5 tips on friendship, but only the best ones

I can't believe people have actually forgotten this track... It’s basically

If you need a buddy to wipe away those tears,
if you need a buddy who speaks soft, even softer,
if you need a buddy who can read the worry on your face,
if you need a buddy who’s always asking how you are...
just call me, no matter the hour
just call me and I'll be right there
just call me so I can give you strength
my love, don't stay all alone

(I'm not home right now to dig out the record and listen back, so there's a chance I might have tripped up on the order or some of the lyrics)...

(New) Elvis Presley - Honorary Salute

😬

Another way to put it—just reach out to me
A steamroller—exactly like you
Billy Joel—play me those old classics
The Beach Boys—for the good old days

etc., etc. 😁

Elvis Presley - Blue Suede Shoes

How on earth could I have forgotten this absolute, untouchable classic:
Xenia - my best friend
🥳
my best friend
she is just so gorgeous
my best friend
she is just so gorgeous
I am so incredibly proud
she is just so gorgeous
I am so incredibly proud
men can't help but turn their heads when she walks by
I am so incredibly proud
men can't help but turn their heads
for my best friend
men are turning their heads

men want to lay their hands on her
men want to hide her away
from me
men want to dream about her
men want to sleep with her
without me being there

khm.🙄

Šarlo Akrobata - Love Story (I mean, you really know if you're soulmates when you can survive the boring daily grind together, right?)

Elvis Presley - Why Love Hurts (A pretty depressing attempt at finding that one compassionate, gentle person who actually gets you)

Electric Orgasm - Stains (A sad little tale about those massive, unbridgeable gaps between two people)

Mirela, you’re a total dream
you're a fantasy
you're like a bright summer day

Oops! My bad! Just realized I completely missed the mark here. This thread is supposed to be about friendship, and I just went full-on romantic poem on you. My mistake!

Thompson - friend

"...friends, I find myself thinking of you all quite often,
these are not easy times for us..."