Beer and hormonal balance: Any experiences?

Beer and hormones

Just before New Year's, my buddies and I were hanging out, just talking
about whatever comes to mind, until one guy dropped this bombshell:
"Hey, did you guys hear that beer is loaded with female hormones?"
Since we all like to think we're amateur scientists, we decided
to see if there was any truth to that. So, we sat down and knocked back
about twenty beers (strictly for the sake of science, obviously).
Here are the results of our little experiment. After 20 rounds
of testing, we found:
A) We all gained weight.
B) We all started talking at once without actually saying anything.
C) Naturally, nobody was listening to anyone else.
D) Driving straight became a bit of a challenge.
E) It was impossible to think rationally about anything, even the
simplest stuff.
F) We flat-out denied making mistakes, even when it was obvious
that we had.
G) Every five minutes, we all headed to the restroom in a pack.

I guess the theory is proven...
BEER IS PACKED WITH FEMALE HORMONES!!

Exactly. It’s because the water they use to brew beer is absolutely loaded with female hormones. You want to know why? You already know. Ever since birth control pills became a thing about forty years ago, our groundwater has been getting totally trashed by estrogen from contraceptive runoff and sewage. It all leeches right back into the aquifers. That’s the real reason we're seeing this massive wave of "feminized" men and that ridiculous metrosexual trend taking over the world.