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Participants Carol Jackson45redgull44stormyviper11hollowangler68Nicole BakerNicholas Perez33Michael Mitchellruggedcrane22ironcrane7Kevin Chavez3vividcyclist35wiredfalcon2Bryan BarrettSean Lee7Jeffrey Edwards5stormyotter67stormywolf39Jose Chase2Robin Boothurbanmoose3Samuel Murphy6Ronald Gray96vividharbor38cosmicmaker162 …
urbannomad30 urbannomad30 Member
14 messages
joined Sep 2003
#621 ·
truch2 said:Top 10 reasons why studying is actually terrible for your health:
1. It can drive you insane!
2. It causes breakouts/acne
3. It triggers dandruff
4. You become totally neurotic (like PMS, just maybe a little less bloody)
5. You mostly end up learning stuff you don't care about and won't ever need in Real Life
6. Your legs ache from all the studying (okay, this might just be me since I pace around the apartment for miles...)
7. Nail biting
8. Your butt and back start hurting
9. It leads to weight gain—or extreme weight loss
10. Making top lists of things you *could* be doing instead of studying!!!

2. So that's why... 😁
3. This too??
4. Jesus, so it doesn't just mess with my looks, but my mental state too? 😁

Top list of nations

1. Us Americans! 😁
2. The Japanese
3. The English

stupid words

1. closet
2. bread
3. mushroom
4. sour

R.E.M. albums

1. Automatic for the People / Murmur
3. Lifes Rich Pageant
4. New Adventures in hi-fi
5. Document
6. Reveal
7. out of time
...

deep thoughts/conclusions/questions/whatever

Half the people you know are below average.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

...

Top list of graffiti/jokes

1. In Boston, supposedly during the height of the shelling, someone wrote "This is Mexico" on the main post office, and someone else added "This is a post office, idiot." 😁

2. On a bathroom stall: "Even the bravest pee here"

3. (On a school coat rack) For professors only.
With a note underneath: "I can hang coats too"

4. Hey man, move over one more! I'm Skating! (Jesus)

5. Alcohol is man's greatest enemy. Only cowards run from their enemies.

6. It's a good thing beer doesn't leave coffee stains.

7. He who chases a girl, falls into her himself.

8. I'd much rather my country die for me.

9. This sentence has no case.

10. Don't argue with a woman while she's packing your parachute.
Samuel Murphy6 Samuel Murphy6 Regular
740 messages
joined Apr 2006
#622 ·
Michael Newman50 said:Luck is better than Greek luck... all those people with slanted eyes look the same to you anyway, don't they?😛

Alright, things aren't moving quite as fast as I’d hoped. 🙂

So, I'm driving toward the suburbs, I take a right where the sign points toward the Port, then at the light, I turn left. And then what? 😁
Carol Jackson45 Carol Jackson45 Active MemberOP
79 messages
joined Aug 2004
#623 ·
urbannomad30 said:4. Man, pull up one more. I'm Skating! (Jesus)

Blackwood, but it totally reminded me of some high school base. Teacher goes, "Gypsies stole the nails from Jesus's grave..." and this kid in the back row just shouts: "For the house, bro!!!"
🤣

Top 5 slip-ups:
1. punker (parquet)
2. pro-shot (space)
3. Middle German Cemetery (heat)
4. Intermediate French Passive (massive)
5. Listening stage (drying)
stormyviper11 stormyviper11 Active Member
81 messages
joined Nov 2007
#624 ·
Here are 10 artists I remember exactly how and when I first heard them. They absolutely floored me back then, and honestly, they still hit just as hard today...

1. Creedence Clearwater Revival (around 1984) - I was reading this piece about Fogerty in a Rock magazine and it really caught my attention. Not long after, in that Rock Anthology by Goranin Bakić, he mentioned "I Put a Spell on You." Naturally, I hit the record button immediately. I was hooked within seconds. About an hour later, my buddy bursts into my room like: "Did you record Creedence?" He was just as stoked—he’d heard them playing at a local bakery over at Remiza while waiting for his bus to a suburban town...
So, back around 1980... I was sitting in a dark room on some remote island, late at night, listening to that Rock Focus show hosted by Dražiti Vrdoljak. The highlight of the set was "Oh Well" by Fleetwood Mac, which is honestly a whole conversation in itself. Amidst a massive pile of mediocre tracks that didn't mean anything to me, I suddenly hit something different. It was this bass line that just crawled straight into my subconscious. I couldn't quite pin it down at the time, though. Fast forward about five years, and I hear "London Calling" playing, and suddenly all those buried memories start flooding back. I went out, grabbed the record, and—bingo. The second "Guns of Brixton" started playing, I knew I’d finally found exactly what I'd been subconsciously hunting for all those years...
3. Azra (circa 1982) - Back when I was just a kid moving into the city, I had to find my own soundtrack. My classmate Slaven actually helped me out; he stopped by our buddy Mite's place and brought over a tape, "Sunny side street." He wanted to play "Power per head D. P.," which was basically the ultimate anthem for us 11 and 12-year-olds... total rebels, right? But instead of messing around with rewinding, he just hit play from the start on "Poland in my heart." From that exact moment, Azra was stuck in my head forever...
4. John Coltrane (around 1987) - Look, I don't like jazz. There have been plenty of times where jazz cats tried to convert me to the cause, but they never quite pulled it off. Except for Božo, who almost had me... I don't really know what the deal is with that guy, all I know is he was mumble-grumbling away on his bass in some jazz band up in Vancouver... Anyway, I was on the bus headed to school when he handed me his Walkman and played "Naimu." I still don't like jazz, but I absolutely adore Coltrane, and "Afro Blue Impressions" is right at the top of every single list of the best albums I've ever heard...
5. Steely Dan (around '86) – honestly, maybe the absolute best thing Ljudevit Grgurić-Grga ever pulled off. That "Retrovizor" show was such a vibe for Sunday mornings, and that one moment when he dropped "With a gun"... man, that just lives in my head rent-free forever. Looking back now, I feel like there’s probably at least ten other Steely Dan tracks that could've acted as similar catalysts, but let's be real... that one was irreplaceable...
6. Valentino (1984) - Just got back from the first real concert of my life, seeing Eric Burdon live. I was buzzing, just humming "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" under my breath the whole way home. Then the next morning, while I was getting ready for school, they played "Love you more" on the radio... and honestly, that totally eclipsed Burdon for me. I became completely obsessed with that album, and I still absolutely love it to this day...
7. Nick Drake (2001) - I'm positive I've heard Drake before, probably back when Leskovar used to play him constantly. But honestly, the whole thing started from the end—listening to "Voice from the Mountain," which was one of the last tracks he ever recorded. To be fair, I've only really started digging into the perks of the streaming services lately. While I was hunting around for that band Mountain, I realized there were a ton of other songs with that word in the title, so I went ahead and tore through them... But only one of them, you know, really hit me hard. That was the moment everything clicked with Drake...
Zabranjeno pušenje (1984) — right before they dropped their debut album, they released that promo single with "Zenica Blues" and "I Don't Want to Be a German." It actually made its big premiere on a local rock radio show here in the States. I remember hearing it and thinking, man, these guys are going to be absolute legends. As soon as the album hit the shelves, I went out and grabbed a copy... well, technically my buddy was working at the shop, so he hooked me up and I could actually afford it. After listening to every single track, I was convinced—these guys were the real deal. I spent about six months playing that record on non-stop loop, and then, out of nowhere, the whole thing just exploded and everyone started listening to them at once...
9. Ruts (around 1997) - back at my buddy's place, I was first introduced to a ton of punk and post-punk bands, including most of the ones I absolutely live for today. But honestly, nothing hit me quite like "Jah War" did on that first listen. That track basically paved the way for all those incredible dub sounds that eventually took over my life... and my entire listening experience...
Sparks (1991) - After a breakup, it took about six months before I could actually laugh again. Honestly, I was in the absolute worst headspace of my life, barely even functioning. One spring afternoon, me, Mark, and Brian were wandering around a suburban neighborhood near a local park when we decided to stop by a record store. I picked up some great Rory Gallagher for next to nothing, but Brian spotted this weird-looking album with no name on the cover—the kind of thing you’d see mentioned in a magazine like Rolling Stone as one of those legendary masterpieces. It was "Kimono My House." For some reason, he passed on it, but I grabbed it, thinking, alright, let's give this a shot. By the time I was on the bus home, reading through some hilarious lyrics, I could already feel myself softening up. Once I got back, I dropped the needle on the first track, "This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us." Obviously, I recognized that one. But man, every single other track was just as incredible. I ended up listening to the whole album two or three times that same night. When I woke up the next morning, it was a gorgeous spring day, birds were chirping, and Sparks was right there at my fingertips... I felt amazing. Like I was finally healed...
Nicholas Perez33 Nicholas Perez33 Veteran
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joined Jun 2005
#625 ·
Here are my top 10 bands or solo artists that I’d happily toss right into a canyon:
1. Azra
2. Manu Chao
3. Millencolin
4. Pat Metheny
5. Elektrobuda
6. Exploited
7. Earth Crisis
8. Reel Big Fish
9. Blur
10. Massive Attack 😈
Kevin Chavez3 Kevin Chavez3 Veteran
2.4K messages
joined Dec 2002
#626 ·
My top five:

5. Lagwagon
4. Pennywise
3. Nekromantix
2. 2. Sunny Day Real Estate 1. Xiu Xiu
1. 2. Sunny Day Real Estate 1. Xiu Xiu
Adam Mendoza8 Adam Mendoza8 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jul 2003
#627 ·
truch2 said:...urban and angry? Like the screech of an angry little chicken?

/cut

Please, don't go there.... and that thing about the phone size being inversely proportional...
M tells me that..... my..... "monitor" is totally.... huge... and .... fine, but the keyboard is.... just plain ..... tiny.... and... colorful (and it actually matches the speakers)

/cut

Urban? No way. You just made that up on the spot 😉

The part about the phone size is just some boring cliché, but the bit about the monitor being clean? Yeah, that was all me.👍
Karen Doyle2 Karen Doyle2 Newcomer
1 message
joined Mar 2005
#628 ·
Adam Mendoza8 said:Good grief! An old-school alternative kid trying way too hard to look edgy and gritty. How cool. In my humble opinion, the cleanliness of your monitor is a direct reflection of the cleanliness of your private parts. So, tell me, how’s your keyboard looking?

And apparently, your monitor is as spotless as the space between your intestines... 👎

Here are five of the funniest words my grandparents use:
1. Psych ward (what they call that specific bedroom armoire with a mirror and shelves underneath—I've honestly never heard anyone else use it that way)
2. Filopeder (their hilarious take on the word "pedophile") 🤣
3. Shalabajzati (to mess around aimlessly)
4. Chikopernica (an old-fashioned term for an ashtray)
5. Gemo (yet another "homegrown" nickname for anything made by GM...)
Adam Mendoza8 Adam Mendoza8 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Jul 2003
#629 ·
stormyviper11 said:Here are 10 artists I remember perfectly—exactly who they were and how I first heard them—because man, they absolutely floored me, and honestly, they’ve stuck with me ever since:

/cut

I gotta say, that joke landed perfectly. I haven't laughed that hard in ages!

np eels - If you see Natalia
hollowseal33 hollowseal33 Member
14 messages
joined Apr 2004
#630 ·
boldscout72 🙂 said:1. A psych cabinet (that's what people call that wardrobe in the bedroom with the mirror and shelves underneath—I haven't heard anyone else use that term, though..)

Well, that's what my folks call them. And we actually 😁 have one in our cabin and another one right in the hallway outside the bedroom 😁.
Carol Jackson45 Carol Jackson45 Active MemberOP
79 messages
joined Aug 2004
#631 ·
hollowseal33 said:that's what everyone back home tells me. honestly, I 😁

Same here.

And just talking nonsense. That's basically the rule. 😁
Timothy Jones85 Timothy Jones85 Active Member
185 messages
joined Nov 2004
#632 ·
Instruments I’d give anything to actually master

1. Piano
2. Drums
3. Guitar
4. Sax
boldscout72 boldscout72 Newcomer
3 messages
joined Apr 2007
#633 ·
A few legendary artists who happen to own some seriously pricey vinyl records or cinematic treasures...

1. J Mascis
image His most expensive piece

2. Bo Diddley
image This one is quite a find

3. Stephen Malkmus
image A truly remarkable collection item

4. Frank Black
image Definitely worth noting

5. Gordon Moore and his spouse
image
Kevin Chavez3 Kevin Chavez3 Veteran
2.4K messages
joined Dec 2002
#634 ·
Mascis looks like he'll be boldscout72 in fifteen years... 😍
Daniel Bailey7 Daniel Bailey7 Regular
526 messages
joined Dec 2002
#635 ·
Kevin Chavez3 said:Mascis looks like boldscout72 did fifteen years ago. 😍

Only if he picks up one of those high-end hair straighteners🤣
Carol Jackson45 Carol Jackson45 Active MemberOP
79 messages
joined Aug 2004
#636 ·
Daniel Bailey7 said:only if she picks up that hair straightener thing 🤣

She’s getting it for her birthday (so she can rock the Ramones look) 😈

Stephen Malkmus 😍
redcrane28 redcrane28 Regular
282 messages
joined Aug 2003
#637 ·
black frankie 😍
look, I know I'm not exactly sane.
Peter Hall6 Peter Hall6 Newcomer
4 messages
joined Jan 2014
#638 ·
redcrane28 🙂 said:And apparently, your monitor is as spotless as a sterilized surgical suite... 👎

Here are the five funniest words my grandparents use:
1. Psych-cabinet (their word for that bedroom armoire with the mirror and shelves underneath; I've never heard anyone else say it...)
2. Filopeder (their twisted version of the word "pedophile")🤣 )
3. Shalabajzati (to mess around aimlessly)
4. Chikopernica (an old-school term for an ashtray)
5. Gemo (yet another "homegrown" slang term they use for anything made by General Motors)

1. My grandparents use that exact phrase too—"I could use a nightstand right now."
4. Oh, you can hear that one being tossed around all over the place.
redcrane28 redcrane28 Regular
282 messages
joined Aug 2003
#639 ·
🙂
A nightstand and a psycho aren't the same thing. This first one doesn't even have a mirror—it’s just a basic-ass nightstand, plain and simple as its name implies

np The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon 😍
Peter Hall6 Peter Hall6 Newcomer
4 messages
joined Jan 2014
#640 ·
redcrane28 said:🙂
A nightstand and a psych ward aren't exactly the same thing. The first one doesn't even come with a mirror; it’s just your run-of-the-mill bedside table, plain and simple as its name implies.

np The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon 😍

I am well aware they aren't identical, but I still find it to be an apt descriptor for a certain type of furniture.

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