13th Annual War Games
Started by Jose Campbell · · 👁 4 views · 29 replies
#2 ·
Wait, is that the movie starring Antonio...??!
Antonio, man... I'm sweating my head off here...
I caught the movie while I was scrolling through some Communist Party USA forums... nothing special, honestly.
😳
Antonio, man... I'm sweating my head off here...
I caught the movie while I was scrolling through some Communist Party USA forums... nothing special, honestly.
😳
#3 ·
Swords and sword fighting. That's basically a guarantee the movie's good.
It wasn't bad. Could've been better, sure, but whatever... I actually completely forgot about it. Turning on the TV to give it another watch now.
It wasn't bad. Could've been better, sure, but whatever... I actually completely forgot about it. Turning on the TV to give it another watch now.
#4 ·
just watching some stuff on PBS now, and man, the visual vibe is just weird. totally different from how I remember renting movies on VHS back in the day. everything on TV now almost looks like someone just pointed a camera at a movie screen in a theater... 😁
#5 ·
I’m actually really digging this. I’m not exactly sitting here waiting for some deep Shakespearean drama like Hamlet, but if we get plenty of intense swordplay and some satisfying hack-and-slash action, then I am all in!
#6 ·
Gary Anderson38 said:There are swords and there is sword fighting. That means it's a good movie.![]()
The movie isn't bad. It could have been better, sure, but whatever... I totally forgot about it. Gonna turn on the TV and give it another watch.
Where did you find that smiley? I love it...😁 This guy is hilarious.😁 😁
#7 ·
Sarah James4 said:Where did you find that smiley? I love it...😁 This guy is out of his mind.😁 😁
At some secret spot known only to the Democratic insiders 😉

#8 ·
I actually prefer the one above😁 it’s definitely better than😛 this one...🙄
It's just like when you really want to talk some sense into someone...👍
It's just like when you really want to talk some sense into someone...👍
#9 ·
I found the film to be absolutely superb.
That Norman king possesses a certain gravitas, much like Clint Eastwood himself.😁
That Norman king possesses a certain gravitas, much like Clint Eastwood himself.😁
#11 ·
I thought the movie was pretty solid, though I can't shake this nagging feeling that there was just one little thing missing to make it truly great. But honestly? Who cares! It’s still a good watch. 

#12 ·
As long as there are swords and blood I and plenty of action, I'm definitely on board with a movie like this.🙂
#14 ·
Imbecile. Seriously, go stand in front of a mirror and repeat that to yourself a hundred times—I guarantee you’ll find some success there.
The movie is alright. If you're into swords, heroism, and carnage, you'll love it. If not, maybe just stay quiet and stick to those more mild-mannered films...
LONG live Swords and blood 🙂
The movie is alright. If you're into swords, heroism, and carnage, you'll love it. If not, maybe just stay quiet and stick to those more mild-mannered films...
LONG live Swords and blood 🙂
#15 ·
brighthawk20 said:You absolute moron—do me a favor, go stand in front of a mirror and repeat that sentence a hundred times. I guarantee you'll find success there.
The movie is fine. If you have an appetite for swords and blood I, then it’s great; if you don't, then shut up and go watch some sanitized, PG-rated drama instead...
LONG live Swords and blood every respect master 🙂
I caught this in theaters and thought the film was perfectly decent. My only gripe was that I expected them to be battling non-human enemies, which would have been killer. I suppose that's just how it goes since McTiernan directed it (Predator? 🙂)
#16 ·
They did a decent job casting Antonia—though next to the rest of the cast, she looks like... well, you know the vibe.
#17 ·
brighthawk20 said:What an idiot. Go stare at a mirror and say that to yourself a hundred times—I promise you won't be disappointed.
The movie's alright. If you're into swords and blood I, then it hits the spot. If not, maybe just stick to those "milder" movies instead...
LONG live Swords and blood every respect master 🙂
Way to go, genius. You basically just invented a whole new genre called "milder movies." Look, man, surely you get that a movie is either good or bad regardless of the subject matter. There are great movies in any genre because they're directed well, have a solid story, coherent plots, and real characters. Sure, having good fight scenes helps in this genre, but if everything else fails, it doesn't matter. At the end of the day, the foundation of any film is the story, and this one was just dull. Why should I shut up? I love a good fantasy flick just as much as a family drama. But if either one is poorly made, it's a bad movie. Just seeing someone walk on screen with a sword doesn't make it work. If that's enough for you, fine, but you'll grow out of it eventually...👋
#18 ·
ari peka said:because at the end of the day, a movie is only as good as its STORY, and this one is just plain dumb, regardless of the visuals.
Jeza, who’s really to blame here—the idiots who came up with such a ridiculous plot in the first place?
I mean, you probably caught onto that already, right? That the 13th Warrior is basically just a retelling of Beowulf.
Bullywug - Beowulf
Wendel - Grendel
King Hrothgar - well... King Hrothgar
Look, I’ve never actually sat down to read Beowulf, but a buddy of mine who’s obsessed with Celtic and Norman mythology gave me a heads-up about it. And sure enough: an old king calls for help because some mysterious "monster" is slaughtering his subjects. A hero shows up, and the king's son immediately hates him because he realizes Beowulf is the kind of alpha male the prince could never hope to be. Beowulf takes down the "monster," but to clinch the victory, he has to face off against its "mother." He ends up fatally wounded in the fight and dies right alongside her.
#20 ·
Joe Biden said:I just watched the movie while browsing the Communist Party USA site... nothing special.
Good grief, go wash your keyboard with soap immediately!😠 The movie is an absolute masterpiece. Honestly—if we could just get the Director's cut, that would be the ultimate holy grail. James Cameron was basically forced out of the editing room because the studio wanted it to feel more like Zorro, whereas he wanted to lean into the grit and the gore. It’s actually wild to think about how incredible this flick would've been if he’d been allowed to finish his vision!
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