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Raymond Barrett12 said:Wait, what? I'm not sure I follow. What part isn't making sense? 😁 😁

I think that's just a sarcastic smiley face...

anch_io said:Give it a rest... 🙂

[SIZE=0.5]you'll be laughing about this one day... :-o[/SIZE]

It’s fine, really. I ended up sleeping with her later on, while I was wasted. 😎

She dumped me two days later once the drinking stopped. 🤣

That was a lifetime ago, but I still remember that Nirvana wasn't exactly the smartest soundtrack for a messy breakup. 😳

Susan Clark10, that's only because you don't even drink.

Kevin Chavez3 said:L, that’s just because you don't drink.

And honestly? Even when I'm stone-cold sober, I still end up making Guilty choices... I'm actually terrified to think what would happen if I had a drink in me. 😬

My life's philosophy is pretty simple: get drunk and see where the night leads you. 😁

My mandatory weekly audio scrobble

1 The Stooges 41 🙂
2 Architecture in Seattle 37
3 Let 3 35
4 Death 34
5 The Secret Service 3 28
6 The Billboard Hot 100 27
7 The Billboard Hot 100 26
8 The Billboard Hot 100 24
9 The Billboard Hot 100 23
10 The Billboard Hot 100 22

It's a bit of a bummer that I'm just not feeling The Astronauts lately

Susan Clark10 said:And honestly, even when I’m stone-cold sober, I still seem to pick the Guilty ones...

My personal philosophy is a bit different: "Let's choose the wrong things, rather than being wrong!" 😁

Kevin Chavez3 said:I haven’t realized anything sober in my entire life. 😳

Honestly, I haven’t had a single sober realization either—not that I’ve ever actually met anyone while sober.🙄 I still remember how brutal the light feels when you walk from the patio at an Apple store into the building and suddenly realize what you're looking at in the mirror.🙂

It’s not like I haven't tried being sober; it's just that I usually end up drunk again before I can make sense of anything.🙂

Kevin Chavez3 said:I haven't been sober a single day in my entire life. 😳

pure chaos😳 😳

It’s honestly no surprise, considering you’re always wasted whenever you’re out😉

Zachary Bishop82 said:I honestly can't remember a single thing from when I was sober—actually, I don't think I've ever been fully sober either.🙄 I still remember how blindingly bright the light felt when you stepped back inside from the terrace at Apple, just seeing the mess you'd made of things.🙂

But it’s not like I haven't tried staying sober—it’s just that, well, I usually end up drunk again before I know it.🙂

Down at the swamp, they kill all the lights in the clubs so you can't see your own hand in front of your face. No risk, no fun, right?😁

KSI said:It’s no wonder you’re always drunk when you go out.😉

Give me a break.
I was perfectly well-behaved this past Saturday.😛

Being polite is overrated 🙄

Kevin Chavez3 said:being polite is overrated 🙄

honestly, if I keep being this polite, it’s going to be the death of me.

Kevin Chavez3 said:Being polite sucks🙄

Look, Chavez, you’re honestly one of the most approachable people I’ve met at the office lately...

1 + 1 = 2

Chavez sucks. 👍

Zachary Bishop82 said:I haven't been sober a single time in my life, let alone caught anything while I was actually sober.🙄

Care 🙏

Saw you in action down in Key West... good grief. 😁

Like that time you stumbled over your own feet trying to corner that hen while chasing the other one running away from the coop... 🙏

Alex Scott22 said:Kevin Chavez3 🙏

Saw you out there working in Key West... good grief 😁

And remember when you stood all "bear-like" over that chicken trying to grab the other one that was bolting away from you at the dive bar... 🙏

Then there’s Feko and his crew taking on those catering girls at Ribafish Jr.’s birthday bash? 🙏 Absolute legends!

Honestly, I don't even bother trying... people would just start making up legends about my useless attempts to get some kind of action...

Alex Scott22 said:Care 🙏

Caught you in action down in Key West... good grief. 😁

Remember when you went all "bear mode" on that hen just because you were trying to grab another one that was making a break for it from the coop? 🙏

I don't know how it happens, but my drinking sessions usually end up in the hall of fame of legendary benders.🙂
What am I supposed to do when I'm a total party animal?🙂

stormyviper11 said:So, Feko and his partner taking on the catering crew at Ribafish Jr.'s birthday bash? 🙏 Absolute legends.

I'm trying to picture that dynamic duo... pure HC energy right there.🙏

stormyviper11 said:So, Feko and his crew taking on the catering staff at little Ribafish's birthday bash? 🙏 Total legends!

It was a riot—even if he did get a bit too carried away, spilling beer all over my back, breaking a glass, and soaking Ribafish's rug in the process.🙂

Mr. Wrong said:Being polite is trash 🙄

🤣 says wrong, this guy always goes for the most dramatic exits ever 😁 😁