James Fisher7
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joined Aug 2005
Honestly, please stop quoting that marathon runner; I’ve actually started dreaming about those lines from the movie. 😁
-Here comes Baron Munchausen, ready to spin us another tall tale.
-Man, you guys wouldn't believe this woman, Mary—she was a total piece of work. Just as the rain let up, we ducked under this little overhang, and I had to rush to fix my clothes. Lord help me, I was caught completely unprepared, and there we were, just thinking to ourselves, "Well, I certainly don't have a girl left to talk to." And then he goes, "Don't you dare interrupt me while I'm talking, unless you want a slap to match your lies."
-Nobody's interrupting you, can't you see I'm playing my music?
-Your playing is so bad, you'd be better off just listening.
-I'd listen to you if I knew how to lie as well as you do.
-If only you could move on your feet like I can. I'm telling you, my legs were shaking, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a drop falls right down my neck from the gutter. It felt like someone clawed me. My wife passed out like a light. Then the waitress asks what's wrong with you, man.
-What did you say back to her?
-To the blue waves of the sea...
My goodness, back when I was a kid getting circumcised, all they left me with was enough to make a goat!
The bar serves drinks in paradise... but no way, the manager forbade it... who, is it that guy Coro? Hey Coro, you know I don't like getting into trouble?