PUNKERS, ASSEMBLE! total Chaos 22.08., Washington, D.C.

Just a heads-up to all the punkers out there: on August 22nd, we’ve got total CHAOS coming in all the way from California to play at The Roxy. They’re being backed by the local legends, Motus.
Tickets are $23 ($25 in pre-sale), but for the door price... well, we'll see what happens.

Go check it out!
Real music is real music, and you need to hear this...

Yo!

Come on, let’s have a laugh 👋

It wasn't even that intense, man...

Kevin Chavez3 isn't even in your league—it’s not a pose, and it certainly isn't English.

You weren't even around back when Kevin Chavez3 could recite "Pledge of Defiance" and "Patriotic Shock" word for word. 😠

You definitely weren't there during that decade when Kevin Chavez3 spent half his time obsessing over who had sold out on "Anthems from the Alleyway." 😠

... But honestly, they’re a solid band. I actually have a great time at their shows. And the best part? You can't even call them posers. 😬

Wait, is Kevin Chavez3 actually an American?

Look, kid, I was born in '65. You're just some kid who rolled into Washington, D.C. from Indianapolis—props to Indy, I guess, but you really didn't need to show up here. Seriously. All you do is dig up the past. Your whole "I was a punker long before you" routine is getting old. Like that one time you bragged about staying in your room all day; I highly doubt anyone actually cares to read that nonsense. Go get an education so your mother can actually be proud of you. Besides, it's way too hot for a blazer right now. I’ll check back in on Monday to see if you've finally decided to get involved in something meaningful or if you're still just making a fool of yourself. Lalić! Do you even know when you'll finally learn how to steer a ship?

Keith Barnes53
Is Kevin Chavez3 even American?
No, he's just a pozer.

🤣

My bad. I didn't realize there were people older than me who still take total Chaos 22.08. and Exploited so seriously... being twenty-five, I feel a bit out of place sometimes, honestly... 😳

The DVD for casualtiesa just dropped 🎉

@Keith Barnes53/">@@Keith Barnes53 - Like that anonymous guy signing things from Ari Pekin, I'm just ashamed of my roots and my American homeland 🙂 Why do you care? You looking to hang out or something?

Just cut it out 👋

Kevin Chavez3 said:just cut it out 👋

🤣

@ jadesailor67 - seriously, don't even tell me how old you are... I’m actually embarrassed for you 😱

jadesailor67 said:Look kid—I was born in '65. You're just some kid who rolled into Washington, D.C. from Indianapolis. Respect to Indy, I guess, but you really didn't belong here. Seriously.
...
I'll be back on Monday to see...

Back from where? You aren't planning on fleeing the city for some tiny rural town or—God forbid—heading to the coast, are you? 😬

Being arrogant isn't exactly classy, nor does it fit the punk aesthetic. That constant sarcasm is likely just a defense mechanism. I just wrote it the way he would—once you see him popping up on a few different forums, it’s easy enough to mimic, and virtually I can be just as much of an old-school punk as Kevin Chavez3, haha. It’s all quite lovely, really.
mistyseal27
I've got a raspberry patch to tend to, so I'll stop here before I get my keyboard all sticky.

redmarlin3 said:Just a heads-up for the local punk crowd: total CHAOS is coming in from California to play at The Roxy on August 22nd. They’ve got the support of the Washington, D.C. legends, Motus.
Tickets are $23 ($20 pre-sale, then we'll see what happens at the door).

You should check it out.
Good music is worth hearing.

Wait, Motus is still playing?
I can't believe it.😬

Kevin Chavez3 said:🤣

My bad, didn't realize there were people older than me still getting all worked up over total Chaos 22.08. and Exploited... sometimes being my pathetic twenty-five-year-old self feels a little awkward, you know? 😳

And you should be. Not just sometimes, either. 😈

Grace Kelly44 said:So, seriously... why is Motus still playing?
I seriously can't believe this...😬

I honestly can't forgive them for what happened back in '88 or '89. They never actually played my song "I'm Metal Retarded," even though their temporary vocalist at the time supposedly brought the lyrics along to rehearsal... 😠 It’s just like how that other band, mrlja, refused to smooth over my track "Bearded Men Stalking Through the City" back in the day. If they actually had the guts to do it now, people would be hailing them like prophets of war and impending doom... honestly, maybe even someone like Vjekoslav Huljić would try to squeeze them onto some big-name compilation just for the clout...

😳 Looking back at those brainless posts now... man, I’m actually embarrassed for myself. 🙈 I’ve definitely written some absolute nonsense in my time... probably just as much garbage as Vjekoslav Huljić...

stormyviper11 said:I can't forgive them for not playing my song "I am Metal Retarded" back in '88 or '89. Apparently, their temporary singer at the time took the lyrics to rehearsal... 😠

looks like the lyric sheet finally reached the drummer later on, so he smoothed it out into "I'm Not Normal" instead 🙂

So, which temporary singer are you talking about? 🙂

Navra—who eventually ended up joining Hare Krishn and marrying Irkinja—used to brag back in the day about getting scouted for the band, but honestly, I have no clue if that's even legit...

stormyviper11 said:Navra, who ended up joining the Hare Krishn crowd and marrying Irkinja, used to brag about getting into the band back then, though I've no clue if there's any truth to it...

nevermind, wasn't the guy I was thinking of.

stormyviper11 said:I can't forgive them for not playing my song "I am metallically retarded" back in '88 or '89. Apparently, their temporary singer took the lyrics to rehearsal at the time... 😠 It’s just like how another band, Mrlja, ended up never recording my track "Bearded men walk through the city," even though if they were around today, people would be hailing them like prophets of war and future disasters. Maybe even Škarica would have tossed them onto some compilation...

😳 Looking back at those idiotic lyrics now, I’m honestly embarrassed. 🙈 Well, I’ve certainly written my fair share of nonsense over the years, almost as much as Vjekoslav Huljić.

There aren't any more moronic lyrics than those from the late Pataren... though maybe he isn't even gone. I don't know, I haven't really kept up with things in the last 10 or 15 years.😬 I do know that Tomi is a ghost who refuses to fade away, but that's a whole other story.😁

Nobody else has even brought this up yet
TOTAL CHAOS IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER
djuka once mentioned that total chaos sounds like they're from Bulgaria... they aren't... BUT THEY REALLY SOUND LIKE IT 🎉

mainscream said:man, nobody’s even called it out yet
Chaos is basically just a huge joke
djuka once mentioned that the whole Chaos thing sounded like it was coming out of Bulgaria... they aren't... BUT IT CERTAINLY SOUNDS THAT WAY 🎉

Now you've got me curious, might actually head over there... 😬
Ah, the mystery of those Bulgarian voices... 😍