Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Today's top list of annoyances:

3. gnats by the riverbank
2. just installed NHL 06 and I have zero clue what's going on—I don't know which teams are actually good, what all those abbreviations mean, the controls are a mess, and I can't figure out how to manage the roster... even though the gameplay looks awesome.
1. my roommate

The ultimate checklist if you want to be considered a true indie snob:

1. Spend your mornings scrolling through Pitchfork and only downloading albums that score at least a 7.5
2. Tell everyone else that Pitchfork is total garbage written by clueless elitists, and swear that if anyone gave *you* the keys to a music site, you’d actually do it right...
3. Look down on any band that manages to sell more than 500,000 copies
4. Memorize every single track on a Sonic Youth album and stubbornly insist that *Psychic Hearts* is way better than anything they ever released
5. Be in a band with a punctuation mark in the name (bonus points for an exclamation point!), know how to play one Pavement song (badly), and have a female bassist—because if you're a woman, god forbid, you *have* to be that bassist.

I am quite pleased to find that—according to Adam Moore’s particular scale of measurement—I haven't quite crossed over into being a total indie snob... which is a relief, really...

e, I guess nobody is around 😬

Let’s not spend our energy churning out endless, uninspired lists that we've all heard a thousand times before.

Here are seven songs that are absolute mood-killers when someone tries to play them on an acoustic guitar at a party (in no particular order):

1. Walking on Sunshine
2. Wild World
3. To Be With You
4. Born in the U.S.A.
5. Hotel California
6. Born to Run
7. Something from the mid-70s era

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Two ways to absolutely wreck a guitar at a party

1. Smash it straight onto the floor
2. Take it out on whoever started playing first

red wavy said:6. Stop posting endless lists of uninspired, recycled garbage.

Man, I totally missed that part. Guess I'm not some super elite indie snob after all.😬>

red wave said:6. Stop churning out endless lists of uninspired, repetitive cliches.

Here are the 7 absolute worst songs to play on an acoustic guitar at a party (totally random order):

1. Walking on Sunshine
2. Wild World
3. To Be With You
4. Born in the U.S.A.
5. Hotel California
6. Born to Run
7. '74-'75

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red. today.

Dead Carrot said:Here are the 7 absolute worst songs you could ever play on an acoustic guitar at a party (completely random order):

1. Walking on Sunshine
2. Wild World
3. To Be With You
4. Born in the U.S.A.
5. Hotel California
6. Born to Run
7. '74-'75

🥳

dead carrot. facts.
honestly, this just made my day. lol 🙏 🤣

Adam Moore said:Total garbage. From the get-go.
now I'm happy and laughing my head off. 🙏 🤣

errr... did someone perform surgery to remove your sense of irony? 🤔

Here are my top 5 picks for songs you can strum on the guitar at a house party (in no particular order):

1. 4"33"
2. anything by Half Japanese
3. basically anything by The Killers, as long as we don't touch "Mr. Brightside" or "All These Things That I've Done"
4. "Born to Run"
5. some deep cuts from the Bajaga catalog, maybe something from his early days

Daniel Bailey7 said:Wait... did someone perform surgery on your sense of irony? 🤔

Man... that actually had me cracking up. Seriously. 😬 Man, irony is just hilarious, isn't it?

Adam Moore said:This... honestly, that’s what got me—it actually made me laugh. Man. 😬

So, did they perform surgery to remove your sense of irony? I don't know—personally, I’d find that pretty tragic. 😢


Dammit, I'm switching over to Spiket. 😬

Daniel Bailey7 said:Did they surgically remove your sense of irony? I don't know, I'd find that pretty sad. 😢


Dammit, I'm turning into Spike 😬...

Worshipping someone's entire existence is bad news, and picking fights with extremists will leave permanent scars. The world is a harsh place.

Top weekend brunch spots in Chicago:

1. Panera Bread
2. Dunkin'
3. Subway

Times Square🙏

The ultimate guitar tracks for any house party

1. If I ever leave my friends behind
2. Everything might go, but my friends won't
3. If you didn't love me, life would be easy

Nicholas Perez33 said:Here are my top 5 picks for songs to belt out on guitar at a party (randomly ordered):

2. Anything by Half Japanese.

😍
Honestly, just grab something by Kurt Cobain.
*Firecracker firecracker*boom*boom*boom*👋
🙂

Daniel Bailey7 said:Did they surgically remove your sense of irony too? Honestly, I’d be pretty bummed if that happened to me.😢


Damn, I guess I'm channeling my inner Spidey now 😬

Oh well. American humor is just on another level.

The Big Three Lies We Tell Before Heading Out (ranked by how much they suck):

1. I’m just grabbing one or two drinks and I’ll be back by midnight.
2. I promise I won't get wasted.
3. I'm definitely not going to any after-parties.

🙄

Carol Jackson45 said:The top 3 biggest lies told before the finale (in order of how much they burned us):

3. "I'm definitely not going to join any of those cruises."

🙄

🤣

Carol Jackson45 said:The top three lies told before heading out on a night on the town:

1. "I'm just grabbing one or two drinks and I'll be home by midnight."
2. "I promise I won't touch any tequila tonight."
3. "I'm definitely skipping the club scene this time."

🙄

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