Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Raymond Barrett12 said:The top 4 things I'm "looking forward to" before Zacarias...

I’m honestly just so fed up with the attitude some of these retail workers have lately. It’s like, "Who do you think you're talking to? You're buying your damn gifts from me, aren't you?" Seriously, the sheer nerve of it...
🙂

There’s something kind of beautiful about growing up in a pagan household. It all centers around that tradition of picking out gifts right after Christmas is over, since everyone actually celebrates the New Year instead...🙂

vividcanyon2 said:And then you start making those "oh my god, what would I do to them" lists 🙂

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I spent all night doing exactly that 😈

and honestly, it felt pretty great at the time 😈 😈

but unfortunately, I woke up this morning and everything was back to square one..

My #1 list of unpublished personal nonsense:

Susan Clark10's "What I'd do to them" list

This reminds me of a conversation I had about 15 years ago standing outside a hotel in San Francisco with this buddy of mine who just had this pathological need to comment on every single hot girl that walked past us. A little snippet of the dialogue:

friend: - Look at her, man! What would you do to her!!!
stormyviper11 (stays silent)
one minute later
friend: - Joeoooo! Uuuuuuuu! God, she is gorgeous! What would you do to her!
stormyviper11 (stays silent)
a bit later
friend: - Check out those breasts! What would you do to her!
stormyviper11 (stays silent)
some time after that
friend: - Look at those legs! What would you do to her! What would you do to her!
stormyviper11 (in a quiet voice): - Can I ask you something?
friend: - Go ahead.
stormyviper11: - What *would* you do to her?
friend (confused): Well... I'd fuck her.
stormyviper11 (getting annoyed): Well, yeah, so would I! Anyone normal would! So, seriously, JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
😍 🙂 I really am terrible at dealing with people... 🙂

stormyviper11 said:The ultimate list of unpublished personal rankings:
1. Susan Clark10's "What I Would Do To Them" list

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Look, I promise I'll post it once I'm in a better mood... given how I'm feeling today, it's hard to imagine myself doing anything at all.. 😁

Susan Clark10 said:I spent the entire night grinding through that😈

and I felt absolutely amazing😈 😈

but then I woke up this morning and everything was back to square one..

My trick is to just cut through the noise—focus on my top three priorities and then map out exactly what I’m doing for everyone else. Like, deep dive levels of detail.😈 🙂

Then during the day, I'll take little breaks to run around in Unreal Tournament during a killing spree, yelling "headshot!" and "rampage!" at the top of my lungs. Honestly? It works wonders for the mood.😈 😈 🙂🙂

My number one pick from this list is actually playing the villain in the first 😍 🙂

joaquin 🙂

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gentlepuma20 said:my top pick from this list is actually playing the villain in the first 😍 🙂

I would actually slot him into my number two spot. 😍

As for the top spot—that has been held by Mr. Darcy or Valmont for quite some time now. 🙂

brightridge19 said:Mr. Darcy/Valmont has been sitting at number one for years now—it's an absolute streak. 🙂

Ugh, are you seriously taking shots at him? 🙂 😍

vividcanyon2 said:Whew, are you aiming that at me? 🙂 😍

Well, who else would I be talking to? 😍 😕

I honestly don't want to discuss anything regarding men with you—every single time we try, things just end up getting far too heated... 😬

Congress is a joke 😬

Well, lucky them. My number one pick is probably just chilling at home with some girl right now, totally unbothered that I'm putting him on a top list like this. 🙂

But hey, my number three was out there acting like he owned the place last night around 11 PM. 😈

Yeah, my number one is out there somewhere in New York right now, living his best life with his wife and kid. And honestly? Let him enjoy it. 😍

vividcanyon2 Asks:
My number one is out there somewhere enjoying life in New York with his wife and kid. Honestly, let him enjoy it. 😍

I wouldn't want my guy to have to deal with that. 😈

I see that guy sitting at number one on both of those "man, what would I do to them" lists 😬

well, this one... yeah 😬

chickens 😁
five, please—just give him back intact... he’s already got enough to deal with from this one scar above his lip 🙂

"so, tell me, what've you been getting into lately, busy little bee?" 🙂 🙂 🙂

gentlepuma20 said:idiots 😁
five chickens—please just give him back unharmed... that one scar above his lip is more than enough 🙂

you gotta look out for your own 😬

What a complete joke of a circus. ☕

lonebison37 said:What a complete joke. ☕

Yeah, they pissed me off too... Honestly, they have no idea what I'd actually do to them if I had the chance... 😬 😈