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gentlepuma20 said:when they aren't repeating anything except for Bonjour 🙂

And "mange dieu"? Or however you spell it. You aren't really paying attention. But hey, at least you're laughing at everything... 😁

Carol Jackson45 said:The 10 most annoying things ever broadcasted on TV:

7. Normophobia.

I’d say normophobia is pure insanity, but if you’re wasted and hanging out with a group of other drunks, it might actually trigger bouts of uncontrollable laughter.

Anyway, my top 3 absolute nonsense moments on network TV:

1. That one local news anchor who just won't stop talking. 🙏 🙏 🙏
2. That guy acting like a prophet—long hair, big beard, standing on some random cliff by a beach with his arms wide open... total legend.
3. That doctor peddling some weird cream or back brace, sitting in a corner and talking, looking like he’s been dead for several years.

hollowangler68 said:2. That one guy who looks like some kind of prophet—long hair, beard, standing on a rock at the beach with his arms wide open... absolute legend.

3. That elderly doctor promoting some cream or a back brace, just sitting in the corner talking, looking like he’s been dead for years...

2. Horus Hay!!!!

3. Dr. Jack Levine!!!

Carol Jackson45 said:9. Did anyone happen to be looking for me?

Blasphemy again! ☕

Robin Diaz4 said:The absolute worst part is when people try to compare me to her. It happens way too often. 🙂
Like, "Joe, you're basically just like Dorothy from that old sitcom!"

Like, seriously? You're adorable. Those two are straight-up nightmare fuel... you've got less in common with them than I do with Sylvester Stallone's mom. 🙂

top 3 horror women:
1. Jackie Stallone
2. Jackie Stallone 2. Jocelyne Wildenstein
3. Sandra

hollowangler68 said:3. that old doctor advertising some cream or waist trainer or whatever—he just sits there talking, but he looks like he's been dead for years.

so, I guess that means the waist trainer actually works.😁

Sean Lee7 said:You aren't paying attention. But hey, at least you laugh at everything.😁

Excuse me? Me?🙂
How many times do I have to say it—it's Mr. Horus. We love you, Horus Hay!🙏

Well, here you go -

gentlepuma20 said:How many times do I have to say it? It’s MR. HORUS. We love you, Mr. Horus Hay... 🙏

Seriously though. I'm asking for forgiveness.

My top 4 pairs of socks...

1. Blue ones, specifically for cycling
2. Black and gray ones with Garfield on them
3. White athletic ones with the two stripes at the top
4. Dark blue ones with red diamonds

Carol Jackson45 said:What on earth are you talking about?! You’re being way too sweet, and honestly, a couple of those are straight-up nightmare fuel... You have about as much to do with them as I do with Sylvester Stallone's mother. 🙂

Honestly, I’m sitting here with tears welling up in my eyes... 😍
🙂

Mr. Horus is basically just another persona. He goes by some other name too, but I can't quite wrap my head around him 😳

It's like some ancient Pharaoh figure 🤔

The definitive ranking of Red Guy's alter egos:

1. Rear Admiral Floyd
2. Seymour Butts 🙂
3. Baron Von Neinlederhosen

Nicholas King62 said:Mr. Horus Hay has a split personality. He goes by another name too, but I can't stand him... 😳

Some Pharaoh thing... 🤔

Top tier Red Guy personas:

1. Rear Admiral Floyd
2. Seymour Butts 🙂
3. Baron Von Neinlederhosen

A bit off-topic. I had a dream last night that you passed away. I wanted to get some concrete to pour over your grave. Not for you specifically, though—I was heading toward the business school to grab some leftover concrete from an existing site, thinking you'd appreciate the joke. As I'm pouring it, some guy walks by. We start talking and he tells me we've met before, but that I was drunk and forced him to eat some sandwich. I tried to apologize, but he just said it didn't matter, that he understood how people change when they drink. That's when I woke up.

My top 5 Bond girls

1. Ursula Andress (I know, I know—it’s a cliché, but let’s face it, she was something else)
2. Barbra Streisand
3. Britt Ekland
4. Tanya Roberts
5. Denise Richards

Top 2 Black-and-White buddy cop movies

1. 48 Hours
2. Another 48 Hours
😁

Why don't they make movies like that anymore?😕

My top 5 Schwarzenegger masterpieces

1. Red Heat (Arnold Schwarzenegger 🙏 🙏 🙏)
2. Commando
3. Conan
4. Predator
5. Raw Deal

Sean Lee7 said:A bit of an off-topic detour here. I had this bizarre dream last night where you passed away. My intention wasn't anything malicious; I actually wanted to set up a little memorial service for you, but instead of doing it properly, I found myself standing outside the local community college's business school trying to pour out some kind of commemorative liquid from a flask, thinking you’d appreciate the gesture. As I’m standing there pouring, this guy walks by—just a random passerby—and we strike up a conversation. He tells me he actually knows me from before, claiming we'd met already, but that back then I was completely wasted and had been aggressively forcing him to eat a sandwich. I tried to apologize, but he just shrugged it off, saying it didn't matter because he understood how much people can change once they start drinking. That’s when I woke up.

I’m going to have to issue you a cease and desist order. Who gave you permission to use my likeness in your dreams, let alone in such a ridiculous fashion? 😁

Honestly, setting up a memorial at a business school 😠

Sean Lee7 said:...and if I wanted to grab some gravy for a grave. Not for you though, just heading over to the business school to pour out some gravy from a local spot...
...or if I forced someone to eat a sandwich with it...

Beautiful dream. Truly. 😍

Sorry, Nicholas King62, but I actually dig it. 😁 Just ignore the little detail where you're the main character. 😬

Nicholas King62 said:I mean, there's a massive economic 😠

Does any kind of economic bubble actually exist? I can't think of one right now...

Ponor said:My top 5 musicians I’d love to invite to bed:

Hehe, what a fun list!👍

1. I probably shouldn't say... is this forum being read?😁
2. Anthony Kiedis
3. Scott McCloud
4. Campino
5. Jarvis Cocker (because I have a thing for geeks 😍 )

Top 5 favorite things at my University:
1. Urban Sociology
2. Sociology of Migration
3. Contemporary Sociological Theory
4. Abstract Art
5. Art Today

Top 10 books I could reread every single day:

1. Nick Hornby—High Fidelity
2. Haruki Murakami—Sputnik Sweetheart
3. Haruki Murakami—South of the Border, West of the Sun
4. Robert Hellenga—Fathers and Daughters
5. Robert Hellenga—Sixteen Pleasures
6. Hanif Kureishi—The Buddha of Suburbia
7. Jeanette Winterson—Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit
8. Gabriel García Márquez—One Hundred Years of Solitude
9. Aldous Huxley—Brave New World
10. Kebra—Promise Me, Please

Sean Lee7 said:Does any kind of study guide actually exist for the economics exam? I can't seem to think of one right now.

I honestly have no clue, since I've never actually stepped foot in that department.😳

Our top 12 favorite old-school Americanisms (mostly borrowed from German) 😍

1 stimei-style
2 screwdriver
3 cashier
7 handrail
8 shrubbery
9 trickster
10 windbreaker
11 fuse box
12 crooked
13 makeshift
14 vise
15 to fight

Michael Newman50 said:A little off-topic here, I guess—had this absolutely bizarre dream last night where you actually kicked the bucket. And get this, I was trying to find some kind of urn for your grave... but not really for you, per se, I was just heading over toward the economics building at NYU to try and pour out some leftover ashes from an old jar, thinking maybe you'd appreciate the dark joke. So there I am, pouring, and this guy walks by—just some random dude—and we start talking, and he tells me he actually knows me! He claims we met before, but apparently, I was totally wasted and kept forcing him to eat some greasy deli sandwich. I tried to apologize, obviously, but he just shrugs it off, saying he gets it—that people change when they've had a few too many. That’s when I woke up.

🙂 🤣

George Washington said:Top 12 of our favorite old-school Americanisms (aka those weird German leftovers) 😍

Someone give me a translation for this one :cvil: