Official poll: What's the absolute dumbest band name of the decade?

They’re all pretty terrible, honestly, but if I had to pick one, I'm casting my vote for Putin.

Voted at the local precinct. It seems like everyone is trying way too hard to be funny, except for in this 🤮

Ugh, this is absolutely nightmare fuel 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

seagull screaming kiss her kiss her
someone still loves you, Putin

🤣 😂

Nah, I voted for "I love you," but I guess I've chosen darkness instead. Sounds a little emo, doesn't it?

..I mean, what were they even thinking? These names are an absolute train wreck..

You guys are clueless 😳 😢 there's some good stuff here 😢 but seagulls are idiots. Same goes for Barcelona. And Putin too, he’s just a joke

hollowseal33 said:just some suburban kids with names straight out of the Bible 🙂

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analogharbor442 said:

I guess you just have to bow down to Jesus🙏 🙏 🙏

analogharbor442 said:It’s finally time to vote for the most ridiculous band name ever... polling stays open until Sunday at 7 PM!
The winner gets their award handed over by our very own Michael Newman50.

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So, if I cast a vote, does that count as a conflict of interest or what?

hollowseal33 Asks:
Suburban parents out there treating naming rights like they’re casting a production for a revivalist movement... Just a bunch of kids with heavy, biblical names wandering around the cul-de-sac. It feels a bit much, doesn't it? 🙂

Extra points just because the name was pulled from a song by a much cooler band... 🤮

Extra points just because they're from Sweden... 🤮

seagull screaming

Mainly because I can't stand flying poultry...

🙏 John 🙏

I ended up picking Dorkness because they’re honestly such a solid group

But man, that is easily the most retarted band name ever... RACCOO-OO-OON 🙏 🙏 🙏 :S :S :S

Where did everyone go? You say party, we say die! Or is it this bika is a pipa Bomb? 🙂

YES! It’s missing from the ranks of THEBES :kohorta:

THIS DAY IS GOING TO BURN, believe me...

Anyone else feeling the vibe at the local beach hangout?

Classic American names, the absolute best 👍

We aren't falling behind the developed world anymore 👍

these robes are worn by strangers and strangers' sons 👍

look at what they did to her song... 😢

An absolute legend—a killer drummer. He’s got just one flaw, though: he can’t seem to call a spade a spade, and then there's the whole issue of 😬