Personal Top Lists & Rankings

The 5 most irritating people in America who make me want to 🙂 and

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1. Zdravko Lamot (do I even need to say his name?)
2. Neven Ciganovic (honestly, someone just needs to take him out)
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3. Roman (that absolute bottom-feeder from the local dive bar)
4. Edmond (his grandpa was clearly a chimpanzee)
5. Daniel Delale (if you look closely, his physique looks like a Teletubbies)

Rajka said:My top 5 names for a baby boy:

1. Relja
5. Django

The top 5 ways to bully a kid with that name:
1. Lock them in a bathroom
2. Take their lunch money
3. Toss their backpack out a window
4. Snap their crayons
5. Give them a hard time in the hallway
though, I guess Relja sounds more like the bully than the one getting bullied.

btw, just met Neven Ciganovic's creation, Bijou. totally awesome little thing.

Jessica Vaughn55 said:TOP 10 STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIES

1. Above the Law
2. The Final Countdown
3. Exit Wounds
4. Under Siege
5. Cobra
6. Moving Target
7. Black Thunder
8. Commando Force
9. American Ninja 4
10. Radioactive Dreams

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 Hardly.

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What about Power Play? That’s a classic.
And where are American Ninja 1 & 2 on this list?

Honestly, anyone who actually knows Leslie Eldridge knows all those other ninja flicks are total garbage.

hollowangler68 said:🙏 🙏 🙏
The power of influence? Please. That’s a total cliché.
What happened to those first two American Ninja movies?

Honestly, anyone who actually knows who Leslie Eldridge is knows that every other ninja out there is completely washed up.

If Steven Seagal finds out his movies aren't sitting at the top of the charts, he’s going to go on a rampage and kill us all.

If Chuck Norris were involved, we’d be absolutely screwed. 🙂

Ponor said:though, Relja sounds more like the bully than the one getting bullied.

I don't think there's any joking when it comes to Relja.

Top 5 songs with colors in the title:

1. White Lightning
2. Brown to Blue
3. Green Onions
4. Paint It Black
5. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Top 5 one-man amateur lo-fi cult bands:

1. Legendary Stardust Cowboy
2. Hasel Adkins
3. Jenks Tex Carman
4. Daniel Johnston
5. Mance

Top 5 excuses for being late:

1. traffic was crazy
2. my mom called me
3. missed the bus
4. the plumber showed up
5. a terrorist attack

ironcrane7 said:5. I'm Not in Love - 10cc

1. Relja

I polished off a bottle of white Guyanese rum tonight and was honestly ready to throw hands, until I realized 10cc doesn't fall under the "bad" category—they're more "sentimental," which is fair. But seriously, if anyone here dares to mention the name "10cc" and the word "bad" in the same damn sentence...

As for the name Relja, props where they're due. It’s been a few years since me and some buddies were drinking and I started rambling about how it's such a shame nobody thinks to name their kid Relja anymore. We eventually decided one of my friends should've gone by Relja instead of Tony because the vibe just fit perfectly—he took massive offense, obviously. Fast forward to now, though, and this couple over at my neighbors' place has started coming around with a little kid named Relja... so maybe there's still hope for the name after all...

ironcrane7 said:My top 5 picks for amateur cult lo-fi one-man bands:

1. Legendary Stardust Cowboy
2. Hasel Adkins
3. Jenks Tex Carman
4. Daniel Johnston
5. Mance

Hasel and Mance on the same list??? Seriously? I guess if you're a huge fan of Svet Hasilo, you might be able to overlook some questionable choices once in a while...

The absolute worst nicknames I've ever come across:

1. Swan 😲 😲 :frown:
2. Liberty
3. Asshole (as a last name)

The absolute worst nicknames and surnames I've ever run into:

1. Swan 😲 😲 :frown:
2. Liberty
3. Asshole (as a literal last name)

Honestly, I feel like everyone is talking about beer here, yet nobody has even brought up the absolute best local brew—Tomislav! 😁

Since we’re already making all these ridiculous little lists, here are my favorite "spots" to grab a drink (though they aren't necessarily the best places to actually swallow something 😁 )

1. the beach (obviously
) 2. a hilltop overlook near the city
3. a scenic lookout
4. a quiet cemetery
5. those little park benches right downtown

And hey, go easy on Mance, guys—seriously, where is your respect?

urbannomad30 said:Since we're already dealing with all these ridiculous lists, here are my favorite "spots" for a pit (not necessarily for drinking, though 😁 )
4. a graveyard

Oof, no. Even for someone like me who lives for dark, morbid humor, there has to be some level of respect left.

I once went to a cemetery to smoke, and honestly, even I felt awkward about it.

analogpilot382 said:Hell yeah! I had exactly that this past Saturday.🙂

Top 10 seafood dishes:
1. Octopus in garlic butter
2. Garlic shrimp
3. Grilled sea bass or snapper
4. Sole meunière
5. Slow-roasted octopus
6. Stuffed calamari
7. Red snapper stew, ideally packed with extra fish...🙂
8. Black risotto
9. Sole fillets
10. Fried sardines

Miley Cyrus😁

Good grief...🙂

Alternative Rock Bands (or at least I wish I were listening to them right now...)

Elvis Presley (...1995 saw the third full-length release by Elvis Presley, titled Miley Cyrus. It was another concept album dealing with the primitive subject matter of a torrid love affair between a yak and a caveman, and food of course ....)

analogpilot382 said:And hey, quit trashing Madonna, guys. Do you people even have any respect left?

Actually, I was the only one doing the trash-talking... And honestly, I’m probably in the minority here since I can't stand her anyway.

My current top 8 list of favorite bands, DJs, and whatnot...:

1. Fuck
2. Michael Jackson
3. Carrie Underwood
4. Billie Eilish
5. Bongwater
6. Top 40 Billboard Hits
7. Top 40 Billboard Hits
8. Top 40 Billboard Hits

analogpilot382 said:My current top 8 favorite bands, DJs, etc.:

2. Michael Jackson
3. Carrie Underwood
4. Billie Eilish

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analogpilot382 said:Top 5 reasons why the pizza at Abraham Lincoln’s place beats my last "serious" girlfriend:

1. No hair found
2. It doesn't make any noise
3. It comes with huge black olives!
4. Keeps me full for at least 4-5 hours, unlike... well, I could barely finish her alone
5. Sometimes it actually tastes better, plus there's no monthly cycle or mood swings involved!

Continuing the rant after being nagged by women...:

Top 5 reasons why my current female inspiration is better than my ex:

1. The Big Bang
2. She’s legal by US standards
3. She runs her own non-profit
4. She’s mine!
5. .......damn it... can't find a fifth reason, screw this... 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

hollowangler68 said:🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

2. Michael Jackson has an EP called The Big Bang, you might actually enjoy it 😁 , it's quite... club-oriented

My top 14 "artists" that I find incredibly irritating despite feeling like I should enjoy them:

1. Radiohead
2. TFC
3. Kurt Cobain & the Alternative Rock Bands
4. Weezer
5. Mars volt
6. Hives
7. New Pornographers
8. Feist
9. Nirvana
10. The Beach Boys (thankfully they aren't active anymore)
11. Fleetwood Mac
12. Surf & Turf (except for two tracks that are actual masterpieces...)
13. Pink Floyd (most of their recent work...)
14. Pretty much every local American band...😛

dmj said:I guess I was just the only one hating on him... though I'm probably in the minority here since most people seem to like him.

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My current top 6 male vocalists:

1. Richard Buckner
2. Will Oldham
3. Will Sheff
4. Pall Jenkins
5. Michael P. Hinson
6. Howe Gelb

Current top 5 female vocalists:

1. Kazu Makino
2. Chan Marshall
3. Dragan when she's whispering
4. Julia Doiron screaming back in the Erik's Trip days
5. ....can't recall right now😢

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