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Clerks (Kevin Smith) (1994)

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Douglas Edwards2 Douglas Edwards2 MemberOP
44 messages
joined Mar 2004
#1 ·
Clerks (Kevin Smith role)
Release Year – 1994
Screenplay – Kevin Smith
Cast – Jeff Anderson, Kevin Smith, Brian O'Halloran

Before I even saw Clerks, I had watched K. Smith's Mallrats on VHS. That was actually what tipped me off to check out Clerks, which seemed to be playing exclusively at the local movie theater (or at least during its initial run)... I absolutely loved it, so I went right back for seconds the very next day. By day two, the movie theater was noticeably more packed than the day before; clearly, word-of-mouth had piqued the interest of people who otherwise might have just waited for it to hit the rental shelves.
Kevin Smith wasn't exactly some unknown nobody, especially to anyone following the film festival circuit. Smith picked up a special Jury Prize at Cannes during the same year that Quentin Tarantino started taking over the world with his own work. His Pulp Fiction cast such a massive shadow that it wasn't just Cannes, but the entire globe, talking about nothing but the ingenious former video store clerk from Los Angeles, Q. Tarantino.
One thing that’s genuinely intimidating is the fact that Smith shot Clerks for a measly $20,000 to $30,000, which completely guts those theories that you need millions of dollars to make a decent movie. What’s necessary is having an original idea and the talent to execute it. As the legend goes, Kevin Smith filmed Clerks with a group of friends while he spent his days working shifts at the actual convenience store where they were filming. He wrapped the whole thing in about a month and premiered it at the Sundance Film Festival in 1994, where it raked in the accolades. Most of the actors in the film had virtually zero experience, which gives it this incredible sense of authenticity. The characters don't speak in polished, scripted prose; they talk exactly like real people do... complete with an endless stream of profanity.
Clerks is set in a small town in New Jersey and follows Dante, a convenience store clerk, and his buddy Randall, who works at a video store. Dante dropped out of college and is pretty miserable with his current social standing; emotionally, he's spiraling while processing his feelings for his ex (who he just found out is getting married) and his current girlfriend (who he discovers has slept with three other guys, including him, and performed oral sex on 37 others, including himself, of course). Randall is brutally blunt, constantly pushing Dante to "face life head-on"—or as he puts it, "either get off the toilet or take a crap." Randall knows they are typical Gen Xers doomed to a certain version of the American Dream, but unlike Dante, he doesn't have any moral hang-ups regarding his customers. He mostly treats them like garbage, or at best, exactly what they deserve (which, most of the time, is being treated like garbage).
Then you have the two sidekicks who pop up in basically all of Smith's movies—Jay and Silent Bob, who hang out selling weed by leaning against the store wall. Kevin Smith plays Silent Bob himself. While Clerks is incredibly funny, it’s also much more than that. It speaks a plain, honest language and doesn't try too hard to please anyone. One small caveat if you want to enjoy this film: just leave your ego at the door. I mean the people who go watch a Tarantino film and then complain, "That was stupid, it's too much"... for an audience like that, I'd suggest sticking to light Hollywood teen comedies.
Keep an eye out for Randall's theory about how the roofers and plumbers were the ones actually building the Death Star in Star Wars... 😂
steelscout19 steelscout19 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2004
#2 ·
Give it a rest... just talk...

Do me a favor and dig through some of the older threads; you'll find them, including the Movie List...

The film is pure genius, plain and simple. Between the black-and-white cinematography, the moment Randall knocks over that poor soul's casket, and that absolute masterpiece of an ending with Grandpa in the restroom—it’s perfection. 🙏
Douglas Edwards2 Douglas Edwards2 MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#3 ·
steelscout19 said:Man... just talk about it...

Go dig through some older threads, you've got the movie list right there...

The movie is a masterpiece, period. Between the black-and-white style, that moment when Randall knocks over the old lady's casket, and that absolute peak ending with the grandpa in the toilet. 🙏

I already checked the movie list (which, by the way, could use an update once in a while), but I can't find it under "Clerks" or "Merchants."
Brian Gonzalez7 Brian Gonzalez7 Member
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joined Feb 2004
#4 ·
Retailers are such a massive drag... 😎
casualpuma71 casualpuma71 Active Member
51 messages
joined Nov 2021
#5 ·
This movie is a total cult classic, honestly. It deserves at least a twelve-page deep dive just to scratch the surface... 🙏

"Try not to smoke up some kind of *****..." 😁
Douglas Edwards2 Douglas Edwards2 MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#6 ·
Baklja said:"Try not to smoke any ***** on the way..." 😁

😂 man, this movie is a total classic... though that whole bit about the school administrators was pure comedy gold—their jobs are so incredibly pointless they actually lose their minds (like that guy obsessing over the perfect egg carton packaging) 🙏
Jose Miller17 Jose Miller17 Active Member
162 messages
joined Sep 2003
#7 ·
I stumbled upon the traders by complete accident, before I even knew who that heavy-set guy with the beard was or what he was filming about...
I honestly can't thank Smith enough for proving that you only need five shots and a smart script to make a masterpiece...not to mention that killer black-and-white cinematography...
Look, I get it—plenty of people probably won't "get" the vibe that drives this whole movie, so they might not appreciate it as much as I do, but honestly...
...
Christian Sanchez44 Christian Sanchez44 Active Member
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joined Jul 2005
#8 ·
That absolute moron Republican brought them up on Reddit yesterday—using them as some prime example of high-quality indie filmmaking—all while we were debating how the government funds American cinema and its blatant political leanings. 🙄It honestly took me a few minutes to process just how much of a total mess that take was.
Douglas Edwards2 Douglas Edwards2 MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#9 ·
Penny Lane said:That clueless Republican guy brought them up on Reddit yesterday, using them as an example of a high-quality indie film, all while rambling about funding for American cinema and its political leanings. 🙄It honestly took me a few minutes to realize what a total load of crap that was.

It’s just more proof that all these supposedly "tech-savvy" politicians are obsessed with tracking the IMF... frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if he's stalking this subreddit too, especially since he went out of his way to call himself some massive cinephile (he even dropped "Deer Hunter" in there 😎 )

p.s. You can just tell how much he loves Clerks—it's clearly his generation's obsession 🙄 )
Jose Miller17 Jose Miller17 Active Member
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joined Sep 2003
#10 ·
Which Republican is this? ...They love small business owners... because apparently shopkeepers are the perfect symbol for a conservative society obsessed with "traditional values." I bet they're big fans of "happiness" too. 😬
George Cruz65 George Cruz65 Member
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joined Apr 2004
#11 ·
Smith's absolute best. Some might even argue it's his only good one.
rapidbadger45 rapidbadger45 Member
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joined Dec 2002
#12 ·
Anyone got a DivX copy of this?

The only thing I know about the movie is what I read on IMDb 😳 but it's gotta be damn good...
Brian Gonzalez7 Brian Gonzalez7 Member
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joined Feb 2004
#13 ·
rapidbadger45 said:anyone got a DivX copy of this...

all I know about the movie is some stuff I read on Rotten Tomatoes 😳 but it's gotta be freaking awesome

i got it right here
Richard Hernandez13 Richard Hernandez13 Regular
269 messages
joined May 2004
#14 ·
A special three-disc DVD set for Traders is dropping soon to celebrate their tenth anniversary.

Do you think there's any chance we'll actually see this showing up in our local video rental shops here in the States?

Mirrball? 😬
Keith Anderson10 Keith Anderson10 Member
13 messages
joined Dec 2004
#15 ·
I happened to catch a rumor somewhere that they’re currently filming—or at least planning a sequel for—this project. I truly hope they don't end up ruining the whole thing by overdoing it with flashy colors and excessive special effects 😁
Jose Miller17 Jose Miller17 Active Member
162 messages
joined Sep 2003
#16 ·
Richard Hernandez13 said:There’s a special 10th-anniversary triple-disc DVD set coming out for Clerks soon.
Any chance we'll see this hitting the shelves at our local Blockbuster?
Mirrball? 😬

Yeah, word is they even tried to get Smith to crack a tear and film a sequel in a fit of pure sentimentality.😁
Sean Lee7 Sean Lee7 Member
44 messages
joined Apr 2004
#17 ·
Supposedly, they’re calling it Passion of the Clerks
velvetotter26 velvetotter26 Member
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joined Mar 2006
#18 ·
My favorite moment is when Silent Bob tells Dante something along the lines of, "There are many hot girls in the world. But only one is going to bring you lasagna at work." Or something like that. 👍 👍
Sean Lee7 Sean Lee7 Member
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joined Apr 2004
#19 ·
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😂
Jose Miller17 Jose Miller17 Active Member
162 messages
joined Sep 2003
#20 ·
After doing a little digging... (good job me 😁 )...it looks like Kevin Smith's bout with sentimental madness has been extended indefinitely, because he's actually decided to make a movie... supposedly starting in January 2005... the plot is basically "whatever happened to those guys," according to Smith...
Oh, and he says it'll be the opposite of 'Jersey Girl'... what's that even mean? Good? 😁

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