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Wow, you guys really made that easy, didn't you? 😬

The absolute best thing I've stumbled upon all day:

PUFFY Amy Schumer - officially joining the fan club 🤣

wanderingraven20 said:Well, isn't that just easy? You all reached an agreement so effortlessly. 😬

😬 😬 😬 🙂

Mrkva, you've turned this whole thread into a freaking "Love Spinner"... 😁

Looks like things might actually be looking up 🤔
Here’s the optimistic weather forecast for the next 7 days (source - National Weather Service):

1. Tuesday
2. Monday
3. Sunday

🙂 Borg 😈

stormyviper11 said:Look on the bright side. If we were all skinny, we’d be constantly stressing about what we eat just to stay thin. This way, who cares? A few extra pounds don't even matter, and we can grab whatever we want whenever we feel like it. We're happy, carefree, and satisfied—and honestly, those vibes totally make up for any health stuff... 🙂

Cheers, man. You know why I love School of Rock? Because when that girl asks Black why he's so big, he just hits her with: "Because I like it." And seriously, saying you can't find a date because you're overweight is just a lame excuse. Come on, guys, bring out some of that classic internet charm and just go for it! 😘

Best conversation ever, had it with a coworker today: 🤣

her (staring at her hands): - I'm missing a chunk of my finger, and I have zero clue how it happened.
me: - What? Like, some childhood accident when you were little?
her: - No, I just noticed it now.

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 :chru: 😬

forum trending topics, current mood:
1) user playlists
2) this one
3) random stuff
so unoriginal...

btw, guys—I’m definitely not the only one who finds curves a total turn-on. So don't use being overweight as an excuse.
My husband dropped 50 pounds over the last decade and now he's basically skin and bones—other women can't stop staring 😢 but whatever, I still think he looks great thin 😉

Sure, every woman thinks having a few extra pounds is some kind of fetish... until they see a real stomach in person. 🙂

d.zelig said:So what's the deal? I think bigger guys have their own kind of charm.

Exactly. I’ve always had a thing for the bigger guys, personally.

@Markan - please don't lump me in with those generalizations 😬

Sean Lee7 said:Yeah, basically every woman thinks they have a thing for curves until they actually see a real stomach in person. 🙂

Having a bit of a tummy isn't a fetish, she’s just cute. It shows she doesn't take life too seriously, which is honestly a huge plus.
But having 😍
hairy backs? That's a total turn-off.
I don't know how I managed to connect those two thoughts... must be some subconscious thing...

A friend of mine once told me she’s into it when her guy pokes her stomach and his hand sinks in all the way to the elbow 🤣—and honestly, she actually dated guys like that, damn them. But I guess that phase is over now. Her latest guy was about 1/5th as impressive as any of her exes 😁
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For me, carrying extra weight definitely isn't a fetish—and clearly wasn't for my ex, either. He basically sentenced me to a week of celibacy just because I mentioned sex, bellies, and jiggling in the same sentence during a totally casual, non-malicious conversation 😳
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What’s the first thing you gotta do when it's halftime?

1. Crack open a fresh beer.
2. Check what kind of chaos is going down on the forum 😁

Ugh, here we go again—it's just the same girls (seriously?) bickering in the guys' section 🤣

Melissa Sanchez37 said:She isn't really my type, but she's cute. I like how she doesn't take life too seriously... it's a plus.
She's definitely 😍

Hey there. 🙂

The premier metal genres, ranked by name:

1. Viking
2. Folk
3. Celtic
4. Epic
5. Doom

Laura Gonzalez44 said:The absolute best metal subgenres, ranked by name alone:

1. viking
2. folk
3. celtic
4. epic
5. doom

🙄
A list of the most ridiculous music genre names out there:
1. soul
2. idm
3. new jazz

Why settle for anything less than a Rolls-Royce? 😢

Laura Gonzalez44 said:why a Rolls-Royce? 😢

🙂 😘 , mentalism - how tacky.

amberskipper452 said:🙂 😘 , mental - how pathetic

Exactly. 👋 But their names are just ridiculous. 😉

The ultimate list of most embarrassing celebrities:
1. Taylor Swift - those high heels; seriously, has anyone ever seen anything more ridiculous??????
2. Gene Simmons - claiming those heels are actually rock'n'roll
3. Joe Rogan - why is he calling me at midnight??
4. S.S. - only the inner circle knows who that is....