bit? I mean, I usually have to run to the bathroom about 10 minutes after eating... anyone have any thoughts?

What do you mean, after every single meal? Especially when you're barely even eating more than two or three bites at a time?

Not really after every single meal. Some people say once or twice a day is normal, but I’m averaging about four... I guess, how bad is that?

Maybe ask your doctor about IBS—worth checking out, right?

Unless you’re an elite athlete or dealing with thyroid issues, I wouldn't bet on you having a fast metabolism. It sounds more like some gut issues to me.