Personal Top Lists & Rankings

The Top 5 Biggest Losers in History:

1. Joan of Arc (As if she could actually lead an army against the British. Give me a break.)🙄
2. Spartacus (A slave fighting the Roman Empire. A losing battle from day one.)
3. General Custer (He thought he was invincible until he met a force he couldn't handle.)🤣
4. Che Guevara (The man spent his life fighting for the working class, yet today, corporations exploit his face to make a killing off his image.)🙂
5. The perennial runner-up (Always there, always second, never the winner.)

amberskipper452 said:My all-time Top 5 biggest losers:

1. the Miami Dolphins 🙂
2. the guy who invented the "reply all" button
3. everyone living in Italy right now
4. monks in Tibet 😢
5. the perennial runner-up

Even if the emo scene is totally tragic and those hairstyles are just awful, suicidegirl.com still reigns supreme 🙂

amberskipper452 said:The top 5 biggest losers:

The top 2 legends who unfortunately missed out on a championship ring:😢

1 Patrick Ewing
2 Charles Barkley

The top 2 legends who—thankfully—never won a ring:😈

1 Karl Malone
2 John Stockton

Jason Chavez32 The user said:It’s kind of like how folks in the mountains always seem to have their own way of doing things. 😢

What's with the whole thing about Richard Gere? 🙄

Dana Anderson4 said:What's with this whole obsession over Richard Gere? 🙄

Honestly, screw those Chinese communists. And for what it's worth—I don't have anything to say in defense of Richard Gere, either—he’s just as much of a coward. ☕

Man, I can't stand those guys, though honestly, it’d be even worse if the Japanese came in and put us all on some assembly line just to keep the clerks in check 😬

stressee said:Do you have any idea what it does to a sweet kid when they get left out of all the classroom activities?
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Honestly, my God... I was the only kid in my entire elementary school who wasn't religious, so I never went to those chapel services. Whenever they'd head into the sanctuary, everyone would just walk right into the room and leave me standing there alone in the hallway.
I still carry some serious mental scars from my childhood, and people keep telling me those were supposed to be the best years of my life... 🙂

It was such a nail-biter at the top of the standings, honestly—and I’ve got a feeling the ref totally screwed over Zoloof by calling it too tight, which feels weird because he seems way more lenient on ESPN than he does here...

Back in elementary school, we had this one kid in our class who never bothered showing up to religion class—instead, he’d spend that hour chucking rocks at us from outside before climbing up a tree to hang out by the window. I always used to think... man, he definitely had way more fun than the rest of us.😢

I can't even deal with this right now—just absolute nonsense. Everything feels like a complete mess lately. kaže:
Seriously, some of the worst hairstyles I have ever seen!
Death to emo hairstyles! 😁
I can't believe I'm even clicking on links like this—it’s a total waste of bandwidth. But fine, here it is. Just watch it if you actually care about this stuff.

😂 😂

Melissa Sanchez37 said:God, I was the only kid in my elementary school who wasn't religious—I never showed up for those chapel services. Every time they’d head into the room for service, I’d just end up stuck out in the hallway alone.
I’ve got mental scars from my childhood—and people have the nerve to call that supposedly "the best time of your life." Give me a break. 🙂

Whatever—I skipped religion class too. A bunch of us ditched together, and honestly? It was great just messing around while the rest of the class was stuck sitting through the lesson. Most of them were cutting that class anyway, so we all just ended up hanging out together. 😁 What kind of psychological meltdown is this? Complaining about missing religion class—give me a break.

Here’s my weekly update:

Going to religion class gave me actual mental scarring because our teacher would tank our grades if we didn't show up to church on Sundays.
But honestly, once I stopped going, those coffee dates became way more enjoyable. 😬

We were a pretty rough crowd, honestly; half of us didn't even bother showing up. 😈

But I had this one friend who was basically the only kid from his neighborhood in Dugway, so they ended up enrolling him anyway. 🙂

Samuel Murphy6 said:We were a lost cause. Half of us didn't even show up. 😈

I’ll second that. 🙂

We were supposed to be the nation-building generation... I was one of those lucky few who actually skipped out on it, and there was this one girl who kept trying to push her religion on us 😵

Honestly, it felt so gross—even my parents were actually considering letting me take religious studies just because they thought it might help bump up my GPA... like, seriously? Religious ed in a public school system!

But once I hit high school, the whole situation just flipped completely on its head

michael_jackass said:you know that thing where you grab your right leg with your right hand and pull it back, so if someone looks at you from the front, they think your leg is just gone. then you start pulling it up to the beat of the music while trying to balance on your left leg. boom, I'll show you sometime.😁

Me too! I actually want to see that😂

mainscream said:worst hairstyles ever!
death to emo hair! 😁
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evuhx...page=1&t=a&f=b

Hell yeah 😂

Some of those cuts were actually decent. 😳

Melissa Sanchez37 said:god, I was the only kid in elementary school who was considered "sinful" and skipped religion class. whenever the class started, everyone would go inside and I'd be stuck out in the hallway.
childhood trauma from what's supposedly the best time of your life🙂

Told you once already, you're my long-lost twin sister...

My Top 1 list of beers gifted to me today—completely unsolicited:

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🙂

Good grief, look at Palm. I haven't touched a drop since my high school graduation in New York City.😲

Dead Carrot said:I actually think some of those hairstyles look pretty good. 😳

I definitely rocked one of those looks back in the day 🙈
here are my top 5 songs from childhood—tunes I used to belt out at the top of my lungs with my dad, only to be absolutely floored later when I realized they were actually about sex or drugs:

1. Taylor Swift: Let's spend the weekend together
2. The Animators: Like mirrors
3. Green Soup: The green grass of my home—I honestly thought it was just a nostalgic anthem like the ones Radojka Sverko used to sing, and I’m still baffled by what he's
actually getting high on...
😳
4. Tony Bennett: I need your body tonight (good grief, it's pretty obvious 😳 )
5. Senna M.: Thump-thump

stormywolf39 said:Good grief, look at that Palm—honestly, I haven't touched a drop of booze like that since my high school graduation party back in New York City. 😲

Well, considering that it's actually American... 😬
It’s common knowledge that aliens actually have a deep respect for Belgian brews—provided they hail from the Flemish region. 😁

Actually, when you’re over in New York City and you order a...Beer. Just one word, yet it carries enough weight to spark an entire debate if you catch someone at the right moment. I was sitting at a pub in Chicago last week—just nursing a cold Budweiser and watching the rain hit the window—and I started thinking about how much this single substance defines our social fabric. It’s more than just fermented grain and hops; it’s a ritual. Whether you're grabbing a quick pint after a grueling shift or settling in for a three-hour session with old friends, there’s a specific gravity to it that you just don't get with cocktails or wine. Honestly, some people overcomplicate it with those overly pretentious craft microbrews that taste like they were brewed in a bathtub with pine needles, but sometimes, you just want something reliable. Something that hits the spot without needing a lecture on ABV levels.In America, you walk into a bar and you're handed a Budweiser. So, really, you have to define what that actually means for the experience. WHAT? I find myself in one of those moods—you know the ones—where the day just drags on and the only logical conclusion is that I need a drink. It’s not even about being thirsty, really; it’s more of a psychological necessity at this point. There’s a certain weight to the afternoon that only a cold glass can lift. Honestly, if I don't get something poured soon, I might actually lose my mind. 😁 My go-to choice when I'm out in Manhattan—it’s got to be Miller Lite. 👍