Personal Top Lists & Rankings

lonebison37 said:hm hm—looks like you missed all the subtext in my comment from yesterday. fine, I'll just throw in a slimy, patronizing smiley face 😉 plus one that says I'm feeling slightly awkward, like 😳

guess I might be missing something here 🤔

🙂

Alex Rogers91 said:🙂 some pathetic, emo little wimp!!!

As for those people you claim are "chasing glory," you degenerate pig, they've always been screwing better people than me, and probably better than you too. Go jerk off to Meryl Streep and shut your mouth...

You absolute joke, looking at them, I wouldn't say they're screwing anyone, let alone men. God damn it, Ivica, seriously...

Basil said:scarlett

🙂 falls right there in the shots

Just to defend the ladies for a second—I think Robin Williams6 is way more attractive than the guy chasing after pastries.
Honestly, the pastry thing is just a bad look. Not even a mustache could save him.

1. Jean Gabin
2. Robert De Niro
3. Russell Crowe

I haven't exactly memorized every single credit in their filmographies, but there were definitely moments where I found myself completely captivated by their screen presence...

gentlepuma20 said:Just to defend the women here for a second, I actually think Robin Williams6 is way more attractive than that guy obsessed with finding a breakfast burrito.
The whole obsession with breakfast burritos is just pathetic; honestly, even a great mustache wouldn't save him.

Thanks, babe.
I knew his ass was bringing something decent to the table.

The definitive ranking of actual men on this forum:
1. Kejos
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.
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absolutely nobody

The ultimate ranking of the 20th century's greatest inventions

1. the Walkman
2. penicillin

...and that’s about all there is to say😬

Daniel Bailey7 said:the ultimate list of the 20th century's greatest inventions

1. the Walkman
2. penicillin

...and that’s pretty much the whole thing, I suppose... 😬

Oh, and there is one more you really ought to discover, my friend—Prozac. 😁

The absolute best invention ever made

1. A high-end burger patty press

punk
lsd
and America😛

The star of the mayonnaise world.

Sean Lee7 said:1. a meat grinder for making sliders

Michael, man, you’re actually pretty solid.

Location: local burger joint/McDonald's

Soundtrack: Suede, Smiths & Morrissey, Xiu Xiu, The Decemberists, and hopefully Ride, etc.

Cool.
But honestly, you'll ruin his whole vibe if you decide to go on a diet and become a vegetarian one day.

vividcanyon2 said:check this out:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112130/

and everything will make sense 😁--I mean, truly clear itself up--

I'll see your Pride & Prejudice and raise you a Valmont—which is, in my estimation, the most beautiful image ever created. 😍 😍

I have no desire to convince other women (or even anti-heroines) of Colin's irresistible charm. Doing so would simply lead to more time—and far too much sitting—spent glued to the TV during a Pride & Prejudice marathon. 🙂

Douglas Taylor4 said:Michael, the guy is actually great.

Location: local burger joint/McDonald's

Soundtrack: Suede, Smiths & Morrissey, Xiu Xiu, The Decemberists, hopefully Ride, etc.

Cool.
You'll ruin him if you decide to go on a diet and become a vegetarian one day...

Even if I were a vegetarian, I wouldn't start a diet until July...😁

halijen said:The definitive list of real men on this forum:
1. Kejos

🙏

My personal top pick for the best pork rinds in the world:
1. authentic Southern-style cracklings 🙂 🙂

And here are the top 5 instruments I’d probably splurge on if I hit the jackpot:

1. a Fender Bass VI baritone guitar
just so I can be the undisputed king of the opossums
2. a Travis Bean bass
honestly, long live aluminum!
3. a Rickenbacker 4001 🙂
4. a Fender Jazz Bass
5. a Fender Mustang Bass

Robin Williams6 said:The definitive ranking of actual men on this forum:
1. Keaton
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literally nobody else

Finally, a list we can all actually get behind.
Remember that time Keaton ran into Ariana Grande over at Importante and asked if he could borrow some cash to beef up his bank account? 😂
He was headed to some wedding and didn't want to deal with small change—not a hundred bucks here or there—he wanted to handle it like a boss.
Total legend.
Carl.

stormyviper11 said:Can we please just agree on one single list for once in our lives?
There was this one time Keaton ran into Ariana Grande over at Importante and asked if he could chip in some cash to help out his buddy... 😂
The guy was heading to a wedding and didn't want to deal with small change, handing over hundreds at a time like a total boss.
Legend.
Carl.

Anyway, here's a transcript of his conversation with that sixty-year-old lady from the office:
Her: Oh my gosh, Jerry, how are you doing?
Jerry: Just shaving for a punk show, damn. My sideburns are practically hitting the ceiling.
Her: So you're doing well then?
Jerry: I'm killing it.
Her: Are you going full anarchy?
Jerry: Yeah, totally brutal.
🤣 🤣 🤣

Narantxa said:🙏
1. a Fender Bass VI baritone guitar

🙂 guys and guitars, oh man, just... men...

pet said:I'll take your P&P and raise you a valmont and the best photo ever 😍 😍

Look, I'm not trying to convince other women (or any anti-personas, for that matter) how irresistible Colin is. Honestly? It just means more room for me to sit there and obsess over him during a P&P marathon without anyone breathing down my neck. 🙂

Do you have the P&P 😲 recorded? What file format is it? I need a copy! And when is this marathon happening? Count me in. 😍

My computer won't even let me open that gorgeous 😢