Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Nicholas Perez33 said:hmm.
4. 10 lbs extra
3. under 5'7"

check 🙈

There are exactly five alcoholic drinks so repulsive that I can't even stand the smell:

5 Metaxa
4 Gin
3 Martini
2 Amaro
1 Wine

Best juice flavors, in any combination or order:
- grapefruit
- pineapple
- carrot
- tomato

I can't stand anything sickly sweet—it's gross. I might deal with red currant, orange, cherry, or apple if they're super tart, but that's it. Sweetness is just nasty (not counting cocoa or whatever, strictly juices)

redcrane28 said:The best juice flavors, in any order you want:
- grapefruit
- pineapple
- carrot
- tomato

I can't stand anything overly sweet. I might tolerate things like cranberry, orange, cherry, or apple, but only if they have a serious acidic kick. Anything sugary is just gross.

I agree, though with one slight tweak.
If it's naturally sweet from fructose, that's fine by me.
But added sweetness—you know, pure sugar or artificial sweeteners—is absolutely disgusting.
Just vile.

hollowangler68 said:There are only five alcoholic drinks so disgusting that I can't even stand the smell:

5 beers

This is dripping all over the ice cream..

4 gin

And this goes right into the tonic.

3 martinis

Never from you, Bonda, dear Basile...

2 amaro

And this would probably find some use in the kitchen too. 😬

1 Beer

You can't even forgive this. Not with those five fetishes that make her a goddess. Hey. Not feeling it. 😬

Kevin Chavez3 said:My Top 5 Fetishes:

Errr, I'd much rather not go there... 😬

redcrane28 said:The absolute best juice flavors, in any order you want:
- grapefruit
- pineapple
- carrot
- tomato

I can't stand anything sugary. I might deal with cranberry, orange, cherry, or apple if they're super tart, but that's it. Sweetness is gross (not counting cocoa or whatever, just juices)

Ugh, carrot juice is a hard pass for me. Cooked carrots, raw carrots, doesn't matter—put them in a juice and it's just nasty. And where's the lemon? 🙂

When it comes to sweets, I'm right there with you. Cakes and chocolate can be way too sugary (there was a phase where I was obsessed with dumping sugar on everything), but sweet pizzas are a crime.

My top 5 worst common alcohol mixes, in reverse order:
5. fruit vodkas
4. tequila-Sprite
3. Bamboo (unforgivable, no matter how bad the wine is)
2. Fanta-white wine
1. Absinthe-Cola (even if it's some fancy craft cola, god help us...)

My Top 5 fetishes:

5. Honestly, I’m too embarrassed, better just skip this one
4. Oops... let's not even go there
3. Yeah, alright, I guess I am a bit of a deviant!
2. Man, I seriously shouldn't even type this out
1. Oof!

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stormyviper11 said:My Top 5 Fetishes:

5. Too embarrassing, better if I just skip this one
4. Oops... let's not go there
3. Yeah, I'm definitely a deviant!
2. For real, I absolutely cannot write this down
1. Oof!
😬

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stormyviper11 said:My Top 5 kinks:

5. Too embarrassing, better skip it
4. Oops... can't go there
3. Yeah, I'm a freak!
2. I seriously shouldn't write this one out
1. Oof!

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Come on, we all know they're just cars 🙂

Carol Jackson45 said:Come on, come on, we all know they're just cars🙂

Look, if my type was girls with cool cars:
a) my emotional state would be exactly where it is now
or maybe
b) I'd be standing masked up in front of a Turbo limač shop window, waiting to hit some kind of erotic peak while watching the clerk stock Bburago models on the shelf 😬

Carol Jackson45 said:Come on, come on, we all know they're just cars🙂

😂

The ultimate list of spirits:

1. Fruit Brandy
2. Grape Brandy
3. Gin
4. Tequila
5. Herbal Liqueur

🙂

Chances of me puking my guts out 👋Wrong: if I have more than two shots of anything from this list:

1. brandy - 80 %
2. moonshine - 100 %
3. gin - 20 % (but I tried it once and it was nasty)
4. tequila - 90 %
5. herbal liqueur - 100 %

The definitive ranking of the newest smilers (seriously, check out these gorgeous names):

5. 🙂

4. 🙂

3. 🙈

2. 🍿

1. 🙂

The names are completely moronic... except for Osama 😍

As for everything else.... there isn't an alcoholic drink out there you wouldn't touch ☕ 😬

Here’s my unofficial ranking of everything I drank in a single night without waking up with a massive hangover—which, honestly, left me and everyone else totally baffled. Chronological order, as best as I can recall:

1. Rum tea—ratio was roughly 7 ounces of rum to whatever amount of tea we could cram into a mug
2. Mulled wine
3. Spiced brandy shooter
4. Rye whiskey (I think?) *
5. Some other whiskey *
6. That blue stuff from a bottle shaped like a soccer ball—it was some exotic thing meant just for the girls 😁
7. Beer (this was after we’d polished off every drop of alcohol in the house except the perfume, then headed out where we got locked in some dive bar while they blasted country music and the girls started dancing on the tables 😱 )

The drinks marked with * were washed down with that aforementioned tea, which we brewed in a soup bowl using a random mix of whatever tea bags we could find. It was nasty. The color and smell were even worse than the taste 😁

vividcanyon2 said:after we basically drained every single drop of booze in the house—leaving nothing but the perfume bottles intact—and headed out to some dive bar where they ended up locking us in while we blasted country anthems and watched the girls dancing on top of the tables

Zeno, seriously, where on earth did you crash and burn yesterday? That pre-bar situation sounds like a total blast, but give me a heads-up on this specific pub if I ever find myself there, just in case the bartender decides to go full rogue with the keys and lock the doors on us.😕

Kate Garcia36 said:Zeno, seriously, where on earth did you crash and burn yesterday? Going to a bar sounds fine, but give me a heads-up if I end up there and find out the bartender is just waiting to kick me out the second I walk in.😕

No, no, no—that didn't happen yesterday. 😬 That was back during my freshman year at a college outside of Chicago. I can't even remember the name of the dive bar—maybe it was called 'The Nine.' 🤔 A guy from our class (who's actually my husband now) ended up dragging us there because he’s tight with the owner. So, honestly, I highly doubt you'll just stumble into it by accident.😁