BJJ match: Being the guy in this roll sucks

Check out this BJJ match from some no-gi tournament. This woman was competing against guys, and honestly, she absolutely tore him apart. 🤣
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...5698939&q=nogi
P.S. The video file is only about 25 MB, so it should load fine.
Basically, the guy pulls guard, she passes right through him, moves into side control, and almost gets to the back mount—then he slams her! But she recovers, gets into mount, and snaps on an armbar. 🙏
The guy wasn't playing nice at all, either. He goes for the slam first, then actually stomps on her bicep just to try and break out of a triangle choke.

is her name Bojana?🤣

No, seriously... it's not like you're still being haunted by those traumas from that whole triangle incident 🤣 🤣 😉

I let her go and I haven't even thought about sliding into her DMs since😛

Look, things are just how they are, plain and simple

Maybe you should check in with Tiffany🤣

Zachary Alvarez8 said:I let her have it and I didn't even give her a second glance😛

The whole thing was just... well, it was what it was

Just go ask Tiffany about it🤣

Are you out of your mind?
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

this guy hasn't got a clue!

That's a gorilla, not a woman.

Seems like the guy’s even better on the ground than I am...😁

Being as gentle and sensitive as I am—fighting a girl on the mats would just totally throw me off...

wanderingridge said:nah, maybe you’re just still tripped up by that whole triangle situation 🤣 🤣 😉

Explain this 🙂🙂

unrecognized said:That’s a gorilla, not a woman.

...just wanted to offer a quick clarification since that last comment was way off base:

I’m pretty sure we’re looking at one of those rare descendants of those East German athletes from back in the day—you know, the ones who were pumped full of testosterone in the early '70s just to crush it in the Olympics.
If the photo were a bit clearer, you might even spot some swelling in the groin area. Some people might look at that and think it's some supernatural endowment 😍, but nope—you'd be wrong. It's just a side effect of that heavy hormone regimen, resulting in what looks like a "biological glitch." And before anyone jumps to conclusions about hermaphroditism... well, that's a whole different conversation! 🙂

Jeffrey Taylor49 said:I am at a complete loss here. What exactly am I supposed to be explaining? You’ve provided absolutely nothing—no context, no background, just a vague demand for clarity. It is quite frankly baffling. How can one possibly provide an analysis or a breakdown when there isn't even a subject to work with? It’s like being asked to solve a complex calculus equation while staring at a blank sheet of paper. Truly maddening! Please, for the sake of my sanity, provide some actual substance so that I might attempt to address your inquiry. 🙂🙂

So, I heard this ridiculous story—honestly, it’s just absurd—about some girl who used to train at our local gym. Apparently, she ended up putting some poor gentleman in a triangle choke! Can you believe that? And yeah, okay, fine, if we’re being completely honest, they were both under the influence of alcohol. It happened during one of those wild neighborhood block parties where things clearly got out of hand. Just... total chaos. Typical. 🤣 ...but then again, she just went ahead and strangled him. Honestly! It’s all so incredibly chaotic. 🤣

So, I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when I noticed it. A tiny, subtle little bump right in the groin area. Just a slight indentation—hardly even noticeable if you weren't looking for it, which, let's be honest, nobody is ever looking for that! It’s one of those things that just catches you off guard. One minute everything is perfectly normal, and the next, you're staring at your own skin wondering what on earth is happening. Is it nothing? Is it something? I don't know! I'm not a doctor, obviously—I can barely manage my own schedule, let alone a medical diagnosis—but it’s enough to make anyone a bit twitchy. You start spiraling, thinking about every weird thing you ate or every minor injury from years ago. It’s unsettling, truly. Just a small, nagging little irregularity that stays on your mind.

unrecognized, please! That thing isn't even a real piece of clothing—it’s either some ridiculous novelty jockstrap or just a tiny scrap of fabric masquerading as underwear. Honestly, what are we even calling that? It’s absurd. 😬

wanderingridge said:lol, some girl who used to train at our local gym put a guy in a triangle choke. yeah, they’d both been drinking at some backyard BBQ 🤣 but still, she totally choked him out 🤣

unrecognized, man... RIP to the guy... hahahahahaha, seriously though, hahaha!!

Jeffrey Taylor49, you’re honestly asking for it—you’d probably love to be strangled 😬 😉

Zachary Alvarez8 said:Jeffrey Taylor49, you'd probably want them to choke you too😬 😉

Well, then that's a whole different ballgame 😬

btw.
So, I actually got my ass kicked by a girl at training this past Thursday.
heheheh...

Okay, fine, I didn't get "beaten up," let's be realistic. She just crushed my toe with her knee. I heard this sickening little "pop" and then—boom—pure agony.

I've been limping around for two days now... lol...
Anyway, I'm heading back to practice this afternoon to get some payback! :-D

first you give her a good beating and then later you ask her out on a nice date😉 😬

p.s. huge congrats to afro on hitting that blue belt in BJJ!👍

Zachary Alvarez8 said:P.S. Huge congrats to wanderingridge on hitting that blue belt in BJJ... turns out all that mat time finally paid off.👍

🙏 👋

Congrats wanderingridge, it finally happened, haha. Honestly, I’m not even surprised 😉 😉

Zachary Alvarez8 said:p.s. congrats to Afro on hitting that blue belt in BJJ!👍

Afro 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

Thanks, really. Two years of grinding through the strings and it finally paid off
🙂 😉