Official poll: What's the absolute dumbest band name of the decade?

analogharbor442 said:YEAH! We're missing AMONG THE LESBIANS :kohorta:

It’s better among the lesbians.

I’d definitely throw my vote toward adding shallots to the list 🙂

Who’s on the list of zero-decade bands with the most brainless names? 🤔

Kevin Chavez3 said:Who's got the absolute worst band names from the zero decade? Let's hear them. 🤔

My bad... I messed up.🙂
My sincere apologies...🙂

😁

Voted for I'm fra Bars... since they're one of the only two bands on this list I haven't listened to, and frankly, I think they're trash... even if there are a few I actually dig 😈

Oh, and... it feels like this thread lacks creativity, because there isn't a single stupid, pathetic, or just plain pretentious name for a post-rock band here... like Youth Pictures of Florence Henderson 😬

Florence Henderson NP-Kriss Kross-Aj miss me bad.... I miss it so bad, that something I will never ever do AGAIN!

Yeah, seriously—where did the Youth Pictures of soundtrack strategies and iLiKETRAiNS go? 😬

It was a solid selection, don't worry about it 😉
I originally wanted the five absolute worst ones—so I bumped it up to seven... look, it could have been 29 different bands 😍 but there's no need to go overboard here

what names 😱

we could've done some kind of tournament style thing—honestly, missing out on stuff like Youth Pictures of Florence Henderson seems like a crime 😱

I am formally delivering the voting results to President Michael Newman50: the award goes to seagull screamo kissingher. Honestly, they pulled in nearly half the votes 🙏

🙂

Better late than never, I suppose.
Where are they:
1. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
2. Godspeed You Black Emperor
3. Pretty Girls Make Graves
4. TV On The Radio,
huh?

I think TV on the radio is a solid name. Plus pretty Girls make Graves. Kerouac.

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The house in The Hole in The side of The Tree as Vampiric Shades and Belial Winds All Natural Lemon and lim Flavours The Devil Rides Backwards
The house in The Hole in The side of The Tree as Vampiric Shades and Belial Winds All Natural Lemon and lim Flavours The Devil Rides Backwards
The Devil Rides Backwards on a Horse Called Maybe Fear Before The March of Flames
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Warriors in search of Wisdom Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in The Dilapidation Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour of queer Decay The Inspirational Choir of The Pentecostal First-Born Church of The living god Behead The Prophet no lord Shall Live peti is AT The Door and oni holding a gun to The Cats Head Frank Castle gonna break Your Neck
Warriors in search of Wisdom Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in The Dilapidation Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour of queer Decay The Inspirational Choir of The Pentecostal First-Born Church of The living god Behead The Prophet no lord Shall Live peti is AT The Door and oni holding a gun to The Cats Head Frank Castle gonna break Your Neck
Warriors in search of Wisdom Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in The Dilapidation Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour of queer Decay The Inspirational Choir of The Pentecostal First-Born Church of The living god Behead The Prophet no lord Shall Live peti is AT The Door and oni holding a gun to The Cats Head Frank Castle gonna break Your Neck
Warriors in search of Wisdom Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in The Dilapidation Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour of queer Decay The Inspirational Choir of The Pentecostal First-Born Church of The living god Behead The Prophet no lord Shall Live peti is AT The Door and oni holding a gun to The Cats Head Frank Castle gonna break Your Neck
Warriors in search of Wisdom Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in The Dilapidation Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour of queer Decay The Inspirational Choir of The Pentecostal First-Born Church of The living god Behead The Prophet no lord Shall Live peti is AT The Door and oni holding a gun to The Cats Head Frank Castle gonna break Your Neck
PETA is at the door and I'm holding a gun to the cat's head.
Warriors in search of Wisdom Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in The Dilapidation Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour of queer Decay The Inspirational Choir of The Pentecostal First-Born Church of The living god Behead The Prophet no lord Shall Live peti is AT The Door and oni holding a gun to The Cats Head Frank Castle gonna break Your Neck
Banshee and something Elsa WE Can't Remember When People Were Shorter and Lived Near The Water King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a pilot
Banshee and something Elsa WE Can't Remember When People Were Shorter and Lived Near The Water King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a pilot
Banshee and something Elsa WE Can't Remember When People Were Shorter and Lived Near The Water King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a pilot
Banshee and something Elsa WE Can't Remember When People Were Shorter and Lived Near The Water King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a pilot

BillGatesMustDie said:The Rolling Stones

Bohemian Rhapsody

Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a pilot

🤣 🙏

I should also mention: meanwhile... back in the Soviet Union 🙏

If I’d known this thread existed, I would have voted for the seagulls. For now, I’ll just add these to the list:
Death on the Nile
Bohemian Rhapsody
Ford Motor Company
The Godfather
Soundtrack
Wild West
Airplane!
The Walking Dead

And perhaps the ultimate winner:

CSI

The Rolling Stones—a Jewish band that covers everything about Screwdriver😂
That’s actually a pretty great name, don't you think?

Hey there, all you beach lovers out there, here's 🙂

weddings, stillness, gego...🤮

George Torres33 said:weddings, stillness, gego...🤮

🤣

ugh... someone needs to take out Bill Gates 🙏
Seriously though! That should’ve been on the list from the start..
It's giving me total Frozen II vibes 🤣

It’s probably for the best that the Eagles came out on top. That was my pick as well, and I suppose my choices are usually the right ones.
Though, I have to say, I always thought someone still loves you Boris Yeltsin had a certain charm to it. ☕