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fruit yogurts 🙂

just bring back Pandora 😬

Laura Gonzalez44 said:😠 Is that the one in the little bottles? 😠
That stuff is pure evil. It’s like they dumped a mountain of sugar in there just to make it gross.

Honestly, that's the only fruit yogurt I can actually stomach.

Carol Jackson45 said:Is there any other fruit yogurt worth drinking? This one is my absolute favorite.

Is that even fruit yogurt? 😕 😁

Sandra Chase16 said:yogurt with bacon🙂

Yogurt with bacon?! 🙂

The top 5 perks of the new apartment:

5. Three AC units
4. A family computer for the living room
3. A dishwasher
2. An orange juicer
1. Hallway lights with motion sensors

The top 5 downsides of the new apartment:

5. The view from the dining area and living room looks straight at a SpaceX rocket launch site
4. A mattress that's too soft on a bed that's too short in my bedroom
3. Living room curtains made out of some cheap fabric used for women's underwear
2. Paper-thin walls between rooms—any loud sex results in everyone apologizing to each other...
1. Cheap carpentry that almost killed us during that recent windstorm

The only decent yogurt is a smooth, light version. I can't stand those fruit-flavored messes; the little fruit chunks just pass right through you in the exact same state they entered.

Gregory Walker15 said:That's definitely not fruit yogurt.😕 😁

Yeah, there's this weird aftertaste that just feels off.

Kevin Chavez3 said:The top 5 perks of the new apartment:

So, I guess you aren't the king of Chicago or New York anymore? 😢

Yogurt with bacon?! :food
I am talking about that strawberry yogurt swirl—it actually tastes sweet.
Though, honestly, a version with bacon might not be half bad.

Kevin Chavez3 said:The top 5 worst things about the new apartment:

3. Living room curtains made out of lace lingerie material.
2. Paper-thin walls between rooms, meaning any loud intimacy results in a massive embarrassment for everyone involved.
1. Cheap woodwork that nearly killed us during that last windstorm.

🤣

Here are my top 3 goals for this weekend:

3. Cleaning up.
2. Buying a new mattress.
1. Finally getting the room organized.

I left the States without even getting a chance to grab a coffee with you or McNugget, let alone deal with the fallout... 😢 Cursed fate!

Did someone mention fermented dairy products?

KEFIR!!!
🙂
And I’m talking about the good stuff—the kind you get from a big glass at a local shop. Honestly, between me, my little guy, and even the dogs, we go through it like there's no tomorrow! 🎉

Kevin Chavez3 said:I left the small town without even stopping by for a coffee or a drink with you or McNugget... 😢 Damn fate!

Not even a scrap of paper left when everything finally ran out.
It’s a shame, really; you were actually a decent leader. 🙂

edit: Kefir is expiring. 🙂

acidophilus

The only non-fruit yogurt product that doesn't smell like a chemical plant and is actually palatable enough to eat by the spoonful.

Sandra Chase16 said:acidophilus

It's an old nickname for the lead singer of Butthole Surfers, if you want to be technical... 🙂

it doesn't go much further than kefir.

I will also admit that MILERAM
but it simply doesn't have that yogurt consistency...

Chobani light yogurt, that blue one in the bottle. And maybe some Yoplait Greek yogurt in a cup to eat with a spoon 🙂

Honestly, I don't think I've ever actually tried kefir, buttermilk, or anything like that before.

There’s nothing quite like yogurt from a local dairy like Chobani. 🙂

I was just thinking about sour cream with a really high fat content—it's honestly so much better. And rula 😳

Kefir, absolutely. 😍 It has that nice, subtle effervescence... mmmm.

Though—I did cheat on it today with some Greek yogurt, simply because the only thing available at the grocery store was that overly sweet stuff with 0.9% fat... which is just not edible.

My personal top 5 fruit yogurts:

1. Wild berry with big fruit chunks
2. Black cherry with big fruit chunks
3. Raspberry with big fruit chunks
4. Peach with big fruit chunks
5.

And my top 5 sour milk drinks:

1. Kefir
2. Cultured milk
3. Yogurt
4. Acidophilus
5.

I absolutely HATE sour milk. Kefir? Gross. Just nasty. 🤮

Regular yogurt is fine by me, though—as long as it isn't super sweet.
Same goes for having a quick glance at the neighbor's rocket.