Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Jason Chavez32 said:Seriously though, how do you even "earn" a platform?... 🤔

You'll make it by just wearing the basics... 😁
I once had a pair of those and made my money back on them. But if you tried to run into them, you'd probably end up with a concussion. That’s just what John says—that they don't even make those old cowboy boots anymore. Though, they might have modernized the design lately, so maybe the quality is better now. I'm talking about the classic styles from back in '91...

Top 5 most hated Madonnas and Child paintings (roughly chronological):

1. Michelangelo and Raphael
2. Michelangelo and Raphael
3. Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, and Rembrandt
4. Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, and Rembrandt
5. Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, and Rembrandt

Carol Jackson45 said:Here are five Madonna and Child paintings that I just can't stand (roughly in chronological order):

1. Cimabue
2. Masaccio
3. Fra Filippo Lipi
4. Giovanni Bellini
5. Tizian

Is anyone actually planning on making a remake of Corpse 4? 🤔

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anti-person said:rycka tactatypra 😉

Keyboardist? 🙂

Albums from great bands that are almost unlistenable:

1. Butthole Surfers - Electric Larryland
2. Minutemen - 3 Way Tie
3. Descendents - Enjoy
4. Gang of Four - Mall
5. Public Image Ltd - That What Is Not
6. Bad Religion - Into the Unknown
7. Fear - More Beer

I’d throw in "Oddities, Abnormalities and Curiosities" by Circle Jerks—easily the worst punk album in History. 🙂

Then there's Butthole Surfers with "TV Star"... 🙂

Kristina, la-la-la-la Kristina... 😍

... and they really went overboard with "3-Way Tie." 🙄

art vandeley said:Here are the top 5 fashion crimes I’d actually pull off if I had half the courage of most people:

1. Espadrilles
2. Socks with sandals (you know, like some retired guy in Florida)
3. A puffy shirt (that classic Seinfeld episode)
4. Blue rubber clogs for the beach
5. A Stetson hat (think Big Van vibes)

And the TOP 5 hairstyles that should honestly be illegal:

1. Fuca
2. Tina Turner hair paired with Brooke Shields eyebrows
3. 3. techno-squirrel
4. Blue highlights on a short guy's haircut
5. 5. Kokotica

Kevin Chavez3 said:TOTAL TRASH 😬

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE 😁

red wave said:is anyone actually making 4. naked body? 🤔

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Yeah. I'm keeping it ready for every nine-month cycle since 2003. 😁 😁 😁

Top 5 dumbest art movements ever:
1. Pre-Raphaelites 🙄
2. Neoclassicism
3. Landscape painters

restlessmarlin6 said:The top 5 hairstyles that deserve serious sanctions:

1. Fuca

What kind of sanction? This deserves a reward instead...

Carol Jackson45 said:Here are the 5 most hated Madonnas with Child paintings (roughly in chronological order):

1. Cimabue
2. Masaccio
3. fra Filippo lipa
4. Giovanni Bellini
5. Titian

Alright, here’s my take on the Top 5 heavy hitters behind US foreign policy decisions:

1. The President of the USA
2. The White House Staff
3. The Secretary of State
4. 4. State Department
5. CIA

Carol Jackson45 said:1. Pre-refactor 🙄

Don't tell me those are the ones from before Raphael? 😂

Sean Lee7 said:What kind of sanction? This is more like an award.

Exactly. It’s a reward for having actual good taste. 😵 😁

restlessmarlin6 said:Yeah. Good taste requires 😵 😁

Just so you know. 😁

Top 4 non-alcoholic drinks (though this has probably been said before)

1. Coca-Cola (I'd go as far as to say the best drink ever)
2. Water
3. Cherry juice
4. Multivitamin, any kind, as long as there isn't any carrot in it

My Top 4 Herbal Infusions

1. Velebitska herbal blend
2. Monastery brew
3. Myrtle
4. Coastal herbal mix

My top 5 budget wines:

1. Peljesac (Badel/Dingac)
2. Plavac (same producer)
3. Frankovka (local vineyard)
4. Kastelet
5. Cabernet Sauvignon (Veritas)

Top 5 vinegar blends:

1. Ribar (red)
2. Peristil (white)
3. Strigovcanec
4. Doro/Moro (white/red)
5. R/G (Riesling/Graves)

Top 5 absolute fashion disasters that actually trended:
1. Those baggy pants MC Hammer used to rock
2. Neon-colored goggles
3. Plastic sandals
4. Heaters and sweatbands
5. Fringed leather jackets

The 10 funniest movies from the eighties:
1. The Goonies
2. Spaceballs
3. Ghostbusters
4. Labyrinth
5. Back to the Future
6. 6. gremlin
7. E.T.
8. Terminator
9. Die Hard
10. Police Academy

(didn't feel like adding the rest)

Kevin Chavez3:

My Top 5 absolute trash wines:

Or basically, wines you can drink while sitting on the toilet 😁

0. George (white, $3.25)
1. Napa Valley basic blend
2. Cheap Merlot
3. California Red
4. Budget Chardonnay
5. Whatever they serve at that local winery in Brooklyn$4.00

Tinchi said:Don't tell me those are the guys from before Raphael? 😂

Sadly, those idiots are stuck in the 1800s. They claimed everything after Raphael went to hell, so they just reverted back to their medieval roots. 🙄

My Top 5 Characters

1.🙄

2. 🙂

3. 🙂

4. 🙂

5. 🤣