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I can't make sense of that... said:Borg is probably going to come after me again, but I just can't help myself... 🙂

Nobody's going to jump down your throat. I know people just don't get my approach to nutrition... 🙂

The negotiations with the USA summarized in emojis:
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Sean Lee7 said:Nobody’s gonna jump down my throat... I know people just don't get my whole diet thing. 🙂

I totally get where you're coming from... honestly, I'm right there with you on the whole "mayonnaise belongs on everything" thing. 🙂

Darko Vejder said:negotiations with the European Union summarized via emojis:

But where’s the romance, the villains, the sweethearts, the hotheads, the legends, and the placebos? Where’s the soul of it all?😁

stormyviper11 said:I totally get where you're coming from regarding putting mayo on everything.🙂

Hold on now...

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That's exactly why we look the way we do.😢

You guys are out of your minds. I couldn't exactly check my blind spot and start shifting gears at the exact same moment, could I? When you're dealing with such limited capacity, who on earth has the headspace to worry about subtle messages...

bue said:Where did Romeo, Azdaja, Cice, Rospije, Zmajevi, and Placebo go? And what happened to Vidiga? 😁

I haven't even seen the Generals lately.

Sean Lee7 said:that’s exactly why we look the way we do. 😢

Look, just try to see the bright side for a second. If we were all skinny, we'd be constantly stressing about every single bite, terrified of packing on a few pounds. But this way? We don't really care. A couple extra pounds here or there doesn't even move the needle, so we just grab whatever we want, whenever we want. Honestly, being happy and satisfied is worth more than worrying about the health stuff that comes with carrying a little extra weight... 🙂

Melissa Sanchez37 said:you people are insane—I couldn't exactly check my blind spot and start shifting gears at the exact same time. with brain capacity this limited, who has the mental bandwidth left to worry about subtle messages?

Look, honey, if the former President were still around, there's no way he'd be standing in as a godfather for your kids.

stormyviper11 said:Look on the bright side. If we were thin, we'd constantly be stressing about what we eat just to stay that way. As it stands, a few extra pounds don't really bother us; we can enjoy whatever we want, whenever we want. We’re happy, carefree, and content—and those qualities more than make up for the health drawbacks that come with carrying some extra weight... 🙂

Well, I think this might actually be the best argument for being overweight I've heard yet. Can I get permission for Fair Use? Because calling "ten years of heart issues" a minor negative factor—especially when it happens to someone right before an election—is quite the stretch.

Drew Adams58 said:Man, honestly, this might be the best argument for being fat I've ever heard. I'm gonna need permission to quote this. Think about the upside—avoiding ten years of pure misery, and in some people's cases, dodging all that drama from one election cycle to the next...

Fair Use.

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The top three things I’ve heard come out of the mouths of various driving instructors. Honestly, I’ve experienced them firsthand, but I’ve kept them bottled up until now.

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It’s just too good—that kind of uniquely sexy vibe you only find in certain parts of the world.

I’m getting pretty tired of this whole "vagabond bon vivant" persona I’ve got going under my username on the left. I’ve been sitting here thinking about changing it, but honestly, I just can't seem to make up my mind on what to go with.

You can let him slide, it’s fine. Just change that line, man: "That damn mutt is going to get us all caught up in a Redcoat mess!" It doesn't have to be permanent.

There’s nothing quite like homemade pizza. I’m talking about that thick, doughy crust that actually acts like a sponge for all the tomato sauce. The best part, though? Eating it cold the next morning with a bit of mayo and a cup of instant coffee. Honestly, it hits the spot. Muy bien.

Well, Jack Black knows exactly what's up. Spot on.

stormyviper11 said:- eight tons of me

Look at him joking around like that. Seriously. Yesterday, when Taylor Swift was asking about a Vespa, I almost told her she should just go lick an ice cream cone instead—kind of like my nephew, who actually got a little toy scooter as a prize from Antarctica. You can even ride those things if you're under 175 lbs. I was honestly about to say that to DJ Khaled, that the thing would look like a tiny model in his hands, but I figured I better shut up before he takes offense—I'm not 😍

Drew Adams58 said:Honestly, this might be the best argument for being overweight I've ever heard. I’m definitely requesting permission to use this logic. You’ve got ten years of total incompetence as a downside, and in some people's cases, it lasts from one election cycle to the next.

What are we even talking about here? Since when are big guys not charming? And "the best other option"?

The world is absolute garbage.
Anorexia culture still reigns supreme.

I'm a pig, man, purely masculine
I've got nothing for women
Love is for softies
And I couldn't care less

I finally get the joke
I'm done playing along
I've stopped hoping for anything
I have no sanctuary left

The whole world is sick
The whole world is corrupt
The whole world is complete trash

Queen? Forget Queen. Haustor is actual punk.

What a massive mess for such a tiny leak...

Drew Adams58 said:Honestly, this might be the best argument for being overweight I've ever heard. I need permission to use this one. The downside is ten years of bad luck, and in some cases, just dealing with one term after another...

dmj said:15. 😢

Sex is overrated anyway.

Dammit. 😢

Sean Lee7 said:Sex is overrated, one way or another.

Honestly, I agree. 😢

Tell me about it. 😢

Since we’re on the subject of sex, here is the ultimate guide to guiding the youth

A 14-year-old kid: So, have you ever done it?
A thirty-year-old with a wife and kids: I have. How about you?
Kid: No, but I really wish someone would blow me.
Thirty-year-old: Honestly, it's a totally overrated experience. 🤣 🤣

Sean Lee7 said:Sex is way overrated, honestly.

Give me a break. 😢

You bet.

Sean Lee7 said:Goddammit. 😢

Me too.🙂