Personal Top Lists & Rankings

gentlepuma20 said:it's pretty obvious 😛

I figured someone (specifically you) would have to comment on my appearance eventually. But I've got an answer for everything. I pick a new sport for every stage of life. Right now, I'm just competing against myself to see how much food I can actually finish.

Sean Lee7 said:Every stage of life needs its own sport. Right now, I’m just competing against myself to see how much food I can pack away.

🙏

I see you. You're just built a little lean, but as my grandmother used to say: "That's what real men look like." She raised me the same way. 😁
'Watch out for the people who blow away in a light breeze.' 🙂

hollowangler68 said:🙏

I see what you mean. You're just a little rough around the edges. My grandma used to say, "That's what a real man looks like." She raised me the same way... 😁
'Damn, people, a slightly stronger wind might actually blow you away' 🙂

I feel the same way. It doesn't bother me personally. But a new problem is starting to pop up. I can barely fit into any of my jeans right now. My cousin is getting married next month, and I need to drop at least a couple of pounds before then. I have no intention of buying a whole new wardrobe just for one wedding party.🙂

Pants aren't really the issue here.
People honestly don't believe me when I tell them I weigh about 210 lbs, mostly because my stomach isn't nearly as big as you'd expect for that weight.
My real struggle is finding shirts and button-downs that actually fit; my back, shoulders, and chest are massive—turns out those four years of competitive swimming during puberty really left their mark.🙂

hollowangler68 said:pants aren't really the issue for me.
People don't believe me when I say I weigh 190 lbs, mostly because my stomach isn't as big as you'd expect for that weight.
The real struggle is finding shirts that fit. My back, shoulders, and chest are huge—four years of competitive swimming back in my early teens definitely left its mark. 🙂

You're just one of those people whose weight distributes perfectly. Everything goes straight to my gut. I honestly envy people who carry it more evenly. 😁

Just go buy one of those magic gadgets they’re always peddling on local TV news😁

Anyway, to prevent this thread from becoming an absolute desert, here’s a quick list

The top 5 vegetables

1. Tomato (some "experts" claim it’s technically a fruit, but in my book, it's a vegetable. Period.)
2. Onion (especially green onions)
3. Zucchini
4. Bell pepper
5. Lettuce

Where do olives fall😕? I know they aren't vegetables, but calling them fruit just feels wrong to me.

gentlepuma20 said:running for 6 minutes 😱

is nothing compared to running for 12 minutes.

Supposedly that was some brand new training regimen—and honestly, I think our coach was the only one who ever actually bothered to run us through it.

:resigned:

Sean Lee7 said:Physical laws are my reality. I am an athlete.

🙂
I was the best goalie in my school, no joke. 😁
But apparently, even a light breeze can knock me off balance. 😢

Things I’d do if I were a multi-millionaire

- Buy the Warriors and become the next LeBron James.
- Fund the restoration of every single historic facade in my hometown (because right now, it looks like a total wreck 😠).
- Take a luxury tour through outer space.
- Launch a TV network dedicated exclusively to music, sports, and adult programming.😁
- Finance a deep-sea expedition to the Mariana Trench—who knows what kind of monsters are lurking down there?
- Learn to fly and buy a little Cessna; just something old and beat up so I can live the Mister Moto life.
- Buy a controlling stake in somewhere like Anheuser-Busch or Smithfield Foods (if I control the beer and the bacon, I basically rule the world 😁).

Mr. Wrong said:Anyway, it’s pretty funny how you can't find any common ground in this whole "crew" of ours—age, personality, music taste, gender, religion, background—it’s all over the place. But honestly? Usually, all you have to say is: "They were the kids who failed gym class." 😁

Who would've thought the answer was hidden in a detail like that (hint: we're talking about the elitism within the Kset crew)😁 😁 😁
Well, there you go—everything finally makes sense now
Kudos to Mr. Wrong👍

hollowangler68 said:Those damn five laps around the high school track absolutely wrecked me. I went from ninety pounds to feeling like my lungs were trashed from all the nicotine and THC. Total coma mode.

Is that those famous six minutes?

Anyway, thanks for reminding me about bowling. My ball would probably just roll straight into my feet every single time. One time I actually managed to throw it three feet past the lane. Yeah, right. 🙂

Sean Lee7 said:Same here. Honestly, I don't care, but it’s starting to become an actual issue for me. I can barely squeeze into my jeans right now. My cousin is getting married next month, and if I don't drop at least five pounds by then, I'm gonna have to buy a whole new wardrobe just for one wedding. Not happening. 🙂

You're overthinking it. Just put on a kilt and call it a day. 🙂

Men in kilts. 😍

Carol Jackson45 said:Honestly, you’re making this way more complicated than it needs to be. Just put on a kilt. 🙂
Men in kilts 😍

I'm guessing you're always sitting front row at every single Belfast food concert, aren't you?😁

Raymond Barrett12 said:So I guess you're always front row at every Belfast food show?😁

Oh, definitely. 😈

They don't wear anything underneath 🙂

The number one celebrity I genuinely intended to hit on:

1. Nancy Brlek

Back at a club in Chicago, during the after-party following an FNM concert, I spent the entire night staring her down, praying she’d turn around and catch my Casanova gaze. 😁
Naturally, she didn't. 😁
To be honest, besides hoping for some eye contact, I didn't have the guts to do anything else—I was basically just a kid back then, barely out of middle school.
But hey, intentions are what count.

😵 😵 😵

Carol Jackson45 said:You're overthinking this. Just wear a kilt. 🙂

Men in kilts 😍

Man, damn... I never thought of that. My nephew's future in-laws would probably have a heart attack if they saw him in one. 😁

Top 5 ways to drink a Coca-Cola

1. From a vending machine
2. From a can
3. From a glass bottle
4. From a two-liter plastic bottle
5. From a one-liter plastic bottle

Sean Lee7 said:The top 5 ways to drink a Coke

1. Just don't drink it if you can help it.
2. Pour it out down the drain.
3. Mix it with booze at a 10:1 ratio.
4. Drink it while looking totally disgusted.
5. Use a glass with a hole in the bottom.

hollowangler68 said:Things I’d actually do if I were a multi-millionaire

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- Learn how to fly and buy a little plane—nothing fancy, just a beat-up old thing so I could live out my Mister No fantasies.
- Buy a controlling stake in somewhere like Anheuser-Busch or maybe a massive ranching outfit (basically, become the king of beer and beef, which is essentially being master of the universe).😁

I have to admit, Mister No was my very first teenage crush.
🙂

um... 🙂 I didn't exactly ace the physical. Not my style. 🙂

Top ten hits by Whitney Houston
01. Dalmatian coast through my eyes
02. If you leave me
03. You stayed the same
04. Someone else unbinds her hair
05. Everyone's singing, but I can't hear them
06. I have no reason left to live
07. Everyone knows me back home
08. You are the song of my soul
09. It’s been ages since I cried over you
10. I never loved anyone like this

Damn, limiting it to ten was a struggle.

Carol Jackson45 said:😍 😍 😍

The absolute worst PE drills:

The 5th field
The 4th field with those annoying hurdles
The 3rd field with the hurdles and the heavy equipment (that massive obstacle)
The 2nd field out in the open sun
The 1st field right outside the ground-floor classrooms while people are actually trying to study😲

Honestly, I didn't hate gym class that much, but some of those specific things... just NOPE. Absolute nightmare fuel. 🙂

I assume you guys actually did some real physical training 😲 😲 whereas I just stuck to soccer, basketball, volleyball, and maybe those five laps around the track once a year, if I was lucky.

My favorite subjects:

1. Physics
2. Math
3. Sociology
4. Philosophy
5. History