Mustache's Saturday Gig, July 8th @ The Swamp

This year’s summer blowout at the swamp is going to be an absolute showdown between the local hillbillies and Mustache.
The music kicks off at midnight, and we've got a lineup of DJs ready to go, plus special guests Shamso 69 and Ana Sekso hitting the stage. Entry is $5.00, but if you show up with a flyer, it's totally free.

Where am I supposed to pick up a flyer?

I'm not about to pay full price for this...

Could someone please help me polish this invitation? I've been asking about it for the last few days 🙂

But I will be there in the front row, you can count on me 🙂

It’ll be a slam dunk tomorrow, just like last year 🙂

op, op, I've got the Swiss riding on my Mustache 👋

If you want those flyers, show up at the diner tomorrow.

OP, I’m now convinced I should head to Vegas instead of hanging out with my old classmates from high school. 👋 😬

Filipe, you shouldn't talk about women like that 🙂

At the end of the day, all you get from them is sex 👍

Theoretically speaking... 😢

I’m thinking about showing up, assuming I can finally stop acting like a total tool and manage to dress myself without everything leaking through my pants... if I can even look decent enough. Honestly, I might just grab a pack of adult diapers and go ham on some beer. Surely the Mustache won't be acting like those little wimps in Bazkoks, banning bottled beer or chucking them at the band members... maybe there’s actually something happening that doesn't involve Joe for once.

Man, reading all this just makes it crystal clear why that stuff from the last post is strictly theoretical... 🤣
Hey, I guess I could at least try to be a gentleman for old time's sake. If any of the ladies on this forum want me to drop off a hydrangea or something, let me know right here. 😁

Kevin Chavez3 said:Hey, you shouldn't talk about women like that.🙂

But isn't that how you get laid?👍

🤣

Jabi only bought the ticket because of the scheme, not to hang around this poor soul

Man, my buddy just dropped his two absolute best jokes of all time today 😁

Mustache is such a pretentious, overrated band.
I suppose I feel a bit embarrassed that one of the major (😈 ) pillars of the psychedelic scene, Timothy Evans, is involved in something like this. 😠

That loudmouth's voice carries far... 👋

Time for a poll. Who’s actually the bigger deal—Timothy Evans or Tomac? 😁

You can find the invitations sitting in CD shops all over town. I spotted them today in Dallas.

analogharbor442 said:Let's settle this with a poll: who’s actually bigger, Timothy Evans or Tom? 😁

The last time we stepped on the scale together, I definitely had more mass on me.
Timothy Evans has a couple of inches on me height-wise, too.
If you want to talk waistlines, I’d say we’re basically neck and neck there.
We'll just have to wait for the photo finish to see who really wins this one.

Good grief, do I seriously have to teach you people how to count heads? 🙄

Mustache too, I guess!

Listen, you little sweet thing 😲

The absolute worst spectacle I have ever witnessed

shamso 69 🙏 🙏 🙏

ana sekso 🙏 🙏 🙏

I wouldn't even have this much fun at an eighties nightclub👋

thank you for the music