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I honestly lost it laughing when I saw that ad for the AT&T gallery. Like, I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't go out of my way to embarrass myself there just for some old DVD and a box of candy. What's the consensus here?
Started by velvetridge85 · · 👁 4 views · 31 replies
velvetridge85 said:I actually lost it when I saw that ad for the AT&T gallery. Like, I don't think I'd ever bother showing up there just for a single DVD and a box of chocolates. What do you guys reckon?
dotur_luigi said:Some people claim they actually enjoyed Kate & Leopold.🙄
But honestly—where did Dorian get off thinking he’s part of some heterosexual love story? It just doesn't fit.😁
Jose Miller17 said:I’m personally boycotting their ads and shoving that pathetic DVD right up their ass... total fascists. Oh, look at us, giving gifts to couples in love... how incredibly romantic. As if being head over heels isn't enough, or the fact that they're hooking up every single night, or even the struggle of trying to be quiet in a movie theater while he whispers plot points in her ear... no, we just have to shower them with prizes because they're so pitifully smitten. Maybe next they'll start handing out gifts to people who just got dumped? Or maybe for the lonely souls, the broke ones, or the people with zero fashion sense? Not a chance, those fascists wouldn't dream of it. Apparently, if you aren't in a relationship, you might as well rot in hell; there are no perks for anyone else. What’s next? A "we’re loaded" campaign? "My dad is a billionaire," "I have everything in life," blah blah blah...
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Oh, wait, what kind of gift? Chicago... brilliant... I'd honestly dump my girlfriend if they shoved that in my hands right now.
Jose Miller17 said:I’m done with their ads and that pathetic DVD. Absolute elitists... giving gifts to couples? How incredibly romantic. As if being in love isn't enough—having those moments where they can barely stay quiet in a movie theater while he whispers to her—now we have to reward them too because they're just so tragically in love. Maybe they should start handing out gifts to people who just got dumped. Or for the lonely ones... the broke ones... the poorly dressed... but no, the elites wouldn't do that. Apparently, it’s not enough to just be single; you have to suffer in hell. No gifts for them. Only for the lovers. What’s next? A campaign called "We’re rich," "My dad is a billionaire," or "I have everything in life."
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Oh, right, which gift? Chicago... brilliant... I'd give up my girlfriend just to have that shoved into my hands....
Jessica Wright said:If we get a movie like luck be a lady.
Jose Miller17 said:Haha... this one is great. I can already see people handing out "luck be a lady" coupons at the checkout counters...🙄
Jose Miller17 said:Honestly, it’s a perfect movie in my book.😉
Jose Miller17 said:I swear, I’m done with their ads and those cheap-ass DVDs too... total elitists... giving gifts to couples? How "romantic"... isn't it enough that they're in love, that they see each other every day, or that they can't even whisper in a movie theater without being told to shut up while he explains the plot... but no, we have to reward them because they're just so pathetic and lovesick... maybe next they'll hand out gifts to people who just got dumped... or for the lonely ones... the broke ones... the poorly dressed... nah, not the elites, obviously not... apparently being single isn't enough misery, you have to rot in hell too... no gifts for them... only for the lovers... what's next, a "we're loaded" campaign? "My dad's a billionaire"... "I have everything in life"...
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oh, wait, what gift? Chicago... genius... I’d give up my girlfriend just to have that shoved into my hands....
Brian Gonzalez7 said:That just goes to show how much AT&T is struggling, though honestly, I don't blame them for trying... they're basically fighting for their lives against AMC Theatres and Notre Dame...
ferallynx13 said:Why are you so angry? You need to embrace those who are different... You have to learn how to love...
storytelj said:The theaters near Notre Dame and over on Ibler are actually run by the same company. It’s honestly frustrating dealing with AMC Theatres when they have the exact same lineup as everyone else, especially since an AMC can easily rotate through 15 different titles a day if they wanted to.
Ava Gardner said:So, what’s stopping me from winning this DVD? 😁
Who’s going to fall in love with me? 😁