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Give me some breathing room! 😁

analogharbor442 said:God bless!

Check this out: http://www.worldjumpday.org

This deserves a Darwinian award. Dead serious.

Daniel Bailey7 said:Yeah, check out this sweet emo pic I found. 🙂

Slija is the law. 😍

Is this some kind of award for lagging behind in evolution or what? 😬

Pretty much how it goes 😁

Man, how did I miss this before? 🙏

stormywolf39 said:man, how did I miss this one before? 🙏

Tsk tsk tsk... what a disgrace.

My favorite Darwinian award goes to the Indian who decided a zoo tiger looked depressed, so he hopped the fence to leave a flower wreath around its neck.

🙏 🙏 🙏

🤣 🤣 This definitely calls for some serious scrutiny 😁

There's actually a book on this too 😁

Some guys go to ridiculous lengths just to prove they’ve got enough testosterone to fill a stadium. Pierre Pumpille actually tried to move a parked car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he told reporters while recovering in his hospital bed.

But let’s be honest—Pumpille is a total pushover compared to Krystof Azninski, an American farmer who basically auditioned to be the toughest guy on the planet by decapitating himself back in '95. Azninski was 30 at the time, just hanging out and drinking with buddies when someone suggested they strip down and play some "tough guy" games. It started out with them hitting each other over the head with frozen turnips, but things escalated quickly when one guy grabbed a chainsaw and sliced off his own foot. Refusing to be outdone, Azninski snatched the saw, yelled "Watch this then," and swung it right at his own neck.

"It's hilarious, really," one of his friends remarked. "When he was a kid, he used to wear his sister's underwear. But he went out like a man."

🙏 🙏 🙏

I only had to do one 😁

Top Q&A from Ask Bešker...

Goran Perišić (upsmail@fina.hr) asks:
Why is the old commie a hack?

Inoslav Bešker replies:
Dear sir,

Be a bit more specific so I can try to give you an answer, if I know it. Your question is actually incomplete: either the object is missing (why is that old hack *something*?) or the subject is missing (why is *someone* an old hack?). Also, you might want to pick a different word if you knew that term was originally pulled from some gritty old-school political slang—but hey, feel free to use whatever lingo fits your style.

Best regards,

Bešker

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Just got an email full of absolute nonsense from the bottom of the barrel☕

Here’s my pick for the most brain-dead ones😁

1. Who is Mickey Mouse's dad...? - Šiljo.
2. What's the name of the heaviest of the Three Tenors...? - Bas.
3. The movie 'Jaws' is originally titled...? - Shark.
4. The most famous derby in Spain is played between Real Madrid and ...? - Madrid.
5. What's the name of that famous columnist from 'Globus'...? - Marija Jurić Zagorka

Bešker is a straight-up legend. 🙏

wanderingraven20 The user said:Just received an email filled with the absolute biggest idiots from the lowest possible tier of society. ☕

The most pathetic selections, in my opinion. 😁

Who is the father of Mickey Mouse? It's Šiljo.

If Mickey Mouse is Mickey, Donald Duck is Donald, and Pluto is Pluto... what exactly are we doing here?

So what does that make Siljo? 🤔 What exactly are we talking about?

I would say it is some kind of dog 🤔

amberskipper452 said:so what makes Siljo 🤔 huh?

Looks like we were all watching Stand by Me ☕

So I was just giving Bešker some props today, and then I turn on Jutarnji list only to see them printing absolute garbage... 😢
They’re claiming the new Italian president rolled up to his inauguration in some official Lancija Flaminija that’s supposedly decades old. Like, the car was built in 1960—it’s barely 46 years old at this point. 😠
It’s honestly pathetic how much misinformation messes with the cultural literacy of Americans... 👎

stormyviper11—if you want actual advice, go talk to the public consensus regarding foreign car brands!

analogharbor442 said:Go ask stormyviper11 for advice on foreign car brands, since they're basically an expert on everything public-facing!

As if.

Here’s a top list of cars from famous manufacturers that were unfortunately never actually built, according to Vuk...

1. Dođ Avola
2. Opel Ješen
3. 3. Lanča Nisudar
4. Reno miran 5. Lada Rica
5. Lada Rica
6. Sab Otaža
7. Kija vic
8. Audi Ofil

😳 (I honestly don't know why I keep posting new ones when they just update themselves 😬 )

stormyviper11 said:Bešker is a legend. 🙏

I actually had him as a professor back in college, and I can tell you straight up—he’s no legend. Honestly, it's the exact opposite (not that he failed me; I pulled a B in his class, but we all know why he's such an idiot).