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America vs. Spain: 29-28

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Participants Roger Allen3nimbledriver81Jonathan Booth5Brandon Castillo4feralbison62Gregory Walker15Jeremy Phillips54Linda Hughes88Chloe Palmer2Arthur Martinez7mellowcrane41Chloe Nguyen21Sean Hill4placidtiger87frozentiger6Dana Peterson39analogmarlin44Jose Miller3silverstag19James Wood302Casey Ramos31Tyler Thomas12brighttiger6fadedorca …
Jonathan Booth5 Jonathan Booth5 Member
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joined Jan 2006
#21 ·
If they pull off one more Olympic gold, we might actually be able to expect them to win every single game at the home World Cup by at least ten points. I suppose we shouldn't get our hopes up too high just yet ☕
. It would be a total embarrassment if they don't absolutely dominate today like they did against the Koreans ☕
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Jose Miller3 Jose Miller3 Regular
446 messages
joined Mar 2024
#22 ·
Alright, can someone please walk me through this? (Just a heads up, I’m pretty out of the loop here, so bear with me):

So, basically, DD tests positive, he's banned from competing, and he stays right here in the States. Then, it gets proven that he isn't actually doping (c) Jonathan Booth5, so he heads over to Germany, and our fans are all over the news crying about how unfair it is and demanding that the EHF (or the US governing body) HAS to let him play before the quarterfinals. Then, that same governing body just goes ahead and clears him to play before the quarterfinals—totally breaking their own damn rules—and our "brilliant" coach Lino decides his big move is to not put the guy in the game until after the quarterfinals!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What part of this story am I missing... and why are we so hell-bent on picking a fight with the handball authorities?
Jonathan Booth5 Jonathan Booth5 Member
33 messages
joined Jan 2006
#23 ·
It’s simply because he was sidelined for ten days, and from a purely competitive standpoint, it makes perfect sense to give him a few training sessions to integrate with a squad that is both mentally and physically different from the group he watched during the preseason. Besides, Lino is the boss, and his word is law here. 🙏 🙏
Jose Miller3 Jose Miller3 Regular
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joined Mar 2024
#24 ·
Jonathan Booth5 said:Look, he was out of the rotation for ten days straight—it’s just common sense from a competitive standpoint to let him run through a few practices with the squad. The guys are in a totally different headspace and physical rhythm than the group he was watching during preseason... plus, Lino is God, so let's just follow his lead and not question anything else 🙏 🙏

But wait, hold on—if we really wanted him to get those extra practices in and fully sync up with the team, why were we all making such a massive fuss about getting him cleared to play before the quarterfinals? Like, if the goal was just "let him train so he can actually contribute," why were we practically screaming at the officials to bend the rules just so he could suit up?...
Jonathan Booth5 Jonathan Booth5 Member
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joined Jan 2006
#25 ·
It was a pursuit that was both legitimate and morally justified following the absolute circus they pulled on us. To be honest, what really bothered me was seeing where those Olympic champions were sleeping yesterday; if I were an all-powerful CEO like Elon Musk, I would have sent them off to some massive ranch just so they actually had room to stretch out, rather than letting them stay in that total dump.
And honestly, Gobac and Kavran, you absolute criminals, you should be ashamed of yourselves. You can go ahead and pocket the money from their medals, but apparently, finding them a decent hotel is too much to ask. Scumbags 🤮
nimbledriver81 nimbledriver81 Active Member
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joined Aug 2007
#26 ·
Jonathan Booth5 said:Just one more Olympic gold, and then we can demand they win every single game at the home World Cup by at least ten points—though, let’s be honest, maybe we shouldn't set the bar *that* high! ☕
It would be an absolute travesty if they don't absolutely steamroll the opposition today, just like they did against the Koreans ☕

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You totally overlooked the European Championship gold! Once that happens, I am officially calling it quits and heading straight into retirement.
frozentiger6 frozentiger6 Active Member
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joined Apr 2007
#27 ·
Rachel Brooks63 said:Someone please walk me through this—and keep in mind I don't follow much of this stuff:

So, DD had a clean first test, got banned from playing, and stayed in the States. Then it gets proven that he wasn't actually doping (c) Jonathan Booth5, so he heads over to Germany, and our folks here are all whining about how unfair it is and how the EHF (or the governing body) MUST let him play before the quarterfinals. Then, that exact same governing body decides to let him play before the quarterfinals anyway, basically breaking their own rules, and our genius coach decides his response is to not put the guy in the game until the quarterfinals arrive!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What part of the story am I missing, and why on earth are we so desperate to pick a fight with the handball authorities?

They’re keeping the Spaniards in a state of constant anxiety and uncertainty.

It’s just like yesterday when they threw the Czechs off balance by saying "John is feeling a bit under the weather," and then everyone was shocked to see this heavily tattooed guy take the court—though they calmed down quickly once he nearly fell asleep standing up, prompting an immediate hand signal from the coach.
feralbison62 feralbison62 Active Member
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joined Nov 2005
#28 ·
frozentiger6 said:Keeping Spaniards in a state of total uncertainty and fear. (Mods, please leave some space here—just capitalize names.)

So, he basically wrecked those Czech guys yesterday by dropping that "John’s feeling a bit under the weather" line. Then everyone freaked out when they spotted some guy covered in whale tattoos standing on the field, but things cooled down fast once he fell asleep on his feet. Lino had to give him a nudge just to keep him upright.

It’s just a mind game between John and Lin. Started back during that game against the Americans. We'll see who comes out on top.
Jeremy Phillips54 Jeremy Phillips54 Member
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joined Aug 2004
#29 ·
frozentiger6 said:The Spanish are being left hanging in total uncertainty and fear right now. (Hey mods, could you please leave a little space? Just keep the names capitalized.)

So, he totally blindsided those Czech guys yesterday with that "John's feeling a bit under the weather" comment, right? And then they were all absolutely floored when they spotted this guy with a tattooed turtle on the field. But honestly, they calmed down pretty fast once they realized the dude was basically sleepwalking through the game—he actually fell asleep standing up! Even Lino had to reach out and give him a quick nudge just to snap him out of it.

Haha, yesterday was way too early for John. That guy doesn't even roll out of bed before 6:00 PM.
silverstag19 silverstag19 Newcomer
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joined Dec 2006
#30 ·
Paul Lopez49 said:It turns out we’re overthinking who we want to play against. It’s actually the other way around. That whole second group is shaking in their boots. 😬Nobody wants to end up being the third or fourth seed, yet here we are, worrying about it.

But honestly, those guys we really don't want facing us in 4th—the Frenchmen—don't even seem to have a say in the matter from what I've seen. And since it's just one game, I'd much rather deal with either the Poles or the Icelanders instead.
James Wood302 James Wood302 Newcomer
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joined Dec 2006
#31 ·
frozentiger6 said:One thing's for sure, if they grab gold by steamrolling through the Spanish, French, Germans, and then facing the Spanish again in the finals, they might as well just retire right there. It would be too much.

What else can you even expect from them?

The worst part is, they actually might pull it off.😁
James Wood302 James Wood302 Newcomer
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joined Dec 2006
#32 ·
We’re gonna crush them today. Half the roster might not even make it out alive 😈. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the Spaniards start playing mind games and hold back just enough to screw us over. They're absolute snakes.
Casey Ramos31 Casey Ramos31 Active Member
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joined Oct 2017
#33 ·
Look, we've still got four games left on the schedule before we can even start doing the math.😬
Tyler Thomas12 Tyler Thomas12 Active Member
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joined Jul 2003
#34 ·
I’m a bit out of my element here, so forgive me if I’m off base, 🙄
but honestly, screw all the tactical analysis—what I saw on the court yesterday was just disappointing.

Is it possible they were playing heroically on defense because everyone had to step up to cover for Dominick's absence, but now that Davor is back, the mindset has shifted to "Oh, great, he's here to handle the defense, so I don't have to try as hard anymore"?

🤔
feralbison62 feralbison62 Active Member
54 messages
joined Nov 2005
#35 ·
Take a shot, man, and just chill out for a second.😁
Today’s game is basically the least important one of the whole tournament, but we’re still gonna play our hearts out and take down the Spaniards.
brighttiger6 brighttiger6 Member
31 messages
joined Aug 2005
#36 ·
I am eagerly anticipating 👋
analogmarlin44 analogmarlin44 Member
17 messages
joined Jan 2007
#37 ·
Going after a new scalp 😁

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fadedorca fadedorca Newcomer
5 messages
joined Apr 2005
#38 ·
Forget the math. We’re going to crush them by 15 goals and show everyone in the other group who actually runs this league.

Let them throw the whole thing at us. We'll play right in front of 50,000 of those German fans if we have to. Even if they bring in German refs to tilt the scales? Fine by me. They aren't getting away that easy.

We’re the absolute best. Period.
frozentiger6 frozentiger6 Active Member
211 messages
joined Apr 2007
#39 ·
Susan Taylor34 said:I’m a bit of a neuroscientist🙄
forget all the tactical talk, but I wasn't feeling what happened yesterday.

Is it possible they were playing hero on defense because everyone had to step up to cover for Dominick's absence, but now the mindset has just shifted to "phew, okay, David is back, we have someone to handle defense so I don't have to work anymore"?

🤔

Yesterday felt like a "let's just get this over with" kind of effort. We've seen this before with our handball players—it's a pattern. What actually caught me off guard was how we absolutely crushed the Koreans; that's pretty rare. Usually, we don't steamroll an opponent; we just play exactly enough to scrape by a win. If the other team is better than us that day, we just lose. It's pretty simple 😁

Today, the Spanish team is going to be tearing us apart at the six-meter line, which is exactly where David would have been a huge asset. And if we start turning the ball over too much, Thomas and Johnny are going to kill us on the fast break.

Someone should probably mention that Thomas might be smarter off switching to handball.😁
Brandon Castillo4 Brandon Castillo4 Regular
277 messages
joined Nov 2003
#40 ·
I’ve got this gut feeling that this whole thing is just going to end in a stalemate.

I'm heading down to the local sportsbook 😁

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