Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Samuel Murphy6 said:And there goes the Ford, man... just typical 🙂

But this guy? Now he’s a real professional. Calm, well-off, actually has his life together... ☕
😍

oktopod said:😲 Well, that’s clearly a black long-haired Golden Retriever.

I honestly doubt it's a Flat-Coated Retriever, assuming that was even what they were aiming for.

ya:raan said:@ wrong:

Look, some of them can be absolute garbage, but you really have to try that one—what was it called? That weirdly named one from the old settlement? The chicken is incredible, honestly life-changing. I grabbed some last Sunday near the downtown area, and man, once you taste it, you just get it.

I gave it a shot today, and honestly, I couldn't even break the ice with them.

Don't even bother.
Just five tiny pieces of chicken on a totally mediocre crust. Served with corn 😲

If you're calling it in, the go-to pizza place is obviously going to stay Pizza Hut. 😍

pule 🙂 said:The absolute worst "comedians" out there:

1. Pretty much every stand-up comic
2. Bob Saget
3. Those cheesy New Year's Eve variety shows from when I was a kid... 😠
4. Mirko Fodor
5. Al Bundy

The irony? The greatest stand-up ever—Bill Hicks—would probably drive you into a deep depression before he actually made you laugh... but I guess that’s just part of his genius.

analogharbor442 said:Well, there goes the dream, I guess. Just typical. 🙂

And here we have Ms. Vega herself. 😍

The seven lowest depths of musical expression

1. R&B
2. MTV-style dancehall and ragga
3. Mexican-style turbo-folk
4. Trance-pop
5. Sterile, white-bread fusion
6. Fat wreck punk
7. Post-grunge

analogharbor442 said:I suspect it might actually be a flat-coated retriever—if that’s what you were getting at...

Look, the dog definitely has brains—it's got spirit! My only real concern is that white patch on its belly... honestly, that shouldn't be there. 😁

All these pups are gorgeous. Even boldscout72's looks great—doesn't even smell, for once.

The big ones are just next level 😍

analogharbor442 said:The seven lowest forms of musical expression

1. R&B
2. MTV dancehall/ragga
3. Dirty South turbo-pop
4. Trance-pop
5. Sterile white fusion
6. Fat wreck punk
7. Post-grunge

What's wrong with dirty South turbo-pop?😕

Go ahead then—be a dear and explain to us exactly what "sterile white fusion" is supposed to mean.

ruggedcrane22 said:What's wrong with some classic country music?😕

Go ahead—give us your brilliant explanation of what exactly constitutes this "sterile white fusion" you're talking about.

The problem is that it’s just plain inferior to the old-school legends...
Sterile fusion? You mean guys like Rybdal, Metheny, or Frisell...
If you're a fusion fanatic, then let's not even bother arguing—I have zero interest in a one-sided debate fueled by Dream Theater fans. 🙂

(I'll just stick to quoting those guys from the record store who claim "it's all just elevator music." 🙂)

gentlepuma20 said:these guys are beyond redemption😍

the ultimate curse:

1. may your pockets always be empty!

analogharbor442 said:Sapcu just lacks what makes those old-school folk singers work... he's simply inferior to them.
Sterile fusion? I'm talking Rypdal, Metheny, Frisell, and that whole crowd...
If you're a fusion fanatic... then there's no point in debating this. I won't engage in my usual one-sided, Dream Theater-style argument. 🙂

(I'll just quote my colleagues from that "lift music for snobs" discotheque 🙂)

Regarding Sapcu, I was thinking more along the lines of whether there's any actual good country-pop out there. When it comes to fusion, I got nervous because we're talking about legends like Zawinul, Pastorius, McLaughlin, or Corea. Though, I do enjoy the fusion styles of Frisell and Costello.

Raymond Barrett12 said:

😍 😍 😍

by the way analogharbor442, I really think Frissel is a positive influence 😁

Nicholas King62 said:The absolute best insult ever:

1. You total piece of garbage!

🙄
That was forced.
Seriously—you can do much better than that.
😁

Nicholas Perez33 said:😍 😍 😍

Don't you worry about a thing—I'll take you for a little stroll around the neighborhood myself... 😁

My absolute favorite towels:

1. This red one from Levellers—straight up takes the number one spot on my list, just like FGTH! 😲 It goes for 17 bucks on their site, so I basically snagged mine for half off,



2. That spa trip vibe—my friend from Bihać came to visit me out on Maui, and she was sweet enough to gift this to me (said she had two). Total old-school nostalgia... makes me feel like baba Papuška in "How I Was Systematically Destroyed by Idiots."

3. Los Angeles Dodgers—picked this up when I first moved to New York City. I was only 11, so it meant a lot back then. Got it at the Los Angeles Dodgers shop in the Oktogon. Honestly, I don't even care about soccer or the team anymore, but the towel is still special to me.

4. A tiny little thing with a penguin on an ice floe—I used that one all through elementary school. Still got it lying around somewhere.

5. A big blue beach towel with a motocross rider mid-jump. My brother found it at some caves, covered in resin and looking rough, but he brought it home anyway and cleaned it up...

Come on, at least you could have cleaned the scanner at the office...

stormyviper11 said:My absolute favorite towels:

1. That big pink Hello Kitty one—perfect for the beach.
2. A small light blue Hello Kitty one, strictly for the gym.
3. An even smaller version of the light blue Hello Kitty one.
4. Just a plain peach-colored one I picked up at Target.
5. One from my buddy Ivan back in Athens, and honestly? It’s still dirty.😍

crimsonfalcon17 said:Come on, at least you finally cleaned out the scanner at the office...

Look, there’s actually a thing called the official Levellers website, and it has photos of all the merch they sell at shows. Works just fine on both sides of the Mississippi River...

My top ten comics

Valiant (totally seamless), just the stuff by Hal, though I think Murphy sucks
Corto Maltese
Axel Moonshine, also known as Aster Blistok
Jeremiah and basically everything else by Hermann
Blueberry and pretty much anything from Mobius
Torpedo
Modesty Blaise (definitely the ultimate babe)
Rank Xerox
Conan - must be Buscema to be an Eye candy Spiderman
Spiderman

It's a bit of a mess down there, but Valiant is definitely number one for me