The absolute worst music video of all time

Just caught this on MTV.
The "concept" (?) goes like this:
For over three minutes, the only thing on screen is some bald guy in his 60s doing a little dance in a tight t-shirt, messing around with a hula hoop while looking absolutely miserable. 😲 🤣

Clearly, the directors have never heard of a winning music video formula; you need eye candy and long legs.

It’s on Spotify, and the band is Sikter from Boston.

Honestly, that’s just postmodernism at work—you clearly aren't catching the vibe 😳>

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Honestly, whenever someone uses the word "disgusting" and "music video" in the same sentence, my mind immediately jumps straight to the Duran Duran music video for "Wild Boys." I don't know—there’s just something about that particular video that feels incredibly cringey to me.

I haven't really sat down to watch TV much in the last few years, so I honestly have no clue what kind of music videos are playing these days. But if I remember correctly, the absolute worst one from back when I used to follow MTV was Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy"... It was just three guys shirtless, and then they'd take turns pouring some kind of spaghetti sauce over themselves. I can't even decide if the band was more annoying, or if it was the song itself, or just that ridiculous video—but it felt like I’d run into it every single time I turned on the TV because they played it constantly. Honestly, it was pure trauma... 🙂

Has anyone seen the music video for Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round"?
Man, that is hands down the worst video ever made.

Honestly, it’s so bad that I end up laughing until I cry, so I actually watch it all the time.
What can I say? Good trash is good trash.
(And there’s nothing better than high-quality trash.)
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Blind Guardian - Mr. Sandman

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Man, let's have a moment of silence for holyman...

Susan Clark10 said:I haven't really sat down to watch TV much over the last few years—so I have zero clue what kind of music videos are rotating through the airwaves lately—but if I recall correctly, the absolute worst one from back when I actually followed MTV was Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy." It was just three guys shirtless, and then they start pouring sauce over spaghetti... I honestly can't decide if it was the band, the song, or just that bizarre video that got under my skin more—but it seemed to pop up every single time I turned on the set. Just pure, unadulterated trauma...

Guilty as charged! 😠

Keith Chavez7 said:Blind Guardian - Mr. Sandman

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That video is seriously awesome!

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Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart

Just caught this playing on VH1.
The premise: Apparently, Bonnie is some high schooler who just wants to hook up with *every* single naked gay kid in the building. At the end of this little fantasy, she hands them all their graduation diplomas.
Honestly? Bonnie, you can have them all once they actually hit legal age. 🙂

Man, what a dump. Honestly? It’s all about the vibe and whether you're feeling it in your gut.

Jason Chavez32 said:Whenever someone mentions the word "disgusting" and "music video" in the same breath, I can't help but immediately picture the video for Duran Duran's "Wild Boys." I don't know, there’s just something about that whole clip that feels totally revolting to me.

Ahhhh, you mean that total homoerotic fever dream? You've got the singer spinning around in his underwear on some giant wheel while a bunch of half-naked tribal guys—who clearly weren't trying to appeal to the average crowd looking for some actual curves!—just sprint around aimlessly...
It’s weird, isn't it? 😁

Ryan Price20 said:That is such a great spot!

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The absolute worst? It’s gotta be Joker singing "Lucifer." I don't even need to specify where you might have run into this mess; anyone who had the misfortune of witnessing it firsthand knows exactly what I'm talking about. They'll understand me perfectly.

Sir Mix-a-Lot—whatever his name is... just a total flood of big butts. You could watch that for a minute and a half straight. Honestly, it’s all just this hip-hop nonsense anyway, constantly bragging about who’s got the flashier car, the thicker gold chain, or... you know, the bigger backside, haha.

Any of them.

But whatever, I guess that’s just not fair on its own. Besides, we probably shouldn't be opening Pandora's box here by digging up all those local music videos from our favorite 90s era—you know, stuff like Ann, Emilija Kokić, and even Cetinski with that long hair...

Honestly, what kills me most is that house track by Two People where the whole video is just a guy and a girl making out in extreme close-up. I don't know, maybe it just made me lose my appetite for kissing after watching it.

New Order (pretty sure that's the name of the band) - Krafty

-whenever some kids start acting all edgy and cringey, ugh, it's just too much-

Carol Kelly74 said:Sir Mix-A-Lot—Baby Got Back, what's his name...

die a violent death 😬 😁 😬

Giuliano and the President—that whole mess on the boat where they just sit there playing cards with the exact same camera angle. Even the song feels off to me, and the music video was just way too much. 👎

I can't forget "Bitter Sweet Symphony," where that guy walks down the street bumping into everyone. Every time I watch it, I get tense, just waiting to see if someone finally takes him out for being so arrogant. 😁 And honestly, all of Prince's videos are just a total knockout.

Why are you getting so worked up, you absolute clown? Is it because you were the star attraction in that music video?
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